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Opening Credits
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Dedication
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Author's Note
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Mary's Useful Fire Activities
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Nurse Barbara Haskins Sucks Her Thumb
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Miss Mary Newcombe Back On The Crooked Peninsula
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The Big Tipsy Announcement
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Lisa's Crystal Ball Sink Drain
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The Smell of A Rose Is A Tease
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No Cake And No Steak For Lisa
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Wai Wong And The Debridement Of Nurse Haskins'
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Mary Makes A Pottery Cremation Urn For A Dead Chihuahua
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Good Newcombs vs Naughty Newcombes In The Cemetary
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Bon Bon And Lisa Disparage Chopsticks
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Nurse Barbara And Dr. Newcombe's Billy Club
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The Cape Cod Logic Of Burning
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Walter Gets A Spiffy Haircut For Mary Newcombe
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Finding Clay For Dead Chihuahua Creamation Urns
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Smashing Dry Clay Balls Is Acceptable Behavior
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Lisa Loses The Goldfish Game
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Hurl The Precious Earbuds Into The Sea
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Mary Hears About Bongo Butt At The Lighthouse
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Mary Buys Cabin Boy Doughnuts
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Barbara Swears It Was A Proposal Not Blackmail
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Mary Meets Mr. Fixit
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Mary And The Imposter Dog
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Barbara Dreams Of Her Fingers
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Women Have Babies For All Kinds Of Reasons
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Fodder For The Old Ladies Gossip Militia
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Birdie And The Nosy Mail Carrier
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Walter And Barbara Discuss The Need For Wigs
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Mary's Big Dinner Date
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Walter Watches Angel Baby Burn
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Celibate Mother Gets Two Offers In One Night
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Tom Murphy's Squishy Double Bed
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Mary Looks For Her Birth Mother In The Mirror
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EZ Prints And Olatunji
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Mary Loses It In The Squad Car
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Lisa Has It Out With Patrick
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Lisa Goes To The Toolshed With Lester
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Lisa Gets A Ride With Chantrelle To The Cemetery
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Old Man Christopher Knows Everthing About Everyone
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Mrs. O'Malley The Thwarter
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Lisa Drives To Spice Up Your Life
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Lincoln Abraham Smith Files His Nails
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Birdie Criticizes Dr. Newcombe's Use Of Tweezers
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Birdie Is Certain Faux Wombs Are Coming
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Mary Confers With Walter About The Feel-Good Scale
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Mary Learns The Truth On The White Whale Of A Couch
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Unwanted Babies Passed Off To Faraway Relatives
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Lisa Serves Blackout Cake With Dirty Forks
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Mary And Lisa Spar Over The Real Sunshine
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Pregnant Women Take A Long Time To Do Anything
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The Mermaid Kiln Goddess Gets Ready
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Dr. Wolfe-Something Makes A Suggestion To Danny
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Mary's Jack-In-The-Box Of Love-And Hate
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It Begins With A Simple Candle
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Trudy Spits In The Sand And Walks Away
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Mary's White Plastic Swan Hosts The Funeral
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Acknoweldgements
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Closing Credits
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