Sean & Eliot Read The Bible

This is the end. From BC to AD to 2070. Thank you for listening. ------ Please watch/ listen to our stuff: ------ Sean's show Hail Mary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzQwEum3WJQ&t=1856s Eliot's short film, Flu & Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl8w9aHT_fc&t=1211s Eliot's audioplay, Paper Thin: https://pod.fo/e/aa9bf ------ And follow these on your socials if you fancy: The show on Twitter Sean on Twitter Sean on Instagram Eliot on Twitter Eliot on Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The beginning of the end. The omen of dark times ahead. The one when God literally shows up to show his disgust at our podcast. REV-ELIOT-A-SEAN ------ Please watch/ listen to our stuff: ------ Eliot's short film, Flu & Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl8w9aHT_fc&t=1211s Eliot's audioplay, Paper Thin: https://pod.fo/e/aa9bf Sean's show Hail Mary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzQwEum3WJQ&t=1856s ------ And follow these on your socials if you fancy: The show on Twitter Sean on Twitter Sean on Instagram Eliot on Twitter Eliot on Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've emerged from our comas to bring you the final three episodes! Letters is such a crazy series of books, honestly. There's a lot of drama, a lot of laughs, a lot of giraffes. There are five golden tickets hidden among certain listens of this episode. If you find one, you'll be joining us on a tour around the chocolate factory! We might even kill you in a cute way (drowned in a brown river) ------ Please watch/ listen to our stuff: ------ Eliot's short film, Flu & Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl8w9aHT_fc&t=1211s Eliot's audioplay, Paper Thin: https://pod.fo/e/aa9bf Sean has nothing to do with Emily in Paris, but here's a link to it: https://www.netflix.com/title/81037371 Sean's show, Hail Mary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzQwEum3WJQ&t=1856s ------ And follow these on your socials if you fancy: The show on Twitter Sean on Twitter Sean on Instagram Eliot on Twitter Eliot on Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The final season returns and the boys are bigger than ever. This is honestly the worst bit of the Bible. Man alive, we're basically heroes for getting through this one. If anyone is bored of the holy book by now you should know we take a side-step in this one and actually do a bit of Myths (Romulus & Remus) and Legends (Us, for having a podcast) Keep being fantastic and thanks for sticking with us when the episode schedule gets a bit delayed. We basically want to make sure we record the last one together, so we have to space these out a bit. Have a great day and an awful weekend. ------ Please watch/ listen to our stuff: ------ Eliot's short film, Flu & Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl8w9aHT_fc&t=1211s Eliot's audioplay, Paper Thin: https://pod.fo/e/aa9bf Sean has nothing to do with Emily in Paris, but here's a link to it: https://www.netflix.com/title/81037371 Sean's show, Hail Mary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzQwEum3WJQ&t=1856s ------ And follow these on your socials if you fancy: The show on Twitter Sean on Twitter Sean on Instagram Eliot on Twitter Eliot on Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The world may be falling apart but you can't stop us from reading the "good" book. No matter how many times you ask us not to... "Hush! HUSH!" we shout, ripping pages out of more enjoyable books while we watch you and your dumb children crying about it. "Please, stop reading the Bible. Stop making podcasts!" You yell, wrongly. "We are your saviours and we have come," One of us says while the other rolls his Eliot eyes. "What the world needs right now is more BiblePod. You are so welcome." As long as the sun shines, as long as the bird sings, as long as the infinite reach of space envelops our flawed and beautiful planet, we shall read this book and you will listen to our stupid chat. ------ Please watch/ listen to our stuff: ------ Eliot's short film, Flu & Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl8w9aHT_fc&t=1211s Eliot's audioplay, Paper Thin: https://pod.fo/e/aa9bf Sean has nothing to do with Emily in Paris, but here's a link to it: https://www.netflix.com/title/81037371 Sean's show, Hail Mary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzQwEum3WJQ&t=1856s ------ And follow these on your socials if you fancy: The show on Twitter Sean on Twitter Sean on Instagram Eliot on Twitter Eliot on Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's part two of our series four kick-off! Jesus is dead. The show is surely over... No! Just like E.T., Gandalf and Reese Witherspoon, Christ returns to save the day. Also one of us farts in this episode about 37 minutes in. Recorded in self-isolation because we honestly can't stand each other anymore. ------ Please watch/ listen to our stuff: ------ Eliot's short film, Flu & Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl8w9aHT_fc&t=1211s Eliot's audioplay, Paper Thin: https://pod.fo/e/aa9bf Sean has nothing to do with Emily in Paris, but here's a link to it: https://www.netflix.com/title/81037371 Sean's show, Hail Mary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzQwEum3WJQ&t=1856s ------ And follow these on your socials if you fancy: The show on Twitter Sean on Twitter Sean on Instagram Eliot on Twitter Eliot on Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And low! All the citizens of Earth were locked away to live out their darkest days alone. But fear not for your heroes have returned to do a final series... In the first part of a two-parter, we read the story of the first Good Friday, in which Jesus was born? I don't know. We haven't read it yet. Part two is released in two days (on Easter Sunday!) so maybe listen to this one ASAP to get ready! Recorded in self-isolation, just for fun. ------ Please watch/ listen to our stuff: ------ Eliot's short film, Flu & Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl8w9aHT_fc&t=1211s Eliot's audioplay, Paper Thin: https://pod.fo/e/aa9bf Sean has nothing to do with Emily in Paris, but here's a link to it: https://www.netflix.com/title/81037371 Sean's show, Hail Mary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzQwEum3WJQ&t=1856s ------ And follow these on your socials if you fancy: The show on Twitter Sean on Twitter Sean on Instagram Eliot on Twitter Eliot on Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well tickle my berries, it's another series finale! We wrap up this momentous chapter of our show with some of the most well-known stories about Jesus and his spells. You want some fish and bread? You got it. You're lame? Not any more! Sick of swimming? Walk on that water, idiot! You want series 4? Verily Verily, your wish is our command! See you soon for our Good Friday/ Easter Sunday DOUBLE-BILL... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

VERILY, VERILY! Sometimes we read stories. Sometimes we don't. Don't get us wrong, we cover some important stuff, but when the Bible doesn't provide something meaty, we put on a show, Gourd-dammit. A song to unite the world? That's for the courts to decide... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Toxic masculinity" is a phrase that's constantly being chucked around these days, but what does it really mean? How can we - as a society - not only analyse the building blocks of daily norms and cultural touchstones, but also break them down to hopefully create a more accepting, loving and respectful world? Is it possible to drill into centuries of psychological and sociological foundations to grasp the beating heart of this whatever to uh huh? Can we do it by discussing Jesus' lad crew and that time they went boozing? No. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Year? New Us. Same book. New Testament! Old man. Dies alone. Nobody finds him. 3 weeks later. Postman suspects. Doesn't report it. He's still there. He's you. Thanks for listening to the show! It's a fun episode full of joy, adventure and the devil. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Santa Claus is coming to town and the holidays have mounted us. The New Testament is finally here and we're celebrating with an actual famous story! The nativity one! We're meeting the new guy and embracing the next chapter of our adventure. It's a crucial moment the show's history so Come Let Ye Adore Us.Merry Crispmas and a Happy New etc. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Before we crack the spine of the messiah, we've done our best to make some very thoughtful and insightful guesses into what's to come in the New Testament... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On 3rd November 2019, history was made. Standing before a crowd of dozens, Sean McLoughlin & Eliot J Fallows celebrated completing the Old Testament by handing out The Old Testament Awards (nicknamed "The Testes")It was a thing of beauty.Later that night, they discovered the event was not recorded. After being bought out by a new, but very friendly megacorporation, it was suggested that Sean and Eliot "remake" the event in "live action" to include all of the content, but none of the heart or excitement of the original... Enjoy!Follow the show on Twitter: @BiblepodSean: @SeanMcLoughlinEliot: @EliotJFallows Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Uh Oh! It's the end of The Old Testament and there's a rival boyband in town! What a dramatic milestone!Looks like The Irish one (Micah), The one who becomes a TV presenter (Nahum), The one who leaves early for a solo career (Habakkuk), The one with the talent (Zephaniah), The druggie one (Haggai), The one who doesn't matter (Zechariah), and The one who does Big Brother in 2029 (Malachi).TODAY (3rd November) is the date of the LIVE SHOW! If you're on the fence, please buy a ticket before this episode puts you off the idea. It'll be a blast...Tickets: https://angelcomedyclub.nutickets.com/5496046718:45, £5, Bill Murray Pub, Angel, London.Maybe see you later. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Call all the teenage girls you know and tell them to run away from home and go to the podcast shop because Captain Sean McLoughlin and First Mate Eliot J Fallows are bringing you the newest, sexiest boyband in all of Jerusalem. We've got the bad boy (Hosea), The boy next door (Joel), The one who dies young (Amos), The mums' favourite who probably turns out to be the one who gets caught sending pics of his penis to girls (Obadiah) and gay one with the best voice (Jonah)It's the penultimate episode before the end of the Old Testament and you can celebrate with us at the LIVE SHOW on 3rd November at the Bill Murray, Angel Comedy in London (18:45, £5) LINK: https://angelcomedyclub.nutickets.com/54960467AND remember to send us an email or message for us to read during the show (readthebiblepod@gmail.com)If you can't support us by buying a ticket, maybe leave us a nice review and tell a friend? We love you and we have dirt on you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well touch my toes and call me a hoe, we're back baby! Series 3 is here and it's super queer. You want entertainment? Well we're serving up some grade-A enter-shame-ment. You want the truth? You can't handle the poops. Boy-howdy, wee-willy-wotsits! Your mother hates your guts!The Books of Ezekiel and Daniel are so hip and cool that we'd be under scrutiny by the HIGHEST court in the goddamn land if we didn't warn you ahead of time that you will DIE if you don't listen to this red HOT 80 minutes of masterful nonsense. I mean ezekiel is fine and daniel is good buy tickets to the live show.3rd November, Bill Murray Angel Comedy, 18:45, £5.Tickets for the live show: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/54960467Follow the show on Twitter: @Biblepod And Sean: @SeanMcLoughlinAnd Eliot: @EliotJFallowsEmail: readthebiblepod@gmail.com(We want some emails for the live show so get them in!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Surprise! It's been a long, hot, wet summer and we're here to towel you down and get you up to speed.After the events of Series 2, we thought it best to catch you up on everything we've been up to in preparation for Series 3, which starts on 6th October...Plus we're doing a LIVE SHOW and we need to promote it... It's on 3rd November at the Bill Murray Angel Comedy Club in London. 18:45. £5.Get yourself a ticket and come and join us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh boy! (or her!)It's time for our big fall out! This is NOT for publicity or to boost our numbers. We're honestly breaking up and there'll never be another episode ever again until series 3.This is major. This is catastrophic. This is Chewbacco.WARNING: May contain material that could be unsuitable for everyone because it's so dumb and gross and childish, but in many ways, because of the layering of plot, character and meaning it's actually very clever British Podcast Awards.Only review it if you HAVEN'T been convicted of a crime.Follow the show on Twitter: @Biblepod And Sean: @SeanMcLoughlinAnd Eliot: @EliotJFallows Email: readthebiblepod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Now here's the thing. Both Isaiah and Jeremiah go over things we've already done. And I know what you're thinking:"Nobody's MAKING you read the Bible" And you're right. Our only response is this:"These books may have been tough to get through, but by JOVE, we love it. Sometimes we love the things that hurt us most. That's what makes it the most powerful force in the universe."Also we do some legally questionable things.Only review it if you like it and can PROVE you can count to five.Follow the show on Twitter: @Biblepod And Sean: @SeanMcLoughlinAnd Eliot: @EliotJFallows Email: readthebiblepod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.