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Storm Area 51

7/18/2019
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Chip and Cern are getting ready to storm Area 51. It started as a Facebook joke event but has now turned into an event where 800k people have said they are going to attend. Chip and Cern discuss their belief in life outside of earth, aliens and is the US Government cutting up aliens and hiding beings from outer space from the people. Are you going to storm Area 51 in a full naruto run, rock throwers or join the Kyles with Monster energy drinks? Chip and Cern have some fresh new merch!...

Duration:00:29:55

Chip's Work Potty Email: Chip and Cern Classics

7/11/2019
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Chip and Cern are enjoying a nice summer break, so we are kicking it old school with a Chip and Cern Classic. This Classic episode was from Chip’s now old place of work with some work weirdness at Chip’s work. There was an email sent out from a very high up person shaming all “DUDES” at Chip’s work for having an accident in the “DUDES BATHROOM.” This email went to the entire company which included the CEO and other high up folks at the company. The subject line was “Hey [Company ...

Duration:00:44:48

Chemical Castration of Sex Offenders

7/4/2019
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Alabama just signed into law a chemical castration for sex offenders in an effort to reduce recidivism among sex offenders. Chip and Cern dig into this interesting law, which California has had in effect for over a decade. How chemical castration it is done, the effects and more are covered in this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Send us your thoughts on Abducted in Plain Sign to @chipandcernshow on Twitter or find us on Facebook! Chip and Cern have some fresh new merch! Tee...

Duration:00:24:01

Low MLB Attendance

6/27/2019
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Chip and Cern take to fixing the poor MLB attendance in about half of the MLB teams. The Blue Jays have suffered a -25% drop YOY and even the Giants have taken a -17% hit. Chip and Cern are blaming rising beer, food and parking costs as a big part of the problem. Chip and Cern dig into this issue and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Chip and Cern are also trying to steam on Twitch so if that is your cup of tea then subscribe! https://www.twitch.tv/chipandcern If...

Duration:00:42:44

Father’s Day Golf

6/20/2019
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Chip is enjoying his 1st Father’s Day as a Dad of two. Chip, Cern, Joe and Dana all took the day off on Friday to go hit golf. Paradise Valley in Fairfield was the course of choice and everyone loved it. Chip booked the tee times with GolfNow app and they saved a ton of money. If you golf it would be worth your while to check that app out. Golf was a blast as usual. Chip jumped off a moving golf cart, whiplashed his head and nearly concussed himself. Cern hit a nasty slice and cracked...

Duration:00:53:25

Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge

6/13/2019
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Chip and Cern have fully kicked off the summertime brews. This show they are enjoying the Sierra Nevada Otra Vez. Chip and Cern both have Disneyland vacations planned this summer, so it is perfect timing with the new land in Disneyland opening up, which is Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge. Chip and Cern float the idea of doing a co-family trip with nightly podcast recaps. If that is of interest be sure to let Chip and Cern know. Chip and Cern go over the menus and booze offerings for the...

Duration:00:26:20

Financial Checklist for High School Grads

6/6/2019
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Chip and Cern are back doling out life advice. Cern’s step daughter is graduating high school and there was a very timely New York Times article that provided some financial guidance for high schoolers. Chip and Cern discuss the lack of real life financial guidance, education and more at the high school level. All that goodness and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Chip and Cern are also trying to steam on Twitch so if that is your cup of tea then subscribe! ...

Duration:00:52:16

Summertime

5/30/2019
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Chip and Cern are back drinking DogFishHead 90 Minute IPA and discussing IPAs. Chip and Cern discuss their favorite season, summer. Cern has his new pool finalized, the BBQ is fired up and ready to entertain. Chip and Cern discuss all things summer, the best beers, BBQ stuff and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Chip and Cern are also trying to steam on Twitch so if that is your cup of tea then subscribe! https://www.twitch.tv/chipandcern If you are loving the Chip and...

Duration:00:39:05

Community College Tips & Tricks

5/23/2019
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Chip and Cern drop some knowledge on how to hack your way through community college. Cern’s eldest child is doing to the local junior college. Cern was helping picking classes, chatting tips and tricks on saving some coin on parking, where to eat, etc. This and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show! Chip and Cern are also trying to steam on Twitch so if that is your cup of tea then subscribe! https://www.twitch.tv/chipandcern If you are loving the Chip and Cern Show be sure...

Duration:00:48:56

Facebook Drama

5/16/2019
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One of Chip and Cern’s mutual Facebook friends were having some family drama aired out on Facebook. Chip and Cern weigh in on the family drama and if Facebook is the right place to do that. Chip and Cern are also trying to steam on Twitch so if that is your cup of tea then subscribe! https://www.twitch.tv/chipandcern If you are loving the Chip and Cern Show be sure to tell a friend and spread the word! Chip and Cern have some fresh new merch! Tee shirts, hoodies, iPhone and Samsung...

Duration:00:36:40

Kids Cussing

5/9/2019
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Chip’s 3+ year old daughter started cussing and repeating all of Chip’s cussing, which is a fair amount. Cern weighs in with his own experiences and stories. Chip shares his stories and Chip’s wife even has an example to share. That and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Chip and Cern are also streaming live on Twitch, so if you want to follow that then subscribe here: https://www.twitch.tv/chipandcern Chip and Cern would love to hear your stories about kids cussing and how...

Duration:00:35:29

College Admission Scandal

5/2/2019
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College Admission Scandal Chip and Cern weigh in on the USC (and other) colleges admissions scandals featuring Aunt Becky of Full House fame. Chip and Cern are also streaming live on Twitch, so if you want to follow that then subscribe here: https://www.twitch.tv/chipandcern From Wikipedia, the 2019 college admissions bribery scandal, nicknamed Operation Varsity Blues, exposed a criminal conspiracy to influence undergraduate admissions decisions at several prominent American...

Duration:00:28:03

Chip the Good Samaritan: Chip and Cern Classics

4/25/2019
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Chip and Cern are on a break as Chip is fathering a new baby, so we bust into the Chip and Cern Show Classics to bring you Chip the Good Samaritan. Chip found a high-end camera in the Costco parking lot and did his damndest to find it. Hear the entire saga on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. If you are loving the Chip and Cern Show be sure to tell a friend and spread the word! Chip and Cern have some fresh new merch! Tee shirts, hoodies, iPhone and Samsung phone cases and more!...

Duration:00:42:07

Dana’s Bachelor Party Recap: Chip and Cern Classics

4/18/2019
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Chip is a new father, so the boys are on a break, so here is another Chip and Cern Classics episode. A chance to hear (maybe for the first time) some of the best Chip and Cern Show episodes of the last several years. This episode Chip and Cern relive the whirlwind of Dana’s Bachelor Party. From early am golf, to plenty of drinking to late night casino trips. If you are loving the Chip and Cern Show be sure to tell a friend and spread the word! Chip and Cern have some fresh new merch! Tee...

Duration:01:07:26

Guac Gate: Chip and Cern Classics

4/11/2019
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Chip and Cern are on a break. Chip is fathering a new baby, so we bust into the Chip and Cern Show Classics to bring you Guac Gate. Chip's (now old) office had some food theft and Chip puts his Sherlock Holmes hat on and gets to work to solve the case. If you are loving the Chip and Cern Show be sure to tell a friend and spread the word! Chip and Cern have some fresh new merch! Tee shirts, hoodies, iPhone and Samsung phone cases and more! Check out the Chip and Cern Merch Store at ...

Duration:00:47:40

Playing Fortnite in the Clubhouse

4/4/2019
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Chip and Cern do some Fortnite bashing, so trigger warning for any Fortnite fans out there. Chip and Cern are back on the Indian Valley Brewing Co for their Hopalong IPA. Cern is a big fan warns that they can get dangerous and would easily knock back a 6 pack. Chip and Cern dig into the story about Carlos Santana busting up the clubhouse TV because some players were playing Fortnite. Chip and Cern also dig into their own baseball hi-jinx and clowning around during baseball games. This and...

Duration:01:03:24

Cern’s Little League Situation

3/28/2019
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Spring has sprung and that means baseball season. We aren’t talking about your local professional team, but the Little League season. Cern’s 6yo son has some crazy ass practice schedule and hours and Chip and Cern discuss. Chip and Cern are back drinking Indian Valley Brewing Co! This time they are enjoying some Off The Rails Double IPA. Chip and Cern both agree this is dangerous because it is so tasty. Cern’s son who is playing in a 5/6 year old league has baseball 6 days a week....

Duration:01:04:07

Abducted in Plain Sight

3/21/2019
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Chip and Cern are diving back into the hit Netflix shows and back with Indian Valley Brewing Co. beers. This time they were enjoying the Hopalong IPA from Indian Valley Brewing Co. You will definitely need a beer to watch this show because it is just unbelievable. IMDB says Abducted in Plain Sight is the twisting, turning, stranger-than-fiction true story of the Brobergs, a naive, church-going Idaho family that fell under the spell of a sociopathic neighbor with designs on their...

Duration:00:47:05

Robert Kraft’s Handjobs

3/14/2019
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Chip and Cern are enjoying some fresh beers from Indian Valley Brewing in Novato, CA. The beers were tasty and Chip and Cern will be back. The New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft was busted at a rub n tug massage parlor in Florida for $59. This man is worth 6.6 billion dollars. Obviously Chip and Cern have lots to talk about on this subject. This and more on his episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Chip and Cern determine that there is no max age for seeing anyone nude, but nobody wants...

Duration:00:37:09

Cern's New Pool

3/7/2019
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Cern is getting a new pool at his house. Cern’s backyard is currently a disaster, but all for not. Once that pool is in there will be sweet, sweet pool time. Cern breaks down the cost, details and the excitement around his new pool on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Cern was very against the pool to start, but he is very much looking forward to it. Cern paints a picture with his words about his pool. With an average summer temp well over 90 degrees this pool will get a ton of...

Duration:00:44:02