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100th Episode: Black Friday 2017

Chip and Cern are celebrating 100 episodes. Whilst you are recovering from your wine-induced mid-afternoon hangover enjoy Chip and Cern’s Black Friday Breakdown. Trends, tips and tricks for mastering the biggest shopping day of the year. Here are the big themes for Black Friday 2017 Home assistant: Think Amazon Echo, Google Home, etc Smart watches/fitness trackers: Fitbit, old versions of the Apple Watch GoPro/ action cameras: Black Friday is a good time to snag some older...


The Mattress Situation Pt 2

Join us today for the second part of Chip’s Mattress Situation. Chip got bamboozled by a “friend” and Chip has been suffering the consequences for months. If you missed the first part of the Mattress Situation be sure to listen. Chip and his wife were able to find someone on Craigslist to look at the mattress. Chip and his wife were invested $500 into the bamboozle mattress. The Craigslist people sat on the mattress and commented about the firmness and jokingly asking about what the...


World Series Recap 2017

Chip and Cern are off and on a tangent already, talking about side bets with Dana and the super gross leg breaks in sports. The 2017 World Series is completed and Chip and Cern have your complete recap and analysis. The Dodgers already had one of the better teams and then they went and got Yu Darvish at the trade line. The Astros picked up Verlander at the trade deadline and Chip might check out some of the pics from the Fappening. Chip and Cern, along with the majority of Giant’s...


Chip and Cern to Comic Con?

Chip and Cern claim to start cracking down on free sponsorships plugs, so Cern doesn’t mention the brand of the 360 camera used for the filming. Chip and Cern don’t fancy themselves “nerds” but explore the idea of checking out a comic con. Cern is going to go in The Tick cosplay. Chip and Cern mostly want to go to do a live podcast from a comic con floor. Cern just wants to take it all in and check out what everything is all about these comic cons. Geeks and nerds have always been...


RIP Hugh Hefner

An American Hero has passed, Hugh Hefner, the creator of Playboy magazine. He was 91 when he passed in his sleep. Hugh was the king of the nudie mag. Chip and Cern reflect on Playboy the Magazine and how it played a part in their lives as a teenage boy. Chip recalls a story when he was at the dump with his family and spotted a stack of old Playboys. He started to rack his brain on how to get the magazines from the dump to the car to take home, all under his parent’s watch. Chip and...


Cujo vs Cern

Cern went out for a jog and ended up fighting for his life against a German Shepard. Chip is already scared about Cern’s story. Chip is finishing up his cranberry sour beer and Cern has moved on to the Melon Gose from Anderson Valley Brewing Co. Cern gets two sentences into his story and Chip interrupts him, no surprise there. Cern goes jogging a few times a week. A few weeks ago he is our on a jog with his headphones on and a German Shepard jumps out from behind a car and starts...


Golf Tourney Recap

It is that time of the year again, 360 videos, sour beers and Cern’s Companies Annual Golf Tournament. Chip, Cern, Stat Boy Dana and Joe teed off for some mid week golf. They might be getting nicer to each other, or are at least trying, but a good time is had by all. Chip and Cern are back on their sours kick this week, this time trying out the North Coast Brewing Co. Cranberry-Quince Berliner Weisse. A rose colored lighter sour is perfect for the end of summer. The gang was our the...


The Mad Pooper

Colorado is having an issues with a runner that won’t stop pooping in front of a family’s home. This female runner has been pooping in one family’s yard for a week straight. Chip and Cern are perplexed by this. As a runner, Chip says he will give her one pass on pooping in public, it is going to happen. If this happened to Chip he would take a week off work and sit out front of his house and when the runner comes by then attack, water balloon or whatever to dissuade the mad...


Chip and Cern Get Handy

Out of the gate Chip and Cern would like to thank the fans! The Chip and Cern Show has surpassed 10,000 all-time downloads. A lot further than they ever thought from when they started up again less than two years ago. Cern is a homeowner, so his life is riddled with summer projects and a honey do list. Summer has ended, so commutes and school schedules are packed, but not the honey do list. Chip was texting Cern during NFL season kickoff about wanting to just sit back, relax, have...


The Mattress Situation

Chip and Cern are back in 360 degrees! Check Facebook and Youtube for all the 360 video goodness. Cern notices that Chip has a mattress in the living room leaning up against the wall. Cern sleeps on a Cal King mattress and Chip starts going into his mattress story. Chip and his wife have long been looking to upgrade to a bigger mattress since the toddler and two dogs will sometimes join in the nighttime sleep routine. He was sold a mattress from a so called friend who pretty much...


Chip the Good Samaritan

Chip starts the podcast out talking in 3rd person, maybe it is the Gose beers talking from Anderson Valley Brewing Company. Cern loves the G&T which is after the Gin & Tonic which was Cern’s stand by drink for many years. If you have a favorite sour beer send us a tweet at @chipandcernshow on Twitter. Chip, according to Cern, doesn’t toot his own horn a lot, but he says deep down in his core he is a good person. Chip and Cern always chat during the day like friends and lovers tend to...


The Gang Golfs, minus Chip

New cool stuff at the Chip and Cern Show. We now are recording the podcasts in 360 degrees on the Samsung Gear 360. Chip’s dog Zoe is going ham and Chip is getting frustrated, but the AVBC Briney Melon Gose a sour beer. Chip played some fancy golf and is sharpening his skills in preparation for Cern’s company’s annual golf event. Now it is Cern's turn. He is taken under Joe's wing for a successful outing! A few Sunday’s ago Cern, Joe, Dana and Tony hit some golf. This was the same place...


The Hits v6

Chip and Cern are on a break, so we are bringing you The Hits v6. They will be back to provide you new shows in no time, but The Hits are a great way to share and introduce the show to your friends. We wanted to give a big thanks to our wives, family and friends who are always there for support. The Hits v6 features clips from the following episodes: Galaxy Note 7 v iPhone 7 Golf Show Westworld How to navigate the holidays Black Friday Top music videos Rule Skirting Be...


High School Boy Q&A

As most of the loyal listener’s know The Chip and Cern Show is the place to be. Young and old, ugly and beautiful, man, woman or otherwise Chip and Cern cater to all. Natalie, a 16-year-old super fan, and resident of Cern’s house have been begging nonstop to be a guest on the shop. Chip and Cern made her pay top dollar via Patreon to get the chance to jump on the 3rd mic. She came prepared with some questions about boys. It has been a while since Chip and Cern have been in high school, but...


Fantasy Pick 'Em League Preview

Chip and Cern have given up on the SF Giants season and are ready to move onto football. If you remember last year there was a pick em league that was a lot of fun with all the Chip and Cern crew that you know and love. This year they are firing it up again and you are invited! Stat Boy Dana comes on to school Chip on some football knowledge, pick on Cern’s team the Rams and of course some Joe roasting. Chip broadcasts right out of the gate that Joe was invited several days in advance,...


Chip Plays Fancy Golf

Chip gets invited to hit some fancy golf at a private members only country club. Chip and Cern don’t really golf that much, but when they do they love to podcast about it. When golfing with Chip and Cern you can be sure to have a good time and there will be not too much taking seriously. Chip’s “other friends” type A triathletes invited him to the Bay Club to celebrate a new baby! Chip did some scouting on this golf course the day before because it was 5 minutes from his house. He did...


Toothbrushing at Work, Bagel Mystery Man and Tupperware Crew

Chip and Cern, surprisingly, have regular day jobs and as many of the common folk experience frustrations, oddities and other things with their co-workers. If you like this you need to check out the Reply All episode where Chip and Cern have a solid vent session over some office silliness. Cern has a coffee nemesis at his office. Chip’s work has a shower where he will shower after a run on lunch or after riding his bike into work. In the bathroom he as noticed there is a full oral...


DirectTV Ripping Cern Off, Comcast Getting Chip and #cockblisters

Chip and Cern bring regular guest Stat Boy Dana on board to chat about some DirectTV stuff that has Cern on the ropes. Chip shares his trick that he got to get out of the 2 year contract. The show starts off with Chip and Cern enjoying some sour beer. They have been on a big sour kick lately and are enjoying the Dark Swan from Lagunitas. Joe catches a roasting within the first 5 mins of the show. There are some scheduling conflicts that prevents Joe’s appearance on the podcast. His...


Pokemon Go 1 Year Anniversary

Pokemon Go has been live and out for 1 year. Chip and Cern have been hunting those Pokemon for the entire year. Time for a recap and summary of the last year. Talking the new gym updates, special events and hunt for filling the Pokedex. Chip and Cern have lost some steam after the Gen 2 release. They have pretty much resulted to just spinning the first stop of the day to get the bonus and catching the first mon to get the catch bonus. At the end of June Pokemon Go updated the gyms,...


2017 MLB All-Star Game

The 2017 MLB All-Star Game and all the surround festivities have came and went. Chip and Cern share their thoughts on the game, Home Run Derby, line-ups, Cern and Tony’s All-Star Game experience in 2007 and more. There is also a really solid Brady Anderson tangent. The show opens with Chip and Cern talking about how they don’t do any show prep, which everyone knows already. In 2007, Tony and Cern took a week off work for the 2007 All-Star Game at AT&T Park. They stayed the entire week...


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