You Better DON'T!
Comedy
Episodes
Episode 140: The Meg
7/24/2018
Lisa interviews Steve Alten, author of The Meg.
Duration:00:03:59
Episode 139: Blackhole Sunflower
6/12/2018
Steve pulls rank as a whistling prodigy; Lisa was a terrible 2 month teenage goth.
Duration:00:08:08
Episode 138: Slaaaaayer!
6/5/2018
Lisa's marriage gets an arrogant, sexy Han Solo boost; Steve wonders if Slayer wrote an ABBA song.
Duration:00:09:36
Episode 137: Pot PUN-ishments
5/30/2018
Lisa and Steve JOINT-ly app-ROACH HASH-ing out some unbe-WEED-able pot puns. Sorry.
Duration:00:04:27
Episode 136: A Goldfish Named Goldie
5/22/2018
Sparring with a mind as great as his own, Steven argues that with great naming power must come great naming ability; Lisa called her goldfish "Goldie."
Duration:00:05:20
YBD 135 Lettuce Knit
5/15/2018
A Toronto yarn store is but a facade for vegan militarism; Lisa Schwartzman investigates! With additional reporting from Steven Shehori and a dude from work.
Duration:00:05:11
Episode 134: Famous, Lame Us
5/8/2018
Lisa encourages Steven to go solo in this week's episode, prompting him to yap about a couple of crazy brushes with fame.
Duration:00:07:17
Episode 133: FU Malibu
5/1/2018
Duration:00:04:17
Episode 132: New God, Who Dis?
4/24/2018
In this uber-special edition of the podcast, Steven recounts to a live audience the time when, as a neurotic 11-year-old Jewish kid, his parents accidentally sent him to a fundamentalist Christian camp. Recorded at Theatre Palisades in Los Angeles.
Duration:00:11:38
Episode 131: Space Jocks
3/28/2018
Steve has bigger things to worry about than aliens taking our stuff; Lisa does not.
Duration:00:06:07
Episode 129: Steve And Lisa’s Day Off
3/20/2018
Lisa and Steven are both sick and grumpy plus Steven's new kitten is attacking him but whatever man how are you?
Duration:00:05:29
Episode 128: Vase In The Face!
3/13/2018
Should you walk on your wife's back when she asks you to? Steven and gravity say no.
Duration:00:07:26
Episode 127: Rent Me!
2/27/2018
Sometimes in life there comes a point when you simply need to rent a hockey goalie. Lisa and Steven conclude that 2018 -- and 1993 -- are two of those times.
Duration:00:07:26
Episode 126: Poker Face
2/21/2018
Lisa and Steven try to figure out what the deal is with poker and musically progressive supermarkets.
Duration:00:07:12
Episode 125: Whatever, Dead Hamster
2/14/2018
Lisa gets triggered by a trigger warning; Steve rides the line between "nice guy" and "extreme wussy."
Duration:00:06:10
Episode 124: Strumpet Smurf
2/6/2018
Lisa worries about Smurfette's dignity while Steven smurfs one out.
Duration:00:06:07
Episode 123: Dumber And Dumbest
1/30/2018
Lisa and Steven concede they're not as smart as they think they are. Of course, if they're not that smart, their assessment is probably wrong, which means they're actually super smart. Have you thought of that? No, you only think of yourself.
Duration:00:04:40
Episode 122: Steve And Lisa Make A Promo
1/24/2018
This Friday at 10pm ET, pop by www.facebook.com/youbetterdont to watch Lisa eat a giant preserved octopus on Facebook Live. This recording was supposed to be a 60-second promo, but Steven and Lisa apparently suck at making promos so now it's an entire freakin' 7-minute episode of the podcast.
Duration:00:07:31
Episode 121: FREE Satanic T-Shirt!
1/16/2018
Lisa offers YBD listeners a free t shirt. Steven suggests Lisa might totally die when she eats an octopus live on Facebook.
Duration:00:07:40
Episode 119: Lisa’s AIDS Scare
1/2/2018
Why is it always Lisa's beloved and deceased grandparents who get molested in this podcast, and not Steven's? Also, Lisa had an AIDS scare at 19 and never had sex again.
Duration:00:05:51