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E-Cig Vape Ban

9/19/2019
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Chip and Cern are ripping on their JUULs and fruity flavors before Trump attempts to ban them. Chip and Cern learned that you need to be 21 years old to buy cigs or vapes, so that should put a damper on vape sales, but they reviewed the JUUL flavors to see what the kids would be into these days. DARE doesn’t seem to be very productive or effective, so it should be canceled. Talking smoking cigars, vaping, the weed, dip all sorts of bad habits to pick up in your misspent youth. This and...

Duration:00:22:59

Cern’s Xfinity Battle

9/12/2019
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After Chip has had many battles with Comcast/Xfinity, the time has come for Cern to have a battle of his own with Xfinity. Salespeople overstating and over-promising and just flat out lying to Cern which as you might imagine boils his blood. Cern has also dealt with his own data hogs which caused him to do some sleuthing work. Hear the exciting conclusion and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show! Chip and Cern have some fresh new merch! Tee shirts, hoodies, iPhone and Samsung...

Duration:00:28:22

Cern’s Busted AC

9/5/2019
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Chip and Cern are back and drinking Adobe Creek It’s Been a Slice IPA, yet another hazy IPA. It was delish and if you are in the Novato, or Marin, CA area be sure to take a swing by their tap room for some tasty beers. Cern’s AC is busted, so he had to have a slew of folks out to give bids and give Cern some price shocking. Hear this and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Several bids later with tens of thousands of dollars later, Cern has solved his AC problems. Chip and...

Duration:00:37:01

Runaway Train 25

8/29/2019
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Chip and Cern have long bonded over Soul Asylum’s Runaway Train song and it even served as the Chip and Cern unofficial theme song. It is their song, that is sweet. Chip and Cern discuss the updated Runaway Train song that was made for the 25 years ago. Chip and Cern tune in to the newly remixed song, provide their feedback and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. #runawaytrain25 Chip’s nearly 4-year-old daughter told him for the first time that she didn’t like the music he...

Duration:00:30:04

Chip Gets a Vasectomy

8/22/2019
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Well after two kiddos, Chip decided to get himself fix. Chip and Cern are back enjoying Adobe Creek Terp Sauce Hazy IPA. Chip was really chompin’ at the bit to get the snip snip done as a more permanent form of birth control. Chip relives the details with Cern squirming with every word. Hear this funny story and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Chip and Cern have some fresh new merch! Tee shirts, hoodies, iPhone and Samsung phone cases and more! Check out the Chip and...

Duration:00:41:27

The Math Problem That Broke the Internet

8/15/2019
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Chip and Cern bust out their fingers & toes, abacus, and protractors to take on the math problem that broke the internet. The math problem is basic: "8÷2(2+2)=?" Chip and Cern are over confidant and roll out their PEMDAS getting the answer of 1. After some more digging and Googling, Chip and Cern find a new way to handle this problem. Chip and Cern learn about some BODMAS. Which is the better way to do PEMDAS because division and multiplication are interchangeable and should be done...

Duration:00:30:59

Top 15 Sandwiches

8/8/2019
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Chip and Cern digest the Top 15 Sandwiches and provide their own expert opinions, feedback and analysis on the list. Chip and Cern tell a few good stories that somehow involve sandwiches. Chip’s wife stops by for some bonus commentary and spoils the entire list. Chip and Cern don’t eat a lot of sandwiches, but they would like to eat more. All this comedy goodness and more on this episode on The Chip and Cern Show. The Top 15 Sandwiches Grilled Cheese Grilled Chicken Turkey Roast...

Duration:00:56:58

The Dilly Dilly Dill Pickle Off

8/1/2019
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Chip and Cern are back enjoying some Adobe Creek Brewing Terp Sauce Hazy IPA and discussing the 1st Annual Dilly Dilly Dill Pickle Off between Chip, Cern and Joe. A few months back Joe and Cern were enjoying each other’s pickles and it was decided to make it an official contest. Dana doesn’t like pickles, so he was out. Find out who won and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Chip and Cern have some fresh new merch! Tee shirts, hoodies, iPhone and Samsung phone cases and...

Duration:00:45:49

Potty Work Email Part 2

7/25/2019
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At Chip’s (now old) work, Chip and Cern have a person on the inside reporting on pending drama and excitement in the workplace. If you want to get more context about this episode be sure to check out the potty work email episode. The subject line on the email said IMPORTANT, so you know you need to read it. Chip and Cern dig into this wordy and detailed email and more in this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Poop was smeared around the bathroom and just left on the floor. This has...

Duration:00:35:52

Storm Area 51

7/18/2019
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Chip and Cern are getting ready to storm Area 51. It started as a Facebook joke event but has now turned into an event where 800k people have said they are going to attend. Chip and Cern discuss their belief in life outside of earth, aliens and is the US Government cutting up aliens and hiding beings from outer space from the people. Are you going to storm Area 51 in a full naruto run, rock throwers or join the Kyles with Monster energy drinks? Chip and Cern have some fresh new merch!...

Duration:00:29:55

Chip's Work Potty Email: Chip and Cern Classics

7/11/2019
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Chip and Cern are enjoying a nice summer break, so we are kicking it old school with a Chip and Cern Classic. This Classic episode was from Chip’s now old place of work with some work weirdness at Chip’s work. There was an email sent out from a very high up person shaming all “DUDES” at Chip’s work for having an accident in the “DUDES BATHROOM.” This email went to the entire company which included the CEO and other high up folks at the company. The subject line was “Hey [Company ...

Duration:00:44:48

Chemical Castration of Sex Offenders

7/4/2019
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Alabama just signed into law a chemical castration for sex offenders in an effort to reduce recidivism among sex offenders. Chip and Cern dig into this interesting law, which California has had in effect for over a decade. How chemical castration it is done, the effects and more are covered in this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Send us your thoughts on Abducted in Plain Sign to @chipandcernshow on Twitter or find us on Facebook! Chip and Cern have some fresh new merch! Tee...

Duration:00:24:01

Low MLB Attendance

6/27/2019
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Chip and Cern take to fixing the poor MLB attendance in about half of the MLB teams. The Blue Jays have suffered a -25% drop YOY and even the Giants have taken a -17% hit. Chip and Cern are blaming rising beer, food and parking costs as a big part of the problem. Chip and Cern dig into this issue and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Chip and Cern are also trying to steam on Twitch so if that is your cup of tea then subscribe! https://www.twitch.tv/chipandcern If...

Duration:00:42:44

Father’s Day Golf

6/20/2019
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Chip is enjoying his 1st Father’s Day as a Dad of two. Chip, Cern, Joe and Dana all took the day off on Friday to go hit golf. Paradise Valley in Fairfield was the course of choice and everyone loved it. Chip booked the tee times with GolfNow app and they saved a ton of money. If you golf it would be worth your while to check that app out. Golf was a blast as usual. Chip jumped off a moving golf cart, whiplashed his head and nearly concussed himself. Cern hit a nasty slice and cracked...

Duration:00:53:25

Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge

6/13/2019
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Chip and Cern have fully kicked off the summertime brews. This show they are enjoying the Sierra Nevada Otra Vez. Chip and Cern both have Disneyland vacations planned this summer, so it is perfect timing with the new land in Disneyland opening up, which is Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge. Chip and Cern float the idea of doing a co-family trip with nightly podcast recaps. If that is of interest be sure to let Chip and Cern know. Chip and Cern go over the menus and booze offerings for the...

Duration:00:26:20

Financial Checklist for High School Grads

6/6/2019
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Chip and Cern are back doling out life advice. Cern’s step daughter is graduating high school and there was a very timely New York Times article that provided some financial guidance for high schoolers. Chip and Cern discuss the lack of real life financial guidance, education and more at the high school level. All that goodness and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Chip and Cern are also trying to steam on Twitch so if that is your cup of tea then subscribe! ...

Duration:00:52:16

Summertime

5/30/2019
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Chip and Cern are back drinking DogFishHead 90 Minute IPA and discussing IPAs. Chip and Cern discuss their favorite season, summer. Cern has his new pool finalized, the BBQ is fired up and ready to entertain. Chip and Cern discuss all things summer, the best beers, BBQ stuff and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Chip and Cern are also trying to steam on Twitch so if that is your cup of tea then subscribe! https://www.twitch.tv/chipandcern If you are loving the Chip and...

Duration:00:39:05

Community College Tips & Tricks

5/23/2019
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Chip and Cern drop some knowledge on how to hack your way through community college. Cern’s eldest child is doing to the local junior college. Cern was helping picking classes, chatting tips and tricks on saving some coin on parking, where to eat, etc. This and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show! Chip and Cern are also trying to steam on Twitch so if that is your cup of tea then subscribe! https://www.twitch.tv/chipandcern If you are loving the Chip and Cern Show be sure...

Duration:00:48:56

Facebook Drama

5/16/2019
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One of Chip and Cern’s mutual Facebook friends were having some family drama aired out on Facebook. Chip and Cern weigh in on the family drama and if Facebook is the right place to do that. Chip and Cern are also trying to steam on Twitch so if that is your cup of tea then subscribe! https://www.twitch.tv/chipandcern If you are loving the Chip and Cern Show be sure to tell a friend and spread the word! Chip and Cern have some fresh new merch! Tee shirts, hoodies, iPhone and Samsung...

Duration:00:36:40

Kids Cussing

5/9/2019
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Chip’s 3+ year old daughter started cussing and repeating all of Chip’s cussing, which is a fair amount. Cern weighs in with his own experiences and stories. Chip shares his stories and Chip’s wife even has an example to share. That and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Chip and Cern are also streaming live on Twitch, so if you want to follow that then subscribe here: https://www.twitch.tv/chipandcern Chip and Cern would love to hear your stories about kids cussing and how...

Duration:00:35:29