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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Location:

Eagle Mountain, UT

Networks:

Frogpants

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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Language:

English

Contact:

801-770-4244


Episodes
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TMS 2981: Never go full pie

3/23/2026
Dig Your Own Grave & Save! First dead, first served. I don't like cups with cat PEEEEEEEE! We taste with our smell. Douche Noodle. None Of This Is Live. None Of This Is Real. It ain't legal until its done in Mississippi. Cat Urine is an Acquired Taste. Nobody goes to secret pizza because its too busy. Playing the Leo Moment. He Ordered A Virgin. He Didn't Get A Virgin. A Nice Healthy Pork-Based Breakfast. Toe-to-Toe with Crow. Perfect diner food. His Name Is Balls w Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:26:57

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TMS 2980: Jackson Polyp

3/19/2026
The Call is Coming from INSIDE the Colon! Hi Brian! How's Your Arsehole? We Only Want Her Laying There For HALF A Day!! Mom's got a fresh batch of runnin' butter! Spider crotch phone. With great polyp comes great responsibility. Schmidt Crateefter. Must Hang Sally. Pinchers vs fangs. You sleep. I watch. Nekkid Phone. Stoned and funny. They Named the Cat Winston. I've moved the yogurt. I do like SLEEEEEEEEP with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:13:18

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TMS 2979: Pinch, Don't Punch

3/17/2026
Hump plumping injectables. Dr. Early Fingers. Sloan And The Family Sty. Tarot Card Psychic Never Saw It Coming. How Evil is Your Residence. You'll have No Will Smith, No Sean Penn and No Lt. Yar! Camel Tampering. Mumbo Jumbo Salesman. All The Shillelagh Ladies. Tiny Pricks In The White House. This Tea isn't very Clare. All the food Brian can't have today. No Prizes For Randy. She Does Look Like A Rachael. Being Philanthropistic w Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:10:17

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TMS 2978: Full Warburton

3/16/2026
Operation Baja blast. Beating the hood till it's flat. Mmm Mold Holes. Six Times the Charm. Mr Pee Pee Poopypants. Narcissistic gate keeping butthole. Fingering the Cookie Jar. Look at the Seam on that Guy. Double Teaming Dunaway. Wait...My intestines are curled up? Release the Gloop be gone! Lazy electrons. Board Game People Don't Expect Much. This is why you go to Claire's. Ooh ohh ooh oh Bobby, Frankenberger, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:17:32

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TMS 2977: Bartholomew Cheesecake

3/12/2026
Are There a lot of Cherries in the Black Forest? Zee Coconuts. Letter swaps to Anus. The Ancient City of Zubba Zubba. The Romulans and the Capulets. Gotta get down on Pi Day. The All Day Bird. Marky Mark Removal Specialist. Kip-Bo Spaghetti. Bask In The People. The General Geezer Area. Brian likes pina colada. No Mermaid Left Behind. A Very Limp Biscuit. Being A Jerk About It w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:10:58

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TMS 2976: Un phoque m'a poussé

3/11/2026
Weird Molly Guys. Krypto Currency is For the Dogs. Beardy and the Melon. It's A Show... Of Shit. See more asses with Dunaway. Is goofy a dog? because I like seriously wanted to know. My Friends Went In With LSDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Pushed By A Rose? I blame Scoop Jorgensen. A smart dog who's into your wife. Goofus cainus. I'm That Type Of Curmudgeon. Lisa Lube. What the Damn Ackroyd is going on. Little diddy about Jack in Wyoming with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:10:22

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TMS 2975: Fridge Rigidity

3/10/2026
How Fat is your Albert. Zoom! Brought To You By All the Drugs in the 70's. The Rick Overton Window. Durandom Durandom. Propeller Braids. Dr Seuss Word Salad. Filing for Bankruptcy? OH YEAH! (Schoolhouse Rock v). Kind Of Mad Maxy. The Guy Had Like A Shovel. Digitally Calibrate Your Studs. There Was A Taylor... A succulent Covid meal!!! Make robots, not war. The Lines of Cindy Margolis. Transparent Rubber With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:00:58:07

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TMS 2974: Deformed Ditto

3/9/2026
I've Got Some pi-erced earlobes baby. Cow in a Can. James Bond will return in Moo Maker. Valuptuous Udders. Sandalwood and Fine Leather. Nerdo Swaggins. Taped and Bad. Plenty O'Tool. Crunchy Lisa lobe. Cheap ass Nintendo! Grandpa's got a brand new tube. I Blame Marie. No twerk without werk. Continous Records Only. Take A Look At Your Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, w Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:04:37

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TMS 2973: Bonfire Of The Manatees

3/4/2026
This Is About The Burger Pee. Using the crack to your advantage. Knee to the groin eye appointment. Darth Protovaper! I Don't Like Aiiiiiiii Greeeeeeeen! Weird Wednesday with Dunaway. Paying The Tesla Tax. Big Chunky Floater. Maybe Creed Gets Cranked. E.T. Found Polyp. Beau-acal Kissing? Buy the better tires. Old farts talk about pricing back in the day. Sugarloaf Lane. Every Phone Can Be Foldable with Tom Merritt! and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:03:00

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TMS 2972: Salmon Hands

3/3/2026
The Cat Came Back. She's got neon shamrock eyes. It's Ours! We Invented It! Flav o Flavocol. Popcorn Boogers. Captain Invoice. I want to be a cursed 3D printed object. I Did a Thing. You can smell rice!! Raiders of the Lost Ibbott. I'm Not Buying The Blush. Happly Apply Day. What If Myself Into A Corner. Clean and Functional like a black website. Going back to the Pitt with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:08:39

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TMS 2971: Schrodinger's Court Date!

3/2/2026
The Odor is Coming from Inside the House. Cat flap chicken. Is there such a thing as too much bandwidth cuz I'd really like to know? Oh Hi March. I'm Judge Clarification. Kennel The Dogs, Google Is Here! Come for the install, stay for the lasagna. Ugly Betty Bam Ba Lam. Loki Whatshisface. Poor Mildred Down the Street. The O has transferred from the B to the Router. Speaking of Being in Love with Brian Dunaway. The Wiz Khalifa Building. Lumpy Koalas. Tuner Fish w Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:13:58

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TMS 2970: AARP Centerfold

2/26/2026
Inbox Zero. AI or Amish, with nothing in-between. The river goes through the zebra. Flowery whatever zone. Because Pepperidge Farm Remembers Cocaine Is Amazing! Impaled by Jackelope. Apple Computer Microbrewery. You Don't See Too Many ZOYs These Days. Final Destination: Longhorn Steakhouse. 80-Year-Olds do all of Democracy. Casayt teppes! Pick up your socks! Let Your Woe Begone. Eat Raw Meat. Putting Out Virtual Fires With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:11:16

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TMS 2969: Beardy Spice

2/25/2026
The Library Blocked my Password. Knowing Your Computer Holes. I Do Like Beanieeeeeeees. Is that your Lips?!? Clandestine Clover Patch. And 15 years of Ibbott. HOA PITA. What Kind of a Big Deal. Putting My Hand in Their Package Hole. Miner Spice and Avon Spice. Un-thirsty Plants. Town Meeting Town Meeting. She Doesn't Like Facebook --- Well, I Can Understand That! Let's go SCSI. It Always Feels Like Ring Doorbell's Watching Me with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:07:30

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TMS 2968: The Cringe You Know

2/24/2026
Shizburger! Greetings Siblings. Legal Horseshit. Down a Chevy Hole. Narcissistic Turd Monkey. Ducks Are Fine. Geese Are DICKS! I Don't Like Peanut Creeeeeeeeeam. Trusting a Lady to check my junk. I can definitely see why Kim likes it. 94 year old rusty toenail. Bradford Bradington Bradley Reese III. Hannibal Lite. Hallmark Serial Killer. How Far Can You Throw A Goose? Hip Hop Hooray, In the Whitest Way with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:05:14

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TMS 2967: Dude Illegence

2/23/2026
Phantom Tip Tingle. Beef Nuts. You'll get No Cold, No UTI and No Lt Yar. Salem Dreams of Being an Ice Dancer. Gimme the banana bomb! Typhoid Same Sex Mary. New Jersey's got 24 inches. Happy Kristen Day. Milking Rambo. Just a Small Heart Attack. Cats: How do they work? The Meaning of Life with Dunaway. A Desert of Suck. Unfortunate Cookie. Wet Dress Rehearsals w Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:09:02

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TMS 2966: Organic Intervention

2/19/2026
Temu Leatherface. Brian's back. Quick hide the porn. Anti-Probiotics. Carolina Snot Sauce. Black Market Condoms. She Looked Like A Bethany. Everybody's From Somehting! You Made Movies AND Gum! Without Party City, Where Can I Get a Mask? What Are You People Doing On Your Downtime??!? Oh. Barry Keeduggermuggen. This Critic Review goes up to One hundred and eleven. The Drug Boat. Lubricate the Process. Pharmacy Butt with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:04:20

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TMS 2965: Tip Tingle

2/18/2026
I don't like burning PEEEEEEE! A Windy Hole Means Trouble. I want less bread, more shrimp and no Lt. Yar! Today's Brian Percentage Is Complicated. Advertising Platforms for Shouting. Pray to the Floating Head. A Big Layer of Zip. Happy to Fork that Sandwich. Barely in Sandwich Form. 50/50 Celebration, One Shrimp and One Horse. When Life Gives You Plemons. Stone Bones with Tom. Phantom Groin Pain. Not Generalized - Just Pain in the Ass. Armpit hair is 100% worse and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:05:14

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TMS 2964: Give A Hootie, Don't Polluti

2/17/2026
Amy Smoke Wagon Robinson. Cloacal Kissing. The very fine TVsTravis. Dr. Niki: Title Factory. Shaved Greg Maddox. This Is The WORST Gusher Ever!!! Unihole. A Hole In One with Dr Headbutt. A Man Chicken. We all start butt first. Chewing Chud. Dino's did it in the shower. Incoming Sheep Sound. What A Man Chicken Has Downstairs. Chuck Style Bullshit w Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:03:27

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TMS 2963: It's A Sit Day

2/12/2026
Fellowship of the Two Kings. Whatever Happened To Rebecca Black? Y'Know She's Questionably Got Talent! You MUST wear brown slack! Wee Little Ginger Man. You'll get No Denise Crosby No Regina King and No Lt Yar. Clay-tality. Deep, but not Chicago deep. My favorite kind of pizza is the one closest to me. MORTAL FROGBAT!! Hair eating chair. X-Men's Greatest Villain. New York is Crackery. Beat Box Breathing. I Like a Mouthfull of that Dough. Growing Your Stunted Growth Thingy w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:11:10

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TMS 2962: Vocal Jazzercise

2/11/2026
We've Always Been Stupid. Useless In The Apocalypse. Brian's Got the Gomboo. This is the day Bobby sat in. Flex Your Chicken Dance Muscles. It's Very Hard To Be A Serial Killer In 2026. Thumb reversal, hell of a skill. Cloaca Experts Incoming. Radioactive Pig-Boar Hybrids. Shitty Ribbons. Sonic Streaming Burgers. Just Remember, It's All Fake News. OG MLM. A Typical PB AND J. Looking Fantastic w Tom Merritt and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Duration:01:06:05