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Opening Credits
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Content Guide
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Dedication
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Chapter 1: If you don’t have your own emergency contact one will be assigned to you
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Chapter 2: Secret identities (are) for Dummies
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Chapter 3: What to Do When Your Crush Won't Stop Asking About You
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Chapter 4: A Pilot’s Field Guide to Romantic Self-Sabotage
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Chapter 5: What happens when you accidentally snort in front of a boy you like
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Chapter 6: Intelligence gathering under hostile questioning
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Chapter 7: Ray’s a BIG fan
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Chapter 8: Casual Snooping: A Professional Assessment
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Chapter 9: How to Apologize for Being an Idiot
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Chapter 10: The performance of the century, or at least the decade so far
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Chapter 11: How to Memorize Important Details Under Duress
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Chapter 12: Advanced Acting Techniques for the Romantically Impaired
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Chapter 13: Standard Operating Procedures for Workplace Integration
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Chapter 14: Five stars, would crash again
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Chapter 15: Golden boy
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Chapter 16: Emergency Protocols for When Your Heart Rate Exceeds Flight Parameters
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Chapter 17: Pre-approval by the under-ten demographic required
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Chapter 18: Good girl
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Chapter 19: The Chaos Machine has nothing on family traditions
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Chapter 20: Operational Status: Fifty-Fifty
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Chapter 21: I hate when Elena’s right
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Chapter 22: Peggy has some thoughts about my life choices
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Chapter 23: I might have messed up
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Chapter 24: I definitely messed up
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Chapter 25: Apex predator energy
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Chapter 26: Advanced Techniques in Delayed Gratification
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Chapter 27: Mission Status: This Could Work
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Chapter 28: It’s not running away if your boyfriend invited you
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Chapter 29: This is just a Monday
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Chapter 30: Apparently I have a modern cowboy fantasy
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Chapter 31: That look in his eyes means he’ll never get over his first love
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Chapter 32: She’s responsive
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Chapter 33: Elementary, my dear Nolan
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Chapter 34: The magic word isn't actually “please”
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Chapter 35: I definitely won
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Chapter 36: Competence under pressure
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Chapter 37: Trust exercise
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Chapter 38: A cozy one bedroom with no view
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Chapter 39: Insubordinate
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Chapter 40: Icarus
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Chapter 41: Cold brew and consequences
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Chapter 42: Trust fall
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Chapter 43: When in doubt, Google his therapist
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Chapter 44: Real World: Jackson Hole
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Chapter 45: Pulled apart
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Chapter 46: The Rancher's Guide to Analog Intelligence
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Chapter 47: Permission to exhale
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Chapter 48: Pass/Fail
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Chapter 49: I never needed the magic
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Chapter 50: We’re all good here
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Chapter 51: Baby, you’re a firework
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Chapter 52: Rising from the flames
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Epilogue 1: September 4
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Epilogue 2: About a year after my trajectory changed
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Ending Credits
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