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Join our intrepid agents on their mad dash for safety and sanity, through a bastardization of multiple rule sets that we know a lot less of then most of you listening. Delta Green meets Call of Cthulhu meets The Thing meets Scooby-Doo meets True Detective, among other things. This podcast is for mature audiences only. Content warnings can be found in the episode descriptions.

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United States

Genres:

Comedy

Description:

Join our intrepid agents on their mad dash for safety and sanity, through a bastardization of multiple rule sets that we know a lot less of then most of you listening. Delta Green meets Call of Cthulhu meets The Thing meets Scooby-Doo meets True Detective, among other things. This podcast is for mature audiences only. Content warnings can be found in the episode descriptions.

Twitter:

@ZeroDeadPod

Language:

English


Episodes

You Can't Handler The Truth - Holding Cell

6/3/2023
In a deeply dark world filled with evil people and cosmic horror, Johnny Duvet tries to save his sanity, and perhaps get his dog back. Join Luke and Sebastiaan as they embark on a Delta Duet, a pet project with just one Handler and one Agent. If you like what you hear, please let us know on twitter: @zerodeadpod or email us at zerodeadpod@gmail.com Trigger warnings: Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. To run your own Holding Cell adventure, check out http://fairfieldproject.wikidot.com/holding-cell#toc0 Please consider following geoffers47 for awesome tunes, like the one used for the intro and outro. Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:00:41:41

Impossible Landscapes Ep 2 - Blast From The Past

5/25/2023
The agents of M-Cell engage in some questionable interrogation techniques. "Delta Green - Impossible Landscapes" is a campaign of horror and wonder, as such trigger warnings include (but are not limited to): Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Physical Abuse, Infanticide, Homicide, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. Intro and outro by the late Steve Lines from the album Society of the Yellow Sign Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©ZeroDead Podcast, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:01:07:07

Impossible Landscapes - Trailer

5/23/2023
Join Agent Manhattan, Agent Medusa, Agent Mississippi and Agent Mother as they uncover the truth on their way to... Impossible Landscapes. "Delta Green - Impossible Landscapes" is a campaign of horror and wonder, as such trigger warnings include (but are not limited to): Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Physical Abuse, Infanticide, Homicide, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. Intro and outro by the late Steve Lines from the album Society of the Yellow Sign Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©ZeroDead Podcast, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:00:01:38

You Can't Handler The Truth - Train 198

5/23/2023
In a deeply dark world filled with evil people and cosmic horror, Johnny Duvet tries to save his sanity, and perhaps get his dog back. Join Luke and Sebastiaan as they embark on a Delta Duet, a pet project with just one Handler and one Agent. If you like what you hear, please let us know on twitter: @zerodeadpod or email us at zerodeadpod@gmail.com Trigger warnings: Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. To run your own Train 198 adventure, check out http://fairfieldproject.wikidot.com/train-198-to-churchill-manitoba Please consider following geoffers47 for awesome tunes, like the one used for the intro and outro. Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:01:00:39

Impossible Landscapes Ep 1 - A Man And His Valise

5/11/2023
The agents of M-Cell meet for their assignment, and get cracking. "Delta Green - Impossible Landscapes" is a campaign of horror and wonder, as such trigger warnings include (but are not limited to): Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Physical Abuse, Infanticide, Homicide, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. Intro and outro by the late Steve Lines from the album Society of the Yellow Sign Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©ZeroDead Podcast, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:01:06:14

You Can't Handler The Truth - Special Agent

5/6/2023
In a deeply dark world filled with evil people and cosmic horror, Johnny Duvet tries to save his sanity, and perhaps get his dog back. Join Luke and Sebastiaan as they embark on a Delta Duet, a pet project with just one Handler and one Agent. If you like what you hear, please let us know on twitter: @zerodeadpod or email us at zerodeadpod@gmail.com Trigger warnings: Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. To run your own Special Agent adventure, check out http://fairfieldproject.wikidot.com/special-agent Please consider following geoffers47 for awesome tunes, like the one used for the intro and outro. Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:01:07:59

Impossible Landscapes Ep 0 - Who Do You Think You Are

4/27/2023
It's time for character creation! Join Fe, Jeroen, Luke, Sanne and Sebastiaan as they outline the agents from M-Cell, and maybe even wallow in familiarity. "Delta Green - Impossible Landscapes" is a campaign of horror and wonder, as such trigger warnings include (but are not limited to): Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Physical Abuse, Infanticide, Homicide, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. Intro and outro by the late Steve Lines from the album Society of the Yellow Sign Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©ZeroDead Podcast, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:01:03:33

You Can't Handler The Truth - The Slab

4/22/2023
In a deeply dark world filled with evil people and cosmic horror, Johnny Duvet tries to save his sanity, and perhaps the world. Join Luke and Sebastiaan as they embark on a Delta Duet, a pet project with just one Handler and one Agent. If you like what you hear, please let us know on twitter: @zerodeadpod or email us at zerodeadpod@gmail.com Trigger warnings: Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. To run your own Withdrawals adventure, check out https://fairfieldproject.fandom.com/wiki/The_Slab Please consider following geoffers47 for awesome tunes, like the one used for the intro and outro. Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:01:00:22

Super Happy Vacation Time Pt. 4 - Mirror, Mirror, Off The Wall

4/13/2023
Join our young adult investigators as they investigate the origin of the those pesky bumps in the night. The Grindhouse Collection is a set of Call of Cthulhu adventures set in 1970 through 1980, published by Miskatonic Repository. It is written by Alex Guillotte and Ian Christiansen. Trigger warnings: Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. Luke can be heard as Sean “Bongo” Levinson, Sanne can be heard as Brandy Williams, Fe will portray the roll of Kelly Donahue, and Jeroen will play Douglas Stevenson. I, Sebastiaan, will be your keeper of arcane lore. Want to run your players through their own grindhouse adventure? Check out: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/406202/The-Grindhouse-Ultimate-Collection--Vol-13 For more information about the quips or the system they originate from: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/371808/They-Came-From-Beyond-the-Grave Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:00:36:38

You Can't Handler The Truth - Withdrawals

4/8/2023
In a deeply dark world filled with evil people and cosmic horror, Johnny Duvet tries to save his sanity, and perhaps the world. Join Luke and Sebastiaan as they embark on a Delta Duet, a pet project with just one Handler and one Agent. If you like what you hear, please let us know on twitter: @zerodeadpod or email us at zerodeadpod@gmail.com Trigger warnings: Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. To run your own Withdrawals adventure, check out https://fairfieldproject.fandom.com/wiki/Withdrawals Please consider following geoffers47 for awesome tunes, like the one used for the intro and outro. Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:01:01:57

Super Happy Vacation Time Pt. 3 - Burn, Baby!

4/6/2023
Join our young adult investigators as they investigate the origin of the those pesky bumps in the night. The Grindhouse Collection is a set of Call of Cthulhu adventures set in 1970 through 1980, published by Miskatonic Repository. It is written by Alex Guillotte and Ian Christiansen. Trigger warnings: Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. Luke can be heard as Sean “Bongo” Levinson, Sanne can be heard as Brandy Williams, Fe will portray the roll of Kelly Donahue, and Jeroen will play Douglas Stevenson. I, Sebastiaan, will be your keeper of arcane lore. Want to run your players through their own grindhouse adventure? Check out: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/406202/The-Grindhouse-Ultimate-Collection--Vol-13 For more information about the quips or the system they originate from: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/371808/They-Came-From-Beyond-the-Grave Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:00:33:02

Super Happy Vacation Time Pt. 2 - Bumps In The Night

3/30/2023
Join our young adult investigators as they enjoy their first night in their "off the grid" vacation home where absolutely nothing scary is lurking in the dark! The Grindhouse Collection is a set of Call of Cthulhu adventures set in 1970 through 1980, published by Miskatonic Repository. It is written by Alex Guillotte and Ian Christiansen. Trigger warnings: Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. Luke can be heard as Sean “Bongo” Levinson, Sanne can be heard as Brandy Williams, Fe will portray the roll of Kelly Donahue, and Jeroen will play Douglas Stevenson. I, Sebastiaan, will be your keeper of arcane lore. Want to run your players through their own grindhouse adventure? Check out: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/406202/The-Grindhouse-Ultimate-Collection--Vol-13 For more information about the quips or the system they originate from: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/371808/They-Came-From-Beyond-the-Grave Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:00:30:43

You Can't Handler The Truth - Ad Tempus

3/25/2023
In a deeply dark world filled with evil people and cosmic horror, Johnny Duvet tries to save his sanity, and perhaps the world. Join Luke and Sebastiaan as they embark on a Delta Duet, a pet project with just one Handler and one Agent. If you like what you hear, please let us know on twitter: @zerodeadpod or email us at zerodeadpod@gmail.com Trigger warnings: Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. To run your own Ad Tempus adventure, check out http://fairfieldproject.wikidot.com/ad-tempus Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:00:56:25

Super Happy Vacation Time Pt. 1 - Beach Episode

3/23/2023
Join our young adult investigators as they enjoy their first night in their "off the grid" vacation home where absolutely nothing scary is lurking in the dark! The Grindhouse Collection is a set of Call of Cthulhu adventures set in 1970 through 1980, published by Miskatonic Repository. It is written by Alex Guillotte and Ian Christiansen. Trigger warnings: Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. Luke can be heard as Sean “Bongo” Levinson, Sanne can be heard as Brandy Williams, Fe will portray the roll of Kelly Donahue, and Jeroen will play Douglas Stevenson. I, Sebastiaan, will be your keeper of arcane lore. Want to run your players through their own grindhouse adventure? Check out: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/406202/The-Grindhouse-Ultimate-Collection--Vol-13 For more information about the quips or the system they originate from: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/371808/They-Came-From-Beyond-the-Grave Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:00:40:12

The Pipeline Episode 15 - Kaboom!

3/9/2023
ZeroDead plays "The Pipeline". A Call of Cthulhu adventure set in 1980, published by Miskatonic Repository, written by Alex Guillotte, loosely edited in to a Delta Green mission. All cards are on the table for K-cell, it's do... or die. Trigger warnings: Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. Luke can be heard as Agent Killswitch, Sanne can be heard as Agent Koko, Fe will portray the roll of Agent Kilo, and Jeroen will play Agent Kardiac. I, Sebastiaan, will be your handler. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio and sound effects through Syrinscape. Want to run your own players through a snowy hellscape? Check https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/251896/The-Pipeline-A-Call-of-Cthulhu-Scenario-for-the-1980s Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:01:07:12

The Pipeline Episode 14 - Kave Of Horrors

2/23/2023
ZeroDead plays "The Pipeline". A Call of Cthulhu adventure set in 1980, published by Miskatonic Repository, written by Alex Guillotte, loosely edited in to a Delta Green mission. The newly formed alliance takes the fight to the enemy. Trigger warnings: Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. Luke can be heard as Agent Killswitch, Sanne can be heard as Agent Koko, Fe will portray the roll of Agent Kilo, and Jeroen will play Agent Kardiac. I, Sebastiaan, will be your handler. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio and sound effects through Syrinscape. Want to run your own players through a snowy hellscape? Check https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/251896/The-Pipeline-A-Call-of-Cthulhu-Scenario-for-the-1980s Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:01:00:58

The Pipeline Episode 13 - Kardiac Arrest

2/9/2023
ZeroDead plays "The Pipeline". A Call of Cthulhu adventure set in 1980, published by Miskatonic Repository, written by Alex Guillotte, loosely edited in to a Delta Green mission. Puzzle pieces are falling in to place as the team falls apart. Trigger warnings: Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. Luke can be heard as Agent Killswitch, Sanne can be heard as Agent Koko, Fe will portray the roll of Agent Kilo, and Jeroen will play Agent Kardiac. I, Sebastiaan, will be your handler. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio and sound effects through Syrinscape. Want to run your own players through a snowy hellscape? Check https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/251896/The-Pipeline-A-Call-of-Cthulhu-Scenario-for-the-1980s Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:00:42:29

The Pipeline Episode 12 - Klawing Me Softly

1/26/2023
ZeroDead plays "The Pipeline". A Call of Cthulhu adventure set in 1980, published by Miskatonic Repository, written by Alex Guillotte, loosely edited in to a Delta Green mission. The noises in the dark come out to play. Out of the box thinking gets the gang on top, but will it be enough? Trigger warnings: Suicide Contemplation, Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. Luke can be heard as Agent Killswitch, Sanne can be heard as Agent Koko, Fe will portray the roll of Agent Kilo, and Jeroen will play Agent Kardiac. I, Sebastiaan, will be your handler. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio and sound effects through Syrinscape. Want to run your own players through a snowy hellscape? Check https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/251896/The-Pipeline-A-Call-of-Cthulhu-Scenario-for-the-1980s Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:00:53:54

The Pipeline Episode 11 - Krimson Moon Delight

1/12/2023
ZeroDead plays "The Pipeline". A Call of Cthulhu adventure set in 1980, published by Miskatonic Repository, written by Alex Guillotte, loosely edited in to a Delta Green mission. The gang takes stock of their current situation and take up a "defensive" position as night starts to fall in. Trigger warnings: Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. Luke can be heard as Agent Killswitch Sanne can be heard as Agent Koko Fe will portray the roll of Agent Kilo and Jeroen will play Agent Kardiac. I, Sebastiaan, will be your handler. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio and sound effects through Syrinscape. Want to run your own players through a snowy hellscape? Check https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/251896/The-Pipeline-A-Call-of-Cthulhu-Scenario-for-the-1980s Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:00:57:54

The Pipeline Episode 10 - Basement Kreeps

12/29/2022
ZeroDead plays "The Pipeline". A Call of Cthulhu adventure set in 1980, published by Miskatonic Repository, written by Alex Guillotte, loosely edited in to a Delta Green mission. The pumping station has hidden secrets ready to be uncovered, but they will not remain covered for long! Trigger warnings: Body Horror, Graphic Violence, Drug Use, Adult Language, Gaslighting, Mental Health Issues. Please be gentle, we don't know what the hell we're doing. Luke can be heard as Agent Killswitch Sanne can be heard as Agent Koko Fe will portray the roll of Agent Kilo and Jeroen will play Agent Kardiac. I, Sebastiaan, will be your handler. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio and sound effects through Syrinscape. Want to run your own players through a snowy hellscape? Check https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/251896/The-Pipeline-A-Call-of-Cthulhu-Scenario-for-the-1980s Music by @White Bat Audio Additional music and sound effects through Syrinscape. Join us on Discord Let us know what you think on Twitter

Duration:01:05:39