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You'll probably want to avoid this podcast. It sucks. It's filled with neurotic tales of thieving bears, decoy wallets, and epic Olive Garden rants. It's irreverent and stupid and terrible, and the hosts should really be ashamed of themselves. You can also find archives of this travesty in the "Better Off Undead" podcast, which was just as bad but also had an even stupider name.

You'll probably want to avoid this podcast. It sucks. It's filled with neurotic tales of thieving bears, decoy wallets, and epic Olive Garden rants. It's irreverent and stupid and terrible, and the hosts should really be ashamed of themselves. You can also find archives of this travesty in the "Better Off Undead" podcast, which was just as bad but also had an even stupider name.
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You'll probably want to avoid this podcast. It sucks. It's filled with neurotic tales of thieving bears, decoy wallets, and epic Olive Garden rants. It's irreverent and stupid and terrible, and the hosts should really be ashamed of themselves. You can also find archives of this travesty in the "Better Off Undead" podcast, which was just as bad but also had an even stupider name.

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English


Episodes

WSE99 Dave v. Louisiana

3/13/2019
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The Smarter Artist Summit wouldn’t be complete without the harrowing tale of Dave’s journey through the bowels of Louisiana, complete with a battle against OCD and shootout with a flat-earther. And for the grand finale: Dave reveals the secret blog he’s been hiding from Johnny for years. The post WSE99 Dave v. Louisiana appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:38:29

WSE98 Two Truths and a Lie

2/28/2019
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What’s up Dave’s butt? Imagine living in a world where your wife is hogging the only pot large enough to make a reasonable amount of mac and cheese. Yeah. It’s that bad. Meanwhile, [REDACTED] is receiving dishwasher loading lessons from the Mrs. while she holds a dark secret about milk’s favorite cookie. This episode is […] The post WSE98 Two Truths and a Lie appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:25:35

WSE97 Dave’s Christmas Cookie Extravaganza

1/2/2019
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Dave's best friend sent him a gift of “David's Cookies” to make up for the holiday classic A Very Davey Christmas and Dave has convinced us to turn our optimization skills toward keeping the cookie from crumbling. Also, Sean reads Dave's story ideas. We'd issue a trigger warning, but you're listening to Worst. Show. Ever. […] The post WSE97 Dave’s Christmas Cookie Extravaganza appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:41:42

WSE96 Dave Gets Lubed

12/26/2018
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We haven’t done this in a while, but we’re back by marginal demand. Now that Dave has lost his taste for subpar restaurant food, he’s finally ready to start his new YouTube career as an ASMR food reviewer. He would have started it already if it wasn’t for those pesky medical brace spam callers. And […] The post WSE96 Dave Gets Lubed appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:25:51

WSE95 The Real-Life Stories That Inform Our Fiction pt. 2

10/17/2018
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We’ve hit an all new low in effort on this show. Instead of actually recording an episode, we’re just using the audio from our other, much better show, The Story Studio Podcast. Unlike this show, it’s meant to add value rather than devalue your life. For perhaps the first time in Worst. Show. Ever. history, […] The post WSE95 The Real-Life Stories That Inform Our Fiction pt. 2 appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:35:41

WSE94 The Real-Life Stories That Inform Our Fiction pt. 1

10/10/2018
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Somehow we managed to create a show for our other podcast that’s so laid back that it actually feels like it should be a Worst. Show Ever. episode. Buckle-up. This one’s a two-parter. The post WSE94 The Real-Life Stories That Inform Our Fiction pt. 1 appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:39:23

WSE93 Unicorn Cereal

9/26/2018
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Dave doesn’t ask for a lot out of life. He has revealed time and again how easy it is to live a fulfilled life by following three simple rules: 1. Limit your family time to one hour per day. 2. All the houses on your street must remain occupied. 3. Tentacle porn cereal should be […] The post WSE93 Unicorn Cereal appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:31:21

WSE92 Back to School Special

9/12/2018
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Now that school is back in session, we can finally get some work done—fully clothed, mind you. But with Dave’s dishwasher broken, and Sean’s hypothetical search for Jesus, only studious readings from Dave’s Book of Wisdom will deprogram our hate and keep us focused on less sweaty activities like Basketball and Fortnite. The post WSE92 Back to School Special appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:29:59

WSE91 Bullshit Dave Won’t Do

9/5/2018
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There’s a lot of bullshit Dave and his dad won’t put up with, especially after having to walk ten miles in the snow, uphill both ways. Sean and Johnny have yet to learn these lessons. Sean allows his daughter to make him fat on Panera Bread. Johnny’s kids have been distracting, proving that kids should […] The post WSE91 Bullshit Dave Won’t Do appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:29:57

WSE90 What’s Up Dave’s Butt Literally

8/22/2018
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No doctor in Florida can be trusted. They’ll either prescribe you life-threatening levels of HGTV or force you to sit in a chamber of farts with an asshole New Yorker. But Dave has a passive-aggressive solution to the asshole New York man in your life. The post WSE90 What’s Up Dave’s Butt Literally appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:21:19

WSE89 Dave Spoils Hereditary

8/1/2018
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Dave sees and spoils the movie Hereditary for everyone. So if you haven't seen it and still plan to, steer clear of this episode. Really, you shouldn't be listening to any of these unless you're wondering how sex crime occurs on cruise ships. The post WSE89 Dave Spoils Hereditary appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:36:31

WSE88 The Toxic Avenger

6/27/2018
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Dave teaches us about the finer details of ASMR and video game spectating. We then plot with strategic precision to expose our kids to The Toxic Avenger. The post WSE88 The Toxic Avenger appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:30:13

WSE87 The One We Didn’t Delete

5/23/2018
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This is the episode we didn't delete. In retrospect, we probably should have deleted this one too. Dave’s family prevents him from ranting about a particular text message, forcing us to buckle down and decide to write How to Win Your Marriage. The post WSE87 The One We Didn’t Delete appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:19:49

WSE86 Dave’s Racist Neighbor

4/25/2018
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Sean has nightmares about Tommy Wiseau joining Sterling & Stone, and Dave has an awkward encounter with his racist neighbor. The post WSE86 Dave’s Racist Neighbor appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:27:41

WSE85 Dave Gets a Midnight Visit

4/18/2018
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Dave gets a late night visitor after accepting life alert duties. Later, the guys pitch ideas to replace WSE as Dave won’t stop seeing the optimistic side of trite ideas. The post WSE85 Dave Gets a Midnight Visit appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:22:55

WSE84 The Talk and Three’s Company

4/11/2018
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Dave stresses about the day when [REDACTED] discovers WSE on YouTube. It couldn’t possibly be any worse than when he had to explain female anatomy to him, right? Afterward, Sean sings the scrotum song and decides to secure the rights to Three’s Company. The post WSE84 The Talk and Three’s Company appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:25:11

WSE83 Dave vs the B&B — SAS2018

3/23/2018
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Dave’s journey to Austin, TX was riddled with misery and construction. In this episode, Dave chronicles his trek to the land of ironically asshole drivers only to arrive at the very worst AirBnB anyone has ever visited. The post WSE83 Dave vs the B&B — SAS2018 appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:42:03

WSE82 Dave vs Dishes and 2 Stories

3/9/2018
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Dave is curious about how other people exist. For example: how do people wash dishes in a conventional sink? And why are all the kids these days saying “pussy–bitch–mothafucker?” Dave also shares how he protected [REDACTED] from a cutthroat gang of high school bullies. “Abyss” provided courtesy of Alasen (https://soundcloud.com/alasen) The post WSE82 Dave vs Dishes and 2 Stories appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:28:51

WSE81 Dave Doesn’t Remember His Wedding

3/2/2018
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Dave doesn’t remember his wedding, or Sean’s age, or anything else for that matter. But he does know three things to be true: Streaming services need to cut the shit. His mother-in-law may have no feeling in her butt. He’s a psychic. The post WSE81 Dave Doesn’t Remember His Wedding appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:27:59

WSE80 Stacking Plates is Bad

2/23/2018
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Sean shares his new scarf obsession when Dave adds Adam Driver to his shit-list. Dave then reveals that his wife is a “stacker” and his anxiety surrounding upcoming travel plans. Also, Dave is burdened with the task of recognizing his wife’s friends. The post WSE80 Stacking Plates is Bad appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:40:41