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Disneyland Rant

12/13/2018
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Chip and Cern have their first semi sponsor, Adam Corolla’s Endless Rant IPA. Nothing goes better with an Endless Rant IPA than an endless rant about Disneyland. Chip returns from another Disneyland trip (yes two in the same month) and has some notes on things that annoyed him from the happiest place on earth. Disneyland rants and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Right out of the gate the show is derailed with some old war story about how much Chip and Cern used to...

Duration:01:11:34

Porn in Starbucks

12/6/2018
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Starbucks always has a tough time during the winter season’s holidays. Either it was the red cups that don’t have enough Jesus on them or whatever the issue is seems to trigger the right-wing folks. This year Starbucks has announced they are going to start blocking porn sites from viewing with their free wifi. Starbucks specifically mentioned YouPorn in the blocking. Chip and Cern discuss the taboos of porn let alone watching in Starbucks. Chip and Cern recall when their high school...

Duration:00:34:40

The Hits v10

11/29/2018
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Chip and Cern are on a break, so we are bringing you The Hits v10. They will be back to provide you with new shows in no time, but The Hits are a great way to share and introduce the show to your friends. We wanted to give a big thanks to our wives, family and friends who are always there for support. The Hits v10 features clips from the following episodes: Pokemon Go 1 Year Anniversary The Gang Golfs, minus Chip Chip the Good Samaritan Chip and Cern Get Handy The Mad...

Duration:00:21:13

Black Friday 2018

11/22/2018
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Black Friday is everyone’s fave time to blow their money and grab a sweet deal as companies try to bring the books into the black. Chip and Cern give tips, tricks and plans for dominating Black Friday 2018. Speaking of Black Friday the Chip and Cern Show are offering FREE SHIPPING for any orders in the Chip and Cern Show Store. Chip and Cern go over the war stories from several years ago and how times have changed. From a 50” TV costing several thousand dollars to now $200. If you...

Duration:00:52:55

The Hits v9

11/15/2018
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Chip and Cern are on a break, so we are bringing you The Hits v9. They will be back to provide you new shows in no time, but The Hits are a great way to share and introduce the show to your friends. We wanted to give a big thanks to our wives, family and friends who are always there for support. The Hits v9 features clips from the following episodes: Fantasy Baseball Update/ New York Trip Amazon Buys Whole Foods Bill Cosby Trial Top Baseball Movies Rogue One: A Star Wars Story...

Duration:01:00:27

Kids Saying Funny Stuff

11/8/2018
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Chip and Cern are both fathers of kids and as you might know, kids say some funny stuff. Chip’s daughter is talking a lot more and has been dropping some funny stuff in the stores. Cern has a few winner lines from his son, so Chip goes to Cern for some advice. Funny kid stories, how to handle them and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. At Whole Foods, Chip’s daughter said “Daddy, look a witch, a witch!” Pointing to the woman with grey hair right in front of them in line....

Duration:00:33:14

The Annual Bread Golf Tourney Recap 2018

11/1/2018
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It is that time of year for the annual Golf Tourney for Cern’s work, affectionally named “Bread Golf Tourney.” Dana, Joe, Chip and Cern teamed up, as usual, and turned in their best performance yet. Cern hit some of his best golf, and Chip keeps getting worse and worse. Hear the full recap, antics and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Nestled away in Antioch, CA at Lone Tree Golf Course, Chip, Cern, Joe, and Dana teamed up, like every year, to take on the annual golf...

Duration:00:32:12

Cern's Disneyland Recap

10/25/2018
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Cern just got back from his big Disneyland vacation. Chip is just about to go with his little girl in a few weeks. Cern gives his tips, tricks and more. Cern went down to Disneyland and his son was finally ready to take on the big roller coasters. Cern broke him in on Space Mountain the worst roller coaster in Disneyland. Cern left his house at around 8am for the Los Angels area, but got bumped at his hotel, but scored a major upgrade. Cern’s Big Tips for Success at...

Duration:00:44:38

Emotional Support Squirrel

10/18/2018
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Aboard a Frontier Airlines flight, a female passenger refused to get off a flight after her emotional support squirrel was denied entry on the plane because it was a rodent. A few months back there was an emotional support peacock that was denied entry. Should emotional support animals be limited to mammals or just dogs and cats? Chip and Cern discuss this and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Chip and Cern do some thinking that if there was just the ability to purchase a...

Duration:00:35:05

Donald Trump's PEN15

10/11/2018
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Chip and Cern will be talking about Donald Trump’s penis for nearly 30 mins. If that will bother you, it would be best to tune out now, but download the episode first to boost the numbers for Chip and Cern’s egos. American Hero, Stormy Daniels, reveals how lackluster of a lay Trump was in her new book. She also shares anatomical details about his manhood. As you should expect Chip and Cern dive into the details in hypotheticals all based on no facts or evidence. 1-10 on the manscaping...

Duration:00:37:23

Baseball is Very Difficult to Watch

10/4/2018
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Alternate title: Goose Gossage is an Ass Part 2. Based on a Bleacher Report article around the “greats of the game” commenting on baseball new “all or nothing” type of play. More strikeouts than hits in this year’s season for the first time ever. These interesting stats, Chip and Cern’s thoughts and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. From Bleacher Report: Hall of Famers are not the only ones voicing their displeasure with an all-or-nothing game in which: • The ball...

Duration:00:27:51

Hooters

9/27/2018
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Hooters is on the slippery slope of death, and they chose a common scapegoat in this day and age, the millennial. Chip and Cern being millennials, (former) Hooters customers and fan of the breasts, in general, felt they were experts on the subject of breastraunts such as Hooters. Tune in for their hot (and breaded) take on Hooters. Chip, Cern, and the usual game were there for the grand opening of the Sacramento Hooters. Being 18 or 19 Chip and Cern fell prey to the pretty girls who would...

Duration:00:35:46

Chip Gets Banned from eBay

9/20/2018
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Chip and Cern have their new equipment and are sounding better from an audio perspective, not content. There is nothing they can do about that. In high school Chip and Cern were eBay power users. Snagging sunglasses, baseball memorabilia and other goodies on the regular. Chip heard from a coworker that eBay has some good deals about some audio equipment. Chip went to get some stuff, but now he is banned from eBay. Hear that story and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Chip...

Duration:00:35:14

Cern's Fancy Golf Tourney

9/13/2018
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Through Cern’s work, he got to play golf at Silverado Resort in beautiful Napa, Ca. Cern shares his experience with playing some fancy golf, high-quality snacks at each hole, how he played and even some talk about the upcoming annual golf tournament. Upon entry to the golf course, Cern spots a Maybach car which comes in at a cool 250k to 400k for the model that is a few years old. Once Cern’s saw this and the golf bag checker he knew he would be in for a treat, but also disappoint on...

Duration:00:51:02

2018 NFL Season Preview

9/6/2018
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The 2018 NFL season is right around the corner and Chip and Cern has your 2018 Season Preview. Chip knows next to nothing and Cern is a Ram’s fanboy, so this will go great. One thing Chip and Cern can agree on is that the 49ers fans are the worst. Without further ado here is the 2018 NFL Season Preview Rankings 1. PHILADELPHIA EAGLES 2. GREEN BAY PACKERS 3. PITTSBURGH STEELERS 4. MINNESOTA VIKINGS 5. NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 6. ATLANTA FALCONS 7. LOS ANGELES RAMS 8. JACKSONVILLE...

Duration:00:39:17

Washington Girl Pushed Off Bridge

8/30/2018
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The teen years are full of hijinx and tomfoolery, but this Washington teen has pushed off a 60ft bridge by her “friend” and suffered six broken ribs, punctured lung, and other injuries. Chip and Cern break down the 6-second video, give their thoughts and add some of their own dumb high school “pranks” and other stupid stuff they have hypothetically done. Clearly, the girl that was pushed said no, no, no and was not ready to jump. Her “friend” seems to be frustrated with her not jumping...

Duration:00:34:49

Omarosa

8/23/2018
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In this current political climate, Chip and Cern’s panties are constantly bunched. Omarosa is in the news with her new book, Unhinged, and her alleged tapes of Donald Trump saying the “n-word.” The White House, right from the Trump Deny Playbook, said that the claims are full of ties. The Press Sectary said she “cannot guarantee anything” when asked if she can say that in confidence there are no tapes of Trump saying the “n-word.” That is the world we live in now. This and more on this...

Duration:00:33:08

Chip's Bro's Bachelor Party Recap

8/16/2018
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Chip’s voice is still strained and the YouTube 360 didn’t take for this round, but Chip and Cern are there to bring the heat. Chip’s brother had his bachelor party and Chip bring the “old guy” point of view and recap. Spoiler alert Chip calls this “the tamest bachelor party” he has been to. Chip had to drive up for several hours with Wolf, but didn’t get to partake in any road sodas. Lots of "war stories” about Chip’s brother. There was some grand plans for the South Lake Tahoe weekend,...

Duration:00:48:16

NFL Kneeling Protests

8/9/2018
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Chip is sick and has some cough drops, so please excuse his raspy and weak voice. Chip and Cern didn’t address the NFL Kneeling Protests last year, but that time starts now. Trump is triggered by these NFL players protesting during the National Anthem. Chip and Cern weigh in, call out some hypocrites and give their thoughts on the futures of the protests. Chip and Cern both agree that the protests are valid and approve of them so to speak. Players coming out for the National Anthem is a...

Duration:00:29:12

The Hits v8

8/2/2018
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Chip and Cern are on a summer break, so we are bringing you The Hits v8. They will be back to provide you new shows in no time, but The Hits are a great way to share and introduce the show to your friends. We wanted to give a big thanks to our wives, family and friends who are always there for support. The Hits v8 features clips from the following episodes: A-Rod's Notes #pulloutstuff Chip's Vacation Recap Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Review Top Baseball Movies Bill Cosby...

Duration:00:26:54