
Greetings From Jamaica, Wish You Were Queer
Mari SanGiovanni
Warning: This book may make you laugh out loud in public. Unlucky at love Marie inherits a pile of money and takes her entire eccentric Italian family on vacation, before she plans to split to Hollywood to meet her favorite actress, then must dodge them all when the actress shows up at the same resort. Marie Santora's Italian family is a little crazy, but when Marie inherits her grandmother’s estate, they now have a million more reasons to act nuts. It soon becomes clear that the amount of money Marie needs to live comfortably will be decided by her family—if they don’t get enough of her money, she won’t live comfortably. Marie plans her escape. She’ll give her family a parting gift and then move to Hollywood to chase her dream of writing film scripts. But with millions at stake, it will take more than a free vacation to Jamaica to get the erratic Santora family to toe the line. And the timing couldn’t be worse when her hot pursuit changes from screenplay to foreplay. Now she has to stop her loud-mouthed clan from spilling her secrets as fast as they’re swilling Jamaican rum. Climb aboard this hilarious roller coaster ride where Marie is left wishing “out” was the new “in,” and where every lounge chair is a hot seat when the Santora family ventures this close to the equator. The island of Jamaica just may not be big enough.
Duration - 8h 55m.
Author - Mari SanGiovanni.
Narrator - Bren McElroy.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2007 Mari SanGiovanni ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Mari SanGiovanni
Bren McElroy
Greetings From Jamaica, Wish You Were Queer
Bywater Books
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Description:
Warning: This book may make you laugh out loud in public. Unlucky at love Marie inherits a pile of money and takes her entire eccentric Italian family on vacation, before she plans to split to Hollywood to meet her favorite actress, then must dodge them all when the actress shows up at the same resort. Marie Santora's Italian family is a little crazy, but when Marie inherits her grandmother’s estate, they now have a million more reasons to act nuts. It soon becomes clear that the amount of money Marie needs to live comfortably will be decided by her family—if they don’t get enough of her money, she won’t live comfortably. Marie plans her escape. She’ll give her family a parting gift and then move to Hollywood to chase her dream of writing film scripts. But with millions at stake, it will take more than a free vacation to Jamaica to get the erratic Santora family to toe the line. And the timing couldn’t be worse when her hot pursuit changes from screenplay to foreplay. Now she has to stop her loud-mouthed clan from spilling her secrets as fast as they’re swilling Jamaican rum. Climb aboard this hilarious roller coaster ride where Marie is left wishing “out” was the new “in,” and where every lounge chair is a hot seat when the Santora family ventures this close to the equator. The island of Jamaica just may not be big enough. Duration - 8h 55m. Author - Mari SanGiovanni. Narrator - Bren McElroy. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2007 Mari SanGiovanni ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:58
Chapter 1: Dead Relations & Relationships
Duration:00:28:54
Chapter 2: Silly Stages Suspicious Siblings and Stealing Scraps
Duration:00:22:14
Chapter 3: Love Lessons from Romey & Juliet
Duration:00:33:50
Chapter 4: Revenge of the Dead Grandmother
Duration:00:27:30
Chapter 5: Avoiding Beanbags While Redecorating
Duration:00:10:40
Chapter 6: H.I.L.S. Homesick-Italian-Lesbian-Stalker-Seeks-Actress
Duration:00:27:06
Chapter 7: A Battle of Wills
Duration:00:20:46
Chapter 8: The Accidental Tourist
Duration:00:18:52
Chapter 9: The Stalker, the Actress, & the Meatball
Duration:00:26:24
Chapter 10: Staying Awake To Find It
Duration:00:18:02
Chapter 11: From Coffee To Merlot
Duration:00:20:58
Chapter 12: Dinner For Twos
Duration:00:28:24
Chapter 13: Fig Newton’s Law
Duration:00:31:24
Chapter 14: Running Out of Fingers
Duration:00:15:02
Chapter 15: For A Good Time Dial 1-900-Closet Case
Duration:00:41:10
Chapter 16: A Picture is Worth a Thousand Worms
Duration:00:17:10
Chapter 17: Ellen-Shaped Ice Sculptures
Duration:00:17:22
Chapter 18: Thy Will Be Done
Duration:00:19:26
Chapter 19: See What Happens When You Ignore Your Mother
Duration:00:28:54
Chapter 20: Even Naked Mole Rats Come Out Once In A While
Duration:00:20:18
Chapter 21: Even Bridesmaids Bring the Blues
Duration:00:19:36
Chapter 22: Tequila Bad
Duration:00:19:14
Chapter 23: Wedding Gay
Duration:00:17:32
Epilogue: Don’t Ask, Do Yell
Duration:00:03:16
Closing Credits
Duration:00:00:35