Ask My Daddy

We may repeat ourselves but we are still a little rusty in this one too… Who the fuck is my cohost?? Joel the Father.. And please don’t eat during this episode, it will not end up well. Daddy is READY feeling frisky and froggy, and Deanna the Daughter is WRONG on the episode number cuz we did a reversi, unintentionally. Heads up - toilet plungers are the worst! But it gives musical chairs a whole new meaning… Shit ends up everywhere with these thangs and that’s gross, pause for puke sounds here… But you’re welcome for dick firecrackers. So I will drink to this episode and say cheers with the warning of TMI and DO NOT EAT. We’s back-ish and don’t take our advice, especially when it comes to TNT!! Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

Are the questions on the left or right - its been too fucking long, we have NO idea what the actual fuck we’re doing. Therefore, everyone gets a refresher on this podcast and our bloviations - is that EVEN a real world. Who cares, the show must go on!! Best way to push forward is to reminisce with HOT DUDE FIRE PANTIES. We are all ready for rapid fire questions at Joel speed, LETS GO!! Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

We start this episode with Daddy not feeling his LIPS, gonna be a wild-ish ride, y’all! Can we get our GD mics right yet? We’ve only been doing this for a year and Daddy just has to get his mouth in the “right” position.. SMH FML WTF… Of course we gotta catch up on how taco bowls can suck, hashtag eating healthy is lame.. We don’t count the boners and we are finally answering a LISTENER QUESTION!!! Shout out Candy - Hello Candy, quit rumbling around in my daddy’s brain! But first, a Tangent - an Elvis Tangent, of course!! So a good CPA question is - which is faster: the crazy speed of light or the snail speed of sound? We love alliterations and its obvi, BUT it’s a two parter: how do you measure each? Who the fuck knows, cuz its too sciency for this podcast. Cheers to my accountant by day, stripper by night bestie!! Keep these qweshons coming guys, we love ‘em and don’t mind the kitties in the background that Daddy can’t hear… Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

THE most ridiculous questions EVER to go at Papa Joel speed, cringe worthy but so worth it! All from my noggin’.. Make it ‘til you fake it, take a shot now and believe me later. We go from thermostats to sharts to birthdays to noses to Mensa! Quite the gamut on the docket for this episode. I’m sure there’s some knowledge in there somewhere, drink up cuz this will tickle your punching bone! Catch this brain leakage please Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

TRIGGER WARNING - skip this boner if you don’t feel like putting up with our ignorant blatant statements about real shit as this is heavier on the political discussions on our OG Mic (aka Yeti - hashtag don’t use it)… Otherwise, what do two podcasters do at night at a podcast conference? Record of course! On our not so great starter equipment - blah blah blah… Daddy thinks we are all crazy in the podcast world, this is a boner episode of our drunken thoughts while on our roadtrip. Fight about thermostat - bathtubs and fightin’ words! Hashtag no big holes means we can go to the bar, cheers! Recap of Thursday, Friday Dr. Drew - bar breaks, bra break… No feelings, just thoughts. Daddy is an ornery curmudgeon manchild with dad jokes, no surprise there. Lort, we need a drink or a refill or BOTH - chug chug chug!! One nugget of info - Bad rims equals brims! Daddy is a trip y’all cuz I dunno how we ended up at Flintstones, maybe started with brimstone? Shoutout to “Lets To Go Court” podcast for the DP and sexy time reference and DADDY FOR PREZ Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

Daddy posed this question on some other episode which I cannot for the life of me remember BUT at least I wrote it down! We are a little rusty AND dusty but this is a super duper fun episode starting out with Big Bopper. Does that have anything to do with the question - NO but who gives a shit! Gave me time to get my diddly do’s in order. Then we have to discuss in length PODFEST 2024 y’all - WTF we are doing it! Sorry not sorry for rambling ON and ON about the schedule that I laid out in a spreadsheet cuz I’m square/Type A/NERD whatever, we are just so freakin’ excited!! I can post a pic of my “schedule” on our FB page to show off.. Does that have anything to do with the question - again NO! We all learn whos extra and whos intro, knowledge nugget! Warning though, this is going to be edited LIGHTLY when I usually have to edit heavily. So there may be funny noises, inexplicable sounds, etc. etc. blah blah.. At 30 MINUTES we get to the question. Hope everyone has been drinking up cuz yeah, that’s us!! Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

Happy Birthday to US! Two mics, three people add up to an editing nightmare (please don’t be judgey). BUT, it sure was fun to have our first full episode guest - Magic Maggie, hot pharma student in da’ house! In our celebratory one year episode, we try and get through her listener question submitted via askmydaddypod@gmail.com: How does Advil know where to go in your body to relieve pain? We go through some big ol’ words but these two have big ol’ brains so no surprise there! There is a bit of technical lingo for these science minded brains, have no fear Deanna is here to be a non-big brain in the background. Maggie delivers big, with answers and life knowledge nuggets all the while squirrelling Daddy, thank you Maggie for making Ask My Daddy history! Not sure if this has ever been mentioned - don’t ever take all of our advice (just the right pieces), this podcast is for entertainment purposes ONLY. Cheers to you, cheers to us and cheers to the beyond!! Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

Ok TBH - I have no idea what century debate was referenced at the end of the previous episode’s description - alcohol kills my memory and we DIVE right back into the PERIODIC TABLE. My suggestion is to binge these two episode one after the other. We are getting into the history (not my best subject) of this stupid smart table and apparently I can’t pronunciate Mr. Lavoosier. I know, wtf but he was important for Oxygen and Nitrogen (??). We talk about Wolfgang - an organizer of periodic tables by whatever the fuck he wants cuz it’s the beginnings of the modern periodic table and nobody knows anything! Discoveries abound and I get to correct my Daddy which rarely happens - thanks Google! Who knows, maybe there’s a Deannamonium OR Daddyesium element out there! One nugget we all get from this episode is that elements are elemental, yay! Otherwise I am just confused and will leave the reading of the periodic table to the professionals (AKA not me), chug with me as we round out this PART TWO. Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

Is this going to be our FIRST EVER two part question expanding across TWO episodes?? Fingers crossed, so it begins - sterioscopic and flapping cat hairs. We still have to get through the silly beginning banter and blow some mics while I still try to figure out what the actual eff I’m doing with sound. I really wish I had trumpet sounds because we are discussing the Periodic Table - what I thought was Daddy’s FAVE subject but now I think that is TBDDDDDD. Per usual, I request everyone to stick with us through an itty bitty amount of political non-offensive shit that I make interesting (?) and cheers to this episode!! But you have to promise to come back for PART 2 to hear how we settle the little century debate or NOT, only time will tell. Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

I know it’s been a minute or more than a minute, but we are back to impart some knowledge (or lack of) on this episode! Do we have to discuss Wordle AND sing the effin Mickey Mouse song on every episode? Yeah we do cuz Mickey Mouse does a BLURT! I know, wtf… SMH IRL IDK! Daddy is ready and willing and… we try to fit our listeners in our hands before getting to the good stuff. *Drumroll* The question is a combination of a listener question from Joshie Poo and the OG list - where did the terms of the left and right directions come from? And since I couldn’t find hardly shit on that question, I paired it with the OG question of what does your dominant hand say about you - are you a leftie or a righty? We toe (tow?) the political rabbit hole but don’t worry, I would NOT subject anyone to those antics! So basically no one knows any of these answers but I will now say lefticus and rightus for my directions - you’re welcome and cheers!! Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

This is another segment of rapid fire questions! We are going at rapid fire Joel speed - is that an oxymoron? Hmmm.. Appears opinions are like assholes and daddy has MULTIPLES!! WTF - I know, I know. Stick with us past the 18 min mark to get to question number TWO…We have quite a mix of questions. Drink up bishes or phone a bro if needs be and cheers to all!! Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

We may or may not have had a little bit to drink on this episode that we recorded a little late in the evening, but it just makes it more funner cuz military alphabets, Greek alphabets and shit. Which has nothing to do with this episode’s question, no surprise there! Daddy says he’s actually READY for this question, hmmm - he is a good bullshitter so we shall see. Good vibes only!!! And then tangents come - so sorry for the banter about alpha omega and blah blah blah… drum roll for the QUESTION - hold for the burp (sorry!) and the knitting babushka talks and the comfy knit pants: How is someone’s blood alcohol concentration (BAC) tested? WOw what a rabbit fuckhole we go down, we are not PC as we’ve never claimed to be so dont’ judge me, us, them - good luck guys and don’t take any of our advice! Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

Starting off strong with a healthy debate about equilibrate - what the?? Yeah first tangent is positive and negative idiots with everyone trying to “equilibrate” to being a neutral idiot! Chug chug something good to get ready for the rest. And Wordle appears, not new to any of us but what do you get when Wordle is missing two ears? Not the question of the night! Are we ever going to get to it? Yes, but first banter about Roger and Wilco - SMH… This is a super special LISTENER question tonight from a Bestie of the Pod - Candy Cane, you know who you are (the CPA, not the stripper)! Why are spiderwebs called cobwebs? Oh the weaves we web LOL. Cobs don’t weave webs, they just end up naked after you eat all the cornels. Take another sip, you’ll need it as we trudge through this scotch covered question. Its the conglomination of idiots who don’t far mar and trees and shit.. WHOA, this is fucking gold! Making up new acronyms and shit that will NOT stick with the youngin’s - CWD aka cobweb day, really daddy just become the clutter… and then MORE tangents, ugh just lean into it! I hope you enjoy and take another sip, really really! Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

Alright, we have a LISTENER question - mound up! Thank you number 5 for your interesting question as to why glue doesn’t stick to its own bottle… There’s air and water and epoxy, all jumbled together we get this episode. It’s chemistry centric, so Daddy is on point! We discover a too cool for school website - Wonderopolis, feels nostalgic for some reason… Elmer’s glue, gorilla glue, we cover it all, per usual the answer is - IT DEPENDS on if the polymers are sticky or stretchy. Gross!! I’ll raise a glass to this cuz we actually come out a little smarter than when we went in, aka PUT A SOCIOLOGICAL LID ON IT. Just a head’s up so I don’t get random texts, its a Glamor Shot - glug glug glug!!! Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

Starting off on a BANG - would you rather rub your input or rub your output? Hmmm… I say neither only because this is a convo with my Daddy. Life lessons from Daddy that nobody asked for. Then I get some family lessons - will we ever get to the question?!? Keep listening… On to sock hops and jitter bug dancin’! Daddy is not a dancer and may be a bomber (J/K!!!!!) he’s just a chemical thief, so what’s the question? It’s a relatable one! The causes of some eye jitter bug twitching is cause for concern and you should seek medical help immediately - cuz we ain’t no doctors. I’ll check all the boxes for fatigue, stress, and excessive alcohol intake PLUS submarines, duh! Enjoy this random bit of shiz-nit and I’ll drink to that whilst twitching! Here’s a hint for the answer - Scotch!! Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

Well golly, we some non-producing assholes but we know what episode this is.. We go into the sky and clouds even though we ain’t no meterologists. Please excuse the typos, I’m write it like we say it! Anyone ever thought about the difference between tornadoes and hurricanes??? This is what we dive into or up to tonight. And guess what we do, go on our favorite ride - tangents!!!! Blatant statement equals BS, probably the only nugget of useful info, the rest will be unuseful BUT info nonetheless. We got legit sources, illegitimate mouth pieces, lame memories and LOTS of fun. I think babies should be named after storms, not the other way around, but shit, what do I know?? Fucking nothing, cheers to everyone that is sticking with us in this fun storm party!!!! We say tornado, some say tomater… Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

We could be missing our brains in this episode but that is TBD, bitches! We have a very special dedication at the end for our little tap dancer - but we have a WHOLE lot of fun in between including minimizing bloviation - Wordle - is blove a word? Some questions remain unanswered. We even have our first ever guest, JOSH! My hubby, as he puts his 3 cents in on these random rapid fire questions that is usually all about my daddy - Josh just has recent experience. Y’all know this goes at the most un-rapid fire speed, aka Papa Joel speed! So, hold on to your butts as we get into these life experiences and/or hacks and/or good or bad life advice. We drink up, you’ll need it too. Enjoy! Happy Birthday Daddy! Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

Wow, does Daddy have some answers for us tonight!! We talk scientists, of course, Louis Pasteur to be exact - is that a hint for the question? We hop around so many centuries, who knows when shit actually happened cuz we weren’t there… The good, the bad, the ugly about pasteurization and milk. Why does the world use different methods (metrics or units) to measure the goddamn same thing? Makes me all confused, Daddy tries to straighten me out - hopeless! Bringing back the centigrade or fentigrade - cuz of bullshit decisions made in the bullshit decades. What was the original question?? You’ll keep asking as we talk around all these tangents which you know we love! Bottom line - don’t drink straight from the milk teet, aka MILK TITTIES and I almost forgot to mention shit showers from the shit wagon. Cheers to keeping all of us a little safer cuz we are a little smarter (-ish) now! Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

Shit fire in the first minute, we are in for a WILD ride! This is the second installment of crazy kiddo questions. As I get our equipment settled, daddy makes a “that’s what she said joke” which just sets the tone! Post microphone impressions, microphone tickles, jee willikers, some bloopers AND the Happy Whistler by Don Robertson (no relation and don’t sue us), we get to the meat of the questions. We don’t remember the questions, so don’t ask.. Although I bring the ANSWERS and Daddy pulls a Deanna - definitely a switch-a-roo. I make it known that I’m the star, cheers to everyone! This episode calls for LICK HER - hell I just met her so says Howdy Doody aka Josh in cowboy boots. Yee haw bitches! Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com

Guess who’s back? This is an epic episode with a long ass intro - but I don’t think that is new. We did a switch-a-roo on the set up that fucks us all up, could make us funnier?? We start off with pings, submarines and squeaks!! Excuse the realism in the episode… The question today is, you definitely have to wait for it, at like 10 MINUTES plus some - how does one tell time by the shadows of objects? We are backwards, we love sunsets, sunrises, and clocks are taken for granted - FOR SURE! Plus the sun doesn’t move which apparently you learn in Cub Scouts and NOT in the Brownies (pre-Girl Scout mode). Daddy is allergic to podcasts :( The outro is just as long as the intro - you’re welcome. Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening! Find Us on Facebook Contact us: Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit questions or to leave feedback, we'd love to hear from you! https://www.askmydaddypod.com