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Opening Credits
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Preface
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Prologue
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Rule 1 - Change is Hard
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Rule 2 - Keep it Simple
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Rule 3 - Hard Work is Good Work
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Rule 4 - Starve The Monster
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Rule 5 - Never Work Past Insurable Hours
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Rule 6 - Awaken the Monster
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Rule 7 - Always Take the Garbage Out On Fridays
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Rule 8 - Have Firm Boundaries
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Rule 9 - Understand the Problem
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Rule 10 - Understand the Problem-solver
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Rule 11 - Don't Underestimate the Power of an Experiment
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Rule 12 - Don't Be Creepy
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Rule 13 - Sex is an Acceptable Distraction
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Rule 14 - Seek Advice When Necessary
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Rule 15 - Fake it 'Till You Make it
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Rule 16 - When in Doubt, Research
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Rule 17 - Nobody's Perfect, But Try Your Best
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Rule 18 - Forget the Fuck-ass Trout
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Rule 19 - Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures
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Rule 20 - Every Detective Needs an Assistant
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Rule 21 - Every Bird Deserves to Fly
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Rule 22 - Daddy Issues are No Excuse
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Rule 23 - Your Wife is Right, Even if She's Dead
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Rule 24 - Expect to Give and Receive the Truth
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Rule 25 - Misunderstandings Aren't Always Bad
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Rule 26 - Suppress the Monster
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Rule 27 - Don't Go to a Vampire on Human Night
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Rule 28 - Don't Forget to Feed Your Vampire
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Rule 29 - Tame the Monster
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Rule 30 - Always Take the Garbage Out, Even on Your Birthday
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Rule 31 - Have a Happy Birthday
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Rule 32 - Love isn't Enough
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Rule 33 - Get Some Perspective
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Rule 34 - Unmask the Monster
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Rule 35 - Blood is Thicker Than Venom
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Rule 36 - Mess is the Residue of Life
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Rule 37 - Love is a Dance
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Rule 38 - Stop and Smell the Flowers
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One Month Later
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Epilogue
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Ending Credits
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