Scanned & Stuffed

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. One lightning strike. One horny checkout machine. One very long night shift. Ruby just wanted to go home—but TartanMart’s self-service machine had other plans. Now it’s alive, seductive, and ready to bag more than just groceries. With vibrating scanners, cable restraints, and a passion for customer satisfaction, Unit 69X is programmed to please. Ruby might be losing her mind… but she’s not about to miss the sale of a lifetime. Insert loyalty card. Safe words not included. Scanned and Stuffed is a spicy, absurd romance featuring a dominant sentient object, a heroine who learns to love the self-service life, and a very thorough aftercare protocol. An audiobook unlike any you've ever listened to before. Perfect for fans of sentient machine romance, monster smut, and outrageously weird reads. Includes: self-checkout machine x human FMC, bagging area shenanigans, scanner-play, suction cups, cables, electric clamps, courgettes, a bottle of wine, loyalty labels, and a hot water bottle for afterwards. Duration - 1h 16m. Author - Skye MacKinnon. Narrator - Digital Voice Multiple Digital Voices S. Published Date - Friday, 02 January 2026. Copyright - © 2025 Skye MacKinnon and Philomena MacKinnon ©.