Hexed Up

Audiobook edition, narrated in duet human narration by Frankie Porter & Todd Roddington. Why is it that when things finally go right, the universe sends you a great big Hex You? My not-quite-technically-legal potion business is booming. I’ve paid off (most of) my credit cards. I can finally afford to eat more than toast. ​ All thanks to my newest creation: a love potion that guarantees instant attraction and long-term happily-ever-afters. ​ So naturally, the universe smites me. ​ One kitchen mishap later, a batch of love potion explodes, and my next-door neighbour, (American banker, immaculate shirts, permanently unimpressed), is standing in my doorway with puppy-dog eyes declaring undying love. ​ Which would be less of a problem if he weren’t ridiculously hot – and if he hadn’t spent the last eighteen months glowering at me like I’d personally cursed his morning coffee. ​ Now he insists we can’t be apart. He’s following me around my flat like a lovesick shadow, flirting like it’s a full-time job, and “proving” his devotion with heartfelt confessions and dangerously seductive smiles. ​ Trouble is brewing, and not just in my cauldron. If the wrong person finds out what I’m selling, I’m finished. ​ So I need to brew the antidote – fast. ​ Before I convince myself this is all real. ​ Before he persuades me he truly does love me. ​ And before I fall head-over-heels for the man across the hall. ​ Merlin's toenails. I've really hexed it up this time. Duration - 8h 51m. Author - Hannah Haze. Narrator - Frankie Porter. Published Date - Sunday, 04 January 2026.