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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Location:

Eagle Mountain, UT

Networks:

Frogpants

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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Language:

English

Contact:

801-770-4244


Episodes
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TMS 2901: Swantroller

10/9/2025
From the Eye of the Cake. Talented Little Bastard. Uber Confessions. How did Tudors have sex, 'cause I really like wanted to know. The Fiber Thickens. Freebasing the Internet. Wink-wink Martindale. Waymo Money, Waymo Problems. Dump Right Into It. No Box for Robot. Brushed my dog, took my teeth out for a walk. Stink at the Town Hall. Swan Warden vs Terminator. The Sexiest thing is Rage and Horror. Spilling your Coconuts with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:10:36

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TMS 2900: Neon Nubs

10/8/2025
Pantomiming Pants. I Dream of Labubu. Scott Showed His Own Fibre. Release the Thickened Files! Giving BioCow the Beef. Fiberly!!! Your Internet is So Fly. Fully Sick Cameos Dude! Yoda Lady who? What happens in The Meadows stays in The Meadows. Furbies Are so Damn Scary. A Little Pervy, As Opposed to a Lot Pervy. Bathroom Rice. Sort of Steve Jobsish looking guy meets Geezus. Doing Shit in the Bathroom with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:09:08

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TMS 2899: Grimace Squish

10/7/2025
Kraken Open Some Balls. Smells Like Artificial Wonder. You'll Get NO Corn, NO Grain, and NO Lt. Gum! Nine Inch Nails Under Water. Goat Anus Oreos. Kicked me right in the rice. Watch Out for the Swiftie Bear! Phoned in footballer penis. Yank your bag properly. Brush Up on Your Morse Code. Divorce #5. A Serious XM Show. Sabrina Carpenter is Easy to Miss. Like Waterwold, but sticky. Table Toppings with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:01:36

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TMS 2898: Reverse Pumba

10/6/2025
Hispanic Heritage Munch. Sloppy McSlopperpants. Reverse Pumba. The Mexicali Tray Of Death. Wackado expensive. Cirque du Soleil on Absinthe. Mexican Adjacent. Tray full of bald dudes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:00:59:48

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TMS 2897: Grindr Mishap

10/2/2025
They all sound like Dave Matthews. And the sausage tastes like wood. Permanent Blast. Four Shit Shakes. KPop Demon Ramen Slurpers. What the fert is 6-7? A crazy person at a conference. Hair metal? More like wheelchair metal amiright? Southern dirt rock. Don't You Know Phil Oakley. Almost Getting Off the Island of Frasier. Rom Reading Rom. Skibidi Toilet 2: Skibidi Urinal. I ditched the News today, oh boy. Choosing Happiness With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:08:56

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TMS 2896: Donkey Sean

10/1/2025
WAKE UP! SEPTEMBER'S ENDED! In Soviet Russia, Word Thanks YOU! Warm Sounding Wood. The Great Kimining. Rock Puzzles Scissors. Mercy Buckets. Domo Obrigado, Mr MaxTrollboto! Mix Master Fetus. Brian's got all 8 slots filled. Van's Car Songs. Excess 3 Dog Night Dog Pooh. Dunaway doesn't like Cyber. Fosters: It's Australian For F-Off! Making Out with Horses on the Moon. Our Cheese is Safe With Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:02:20

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TMS 2895: Vile of Bathwater

9/30/2025
Roll For Procrastination. Give Me a Car That Cars. McDirnt. Check out my pepperoni. Hey, Is It Too Early For a Kim Sandwich? We named the dog after Indiana Jone's dog. Smooth Laminator. I Just Triggered SRIR. Everyone Needs to Laminate Their Mattress. Advertisement Across the Forehead. The Kardashians Started Like Most Things With a Sex Tape. Roll To Pee. Billy Joe and the Great Uncles. He plays such a good bastard. Because we have to with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:07:16

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TMS 2894: Sean Spoiler

9/29/2025
Red On Air Dog. Scotty Potty Pudding And Pie, Bumps the Girls and Makes Them Cry. A Duet About Ugliness. Chuck-a-lucks in my Thin Mints. A Fighty Little Movie. Isn't Istanbul Constantinople? Cuz I'd like really wanted to know. 10,000 Groundhog Days. Wake Me Up Before October! (WHAM!). One Dirk Diggler After Another. Schmawn Schmen. Three Dog Nights at the Johnsons. The best Ability is Availability. Double-Blind Placebo-Free Study. 40 Seconds of Mars! Science Doesn't Care About Your Feelings with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:09:14

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TMS 2893: Wasted Chimps

9/25/2025
Breathing Through All Your Holes. There was an old Johnson who swallowed a fly. Maggot free brownie corpse. Figgin' Plums. Sweet, Soft & Just A Little Boozey. Faceless Reese's Look Like Faeces. That Guy on TikTok Lied. Little Bitty Frog Lungs. Cannibal Brownie Pranks. Debunking the Bunker Myth. Cornholing a Pig. Brian's having Deja Vu. I don't like drunk french monkeeeeeeeeees! If an identity crisis was a restaurant. Take this Job and Hug It with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:07:41

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TMS 2892: Hooked on a Pretzel

9/24/2025
We got trolled by SEEEEEEB! Fred in Zaire has the Diaherear! Don't Chew, Just Suck. Dunaway can't handle the tooth. Heavenly Scouts. Brian's Hot Balls. As Subtle As An Apple Pie Without A Wiener In It. Chalamet Ratboy Face. Leo Vermicelli. Scott's little dent. Other Day-Lewis. I Hope My Duplicate Has The Drizzling Shits. Marked Safe from The Rapture. It dumps the snacks in its gullet or it gets the hose again. Stripping with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:12:29

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TMS 2891: Something Methy

9/23/2025
Oh what a feeling, a mouse in the ceiling. Helpful hardware person. Cheating stoners. Thickened Beverage Plant. How Many Flushes. Why Do We Have a Mint Drawer? Hardware Person? Just Call Them a Tool! Law Offices of Naked, Sweaty, Pale, and Erratic. This Soap is Too Sharp. Built In Playtesters. Don't Touch The Green Ones. Was there a movie about baseball dreams in a field called something 'of Dreams'? Hot & Heavy then Toothpaste, with Amy. I don't like vampires who are les...BEEEEEEEEN! Permanent Sticky and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:00:22

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TMS 2890: The Crapture

9/22/2025
How To Moisten Cat Hair. They'll be, maybe, probably fine, with Stephen. It's A Good Dumb. Sorry, Boggle! I Don't Want Cottage Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Manning the invisible table. A Sleeping Bag With Sleeves. Gelatinous Globulars. Celery is a Waste of Time. Dayquil Dunaway. Neon Itchy Bum. Thumbs Up On Friendship. Elevator bras. Cranked up awkwardness. A fine line between Sexy and Sexist and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:03:17

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TMS 2889: Braising Gravy

9/18/2025
Kitty Lizard. I Do Like Big Eyeball Sheeeeeeeeep. VAT crap. Jaunty German. THERE ARE THREE BUNALS! Raising Gravy. Nurse C with the Hep B got the D! Why Does It Look Like Lego Hair. The Salad Days of the Shrimp Buffet. Puzzles Rock! Make Nerdtacular Great Again. Tribal with Tribbles. Look at me! I'm Scott Johnson now. Let the Gloomhaven Game Start Now. Happy Ducey to Birthday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:09:37

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TMS 2888: Un-Robbing The Place

9/17/2025
The Ham and Cheese of Cats. I got a Guy at Panera. Old People Need Fiber AND Internet! John Wants To Go On Home From Rehab, They Said No No No. I See Tomatoes and I Want to Paint Them Black. Controlling the pukage. Breaking bad with mom and Wendi. Tina On Retainer. Collecting Cats with Dunaway. I Don't Like Siameeeeeeeese. Cats are Dicks, If Their Name is Richard. Free Crap in the App. Coverville Can Conjugate. Grandpa said the quiet party out loud. Just A Little Bit Of Wonk w Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:04:10

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TMS 2887: Bacterial Slurry

9/16/2025
Calc Dooku. Square Day. I don't like Bacterial Slurreeeeeeeee! Fart Blood On A White Wall. Divatude. Sundance Sundown. Word To Your Mother. Doku Doku Panic. Photo Blue is a Magical Thing. Rundle Fly. Respool Me by Ed Sheeran. Crawl space man. You Have To Cut The Car In Half. Concentrated dark matter turd. Kids Love Floor Chocolate with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:00:27

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TMS 2886: Clashic Massup

9/15/2025
Double Fisting Corn Dogs. New Week, Who Dis? DSMR. I don't like EMPeeeeeeees! Boar cobra bread badger. Fancy glasses card deck. They Earned The D. Maintaining Your To Do List. Horrible Puzzles with Brian Dunaway. Disturbing, but good. They're angry teeth, but they're back there. President of Chess Club and voted most likely to become a Serial Killer. Jack Black Could Eat No Snack. His Wife Could Eat No Cream. Doin' It In The Doubler. Letting Sleeping Dogs Lie with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:08:57

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TMS 2885: Zucker Punch!

9/11/2025
Old Aged Beef. It's Not Monica's Bday But Let's Have Cake anyway. Reacher Round. Call Now is So Raven. I Don't Like My Muffin With Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! This Cover Album Goes to Eleven. The MODOK minute with Brian Ibbott. Flare Gun Granny take down. Hitler Sweeney. I'm Gritty Gumby, Damnit! Getting our Hedrons straight. A Very Happy Unbirthday to Monica! Husky Spider-Man. Electric Apricot. I'm gonna sue you, Zucka and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:06:41

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TMS 2884: Eating Pennies

9/10/2025
I Don't Like Your Efficiencieeeeeeeeeees! The K Hoss. Hover Over the Sheets. A quick IN n Out with Kim. Pull off your pants and rub some dirt in it. Bladder Infection for You. Chic-Fil- Auctioneer. Can't stop thinking about Dick in a Box. West'em? Hardly even know 'em! Old men lacking self awareness. 50 Burger Terms in One Sentence. Get Free Shit. It's Just That Simple. An Insufficiency of CowBell. You Gotta Slow Down (slow down) Sweet Burger Server. The air is thin at Apple with Tom Merritt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:00:22

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TMS 2883: Hole Milk

9/9/2025
Blueberry Bacon. Yo soy Groot! Is it too early for 18000 waters? Did you ever lose your favorite Sean Connery quote? Solving the Wendy Malik Mystery. I like bad monkeeeeeeeeey! What rhymes with cheese sandwich? Chewie's Bits. Sluggish Doorbell Prankster. This Star Wars game is the Hoth-ness. Tktktktktk. Do It On The Nines. Lotsa Little Bummer Games. Sending a Labor of Love for Todd. Stop dragging your weiner around with Dan Dan the Tabletop Man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:02:31

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TMS 2882: Kathleen Turner Overdrive

9/8/2025
I Don't Like Brain Bleeeeeeeeeds! Star Trektember the Eighth. Roasty fun. Grizzle in my Spizzle. Less of a Biff, More of a Tumble. Ribbed by Brian for your pleasure. Sherlock, Knick Knack, give the dog a bone. Using the whole timer with Brian Dunaway. Day Z, it's so stupid. Hey Bright Bobby, Bam A Lam! Be Here, or Be Dumb. Just confirmed, you are in fact a Bozo. Hot mess TMS. Adam Sandlerberg. Report card bankruptcy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:06:09