
Premium
Opening Credits
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Section 1: In which a magician (second class) is mocked in the street by teenagers before being mocked at home by a clockwork robot
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Section 2: In which a magician (second class) talks to the Bird Lady, who would rather be talking to pigeons
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Section 3: In which a magician (second class) discover who's been trolling him online (Spoiler: it's actual trolls)
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Section 4: In which a magician (second class) gets an unpleasant awakening followed by an even more unpleasant visit from Santa Claus
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Section 5: In which a magician (second class) goes on a wild goose chase and discovers that The London Stone has been stolen
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Section 6: In which a magician (second class) steals a stone of his own from a museum and goes dowsing
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Section 7: In which a magician (second class) talks to a head of state (even though he died millennia ago) and gets some ravens drunk
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Section 8: In which a magician (second class) tries to stop Dick Whittington from turning again
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Section 9: In which a magician (second class) launches an air war with two ravens and a psychotic cat
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Section 10: In which a magician (second class) gets a lesson in the factionalism of revolutionary politics. From some mice.
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Section 11: In which a magician (second class) does a little window shopping and gets carried away. While stuck in one place.
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Section 12: In which a magician (second class) recruits a valiant troupe of nutcracker soldiers to face the Mouse Army
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Section 13: In which a magician (second class) discovers how dangerous cycling on the pavement can be. Especially when its the Wild Hunt doing the cycling
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Section 14: In which a magician (second class) steels himself against the artisanal temptations of the goblin farmer's market
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Section 15: In which a magician (second class) accidentally burns a witch to death, which is generally frowned upon at a departmental level
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Section 16: In which a magician (second class) reluctantly rescues some teenagers from a fate they almost certainly deserve
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Section 17: In which a magician (second class) has his fashion sense critiqued by The Yule Cat
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Section 18: In which a magician (second class) hitches a ride across enchanted London with King Herla and his Wild Hunt
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Section 19: In which a magician (second class) finally finds what he's been looking for. In precisely the wrong place
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Section 20: In which a magician (second class) finds himself face to face with the man himself: Father Christmas
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Section 21: In which a magician (second class) takes a pudding to a party, much to the pudding's disappointment
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Section 22: In which a magician (second class) takes part in a Christmas pantomime, which turns out to be more successful than he could ever have guessed
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Section 23: In which a magician (second class) puts things, people and good sense back where they belong and generally tidies up
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Section 24: In which a magician (second class) waits up on Christmas Eve for a very special visitor. Oh, who am I kidding, you know: Father Christmas
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Ending Credits
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