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Astronomica

Fantasy & Science Fiction Podc

Welcome to Astronomica, a science fiction OSR actual play podcast using the Stars Without Number RPG system. Join Star Master Stan and regular players Colin, Cullen, Geoff, and Kristen as they crew the definitely-not-piloted-by-a-rogue-AI ship The Admiral Grace. From encounters with magnificent space whales to battling intergalactic corporate scumbags, there is nothing this crew can't make way more complicated than it needs to be. Tag along every Wednesday and listen in as we learn that the true friends were the ones you decompressed and maybe accidentally spaced along the way.

Location:

United States

Description:

Welcome to Astronomica, a science fiction OSR actual play podcast using the Stars Without Number RPG system. Join Star Master Stan and regular players Colin, Cullen, Geoff, and Kristen as they crew the definitely-not-piloted-by-a-rogue-AI ship The Admiral Grace. From encounters with magnificent space whales to battling intergalactic corporate scumbags, there is nothing this crew can't make way more complicated than it needs to be. Tag along every Wednesday and listen in as we learn that the true friends were the ones you decompressed and maybe accidentally spaced along the way.

Language:

English

Contact:

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Episodes

Ep 165: A Night at the Opera

2/28/2024
Come for the last bit of recon before shenanigans ensue, stay for the ensuing shenanigans! Also, Mackie the Court Eunuch makes his first appearance and boy is it a doozy. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! Support the show

Duration:01:15:04

Ep 164: This Episode Could Have Been an Email

2/21/2024
But could it really? Could an email ever hope to express the sheer awesomeness that is Chevy trying to give a professional presentation on the wedding we're about to crash? You should def give the episode a listen just in case. PS: We've got a longer intro this week as we shout out our Patrons! If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! Support the show

Duration:01:25:10

Ep 163: Somewhere Over the Event Horizon

2/14/2024
Whelp, there's a space monster. And after Stardaddy made fun of us for being so careful and everything. It's almost like he *wants* us to perish in the terrible tesseracting maw of a horrific inter-dimensional creature the likes of which no human has yet to survive. I'm starting to think he's not really rooting for us you guys. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! Support the show

Duration:01:14:58

Ep 162: The Order of the Gelatinous Tesseract

2/7/2024
Alright, we've been stalling long enough. Time to see what eldritch space horror could be lurking behind this incredibly open, visibly unguarded door. I'm sure it will be fine. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! Support the show

Duration:01:29:46

Ep 161: Please Subscribe to My OnlyScans

1/31/2024
What can I say about this episode? It's funny, it's got some philosophical pondering, and almost as much scanning as a growing Auggie could possibly need. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! Support the show

Duration:01:16:19

Ep 160: We Found the Snitorous

1/24/2024
With Hopper back amongst the three dimensional, Team Meatbag continues to debate the merits of handing over a crew member for mysterious AI purposes. Later, Hopper takes a look at CB's comatose friend while Mackie builds a pinewood derby coffin and Augie stretches out his scanning sock. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! We've got a big announcement! Check out our new show Mama Tried: Vaesen-omica only on Patreon Support the show

Duration:01:11:50

Ep 159: The Only Cat Girls in the VIP

1/18/2024
Remember that wild cliffhanger from last week? Well this week we find out what happens next! If this seems a little vague, it's because it's very cold in Memphis and it turns out we aren't Discworld trolls. Please enjoy these jokes - and troubling philosophical choices! - from a time before Snowpocalypse 2024. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! We've got a big announcement! Check out our new show Mama Tried: Vaesen-omica only on Patreon Support the show

Duration:01:10:23

Ep 158: All Dog-bots Go to Heaven

1/10/2024
This week we discover the consequences of failing a very important talk check. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! We've got a big announcement! Check out our new show Mama Tried: Vaesen-omica only on Patreon Support the show

Duration:01:18:22

Ep 157: New Year, New UwU

1/3/2024
Haaaa-py New Year! It's 2024 and we're at the Monopole Gravitics Headquarters, we're at the Clip Show Part 1.5, we're at the combination Monopole Gravitics Headquarters and Clip Show Part 1.5. If that didn't make sense then either you aren't up on your outdated memes or I've had a stroke. Does anyone else smell toast? If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! We've got a big announcement! Check out our new show Mama Tried: Vaesen-omica only on Patreon Support the show

Duration:01:11:33

Ep 156: The Astronomica Holiday Special

12/27/2023
We asked for clips and you sent them! We hope you enjoy this very special holiday episode of Astronomica. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! We've got a big announcement! Check out our new show Mama Tried: Vaesen-omica only on Patreon Support the show

Duration:01:12:14

Ep 155: The Long Dark Alcove of the Soul

12/20/2023
With CB's friend at least physically on board, the crew turns to the pressing matter of Hopper's disappearance. Auggie gets his scan on while Squoitle scopes out the perfect dark alcove from which to startle our latest NPC side piece. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! We've got a big announcement! Check out our new show Mama Tried: Vaesen-omica only on Patreon Support the show

Duration:01:09:00

Ep 154: The Meat Puppet Who Loved Me

12/13/2023
This week the crew carries out an extremely competent jail break. For real, they actually do the thing without over complicating it and the only explosion happens off screen. And if you believe that then...good, I'm a very trustworthy source. You trust me, right? Ps: The rain picks up towards the end of the episode so if you hear a bunch of clicking don't worry, it's not a Geiger counter working over time or anything. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! We've got a big announcement! Check out our new show Mama Tried: Vaesen-omica only on Patreon Support the show

Duration:01:25:28

Ep 153: Kitty Game Bananas

12/6/2023
With Hopper still trapped in inter-dimensional space - or possibly the future? no one really knows how this transporter thing works - the rest of Team Meatbag scrambles to tie up loose ends on Panamorphe. Good thing Mackie never leaves home without Cat Girl High School or he'd never be able to interface with a Space Nazi's meat suit long enough for a prison break. If that sounded like nonsense, hit the play button so we can make it even more complicated on this week's Astronomica! If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! We've got a big announcement! Check out our new show Mama Tried: Vaesen-omica only on Patreon Support the show

Duration:01:15:40

Ep 152: CB is Definitely Innocent

11/29/2023
We're back from the Thanksgiving break and ready to find out what, exactly, has happened to Hopper. Was he whisked to another dimension? Were his molecules separated and strewn about the cosmos? Is he just hiding behind a convenient curtain ready to give Mackie a mild cardiac event? No matter what the outcome, we can be certain of one thing: it is absolutely, definitely, 1000 % not CB's fault. This time. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! We've got a big announcement! Check out our new show Mama Tried: Vaesen-omica only on Patreon Support the show

Duration:01:06:36

Bonus: Happy Donksgiving!

11/22/2023
It's Thanksgiving here in the U.S. and that means we've got some bonus silliness just for you. Katrina joins us for a round of definitely very serious thankfulness that we definitely don't turn into an extended dick joke followed by an extended, er, gash joke. Also there's something about suspenders in there, I dunno, Colin is a time traveler. We wish everyone who celebrates a wonderful holiday and everyone who doesn't a wonderful third week of November! Support the show

Duration:00:35:07

Ep 151: Everything is...Fine?

11/15/2023
Mere summaries fail to describe the sheer unhinged muppetry about to be in your ears. Also Mackie and Augie are super professional, which, honestly we all kind of suspected, didn't we? If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! We've got a big announcement! Check out our new show Mama Tried: Vaesen-omica only on Patreon Support the show

Duration:01:20:22

Ep 150: The Med-bot with the Golden Scalpel

11/8/2023
Have you been missing a good ol' fashioned split party spy thriller experience? Well this week we have got two, count 'em two missions improbable just for you. First, Mackie and Auggie kick off a competent approach to dismantling a pre-tech jamming device. Next up, Hopper and CB...uh, well, it's hard to describe what Hopper and CB do so you'll just have click that play button and find out! If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! We've got a big announcement! Check out our new show Mama Tried: Vaesen-omica only on Patreon Support the show

Duration:01:14:03

Ep 149: On the Seomgim's Secret Service

11/1/2023
It's our anniversary! We've been doing this thing for three years which means it's time to celebrate with some bonus intro silliness. We've also got a nice juicy episode for ya just chock full of everything you love about Astronomica. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! We've got a big announcement! Check out our new show Mama Tried: Vaesen-omica only on Patreon Support the show

Duration:01:32:41

Ep 148: From Panamorfi with Love

10/25/2023
Finally reunited, Team Meat Bag deals with the aftermath of last week's explosive events. CB gets info on potential next steps while Hopper and Mackie make like an anxious business man with a cell phone and no bars. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! We've got a big announcement! Check out our new show Mama Tried: Vaesen-omica only on Patreon Support the show

Duration:01:18:14

Ep 147: Tinker Tailer Soldier Sock it to Me Baby

10/18/2023
The crew is re-united as Team B swoops in to "rescue" CB from last week's explosive ending. Heads up that this episode has descriptions (and a few jokes) about the aftermath of a car bomb in an occupied setting. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com. Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to astronomicapodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week! We've got a big announcement! Check out our new show Mama Tried: Vaesen-omica only on Patreon Support the show

Duration:01:13:03