
Premium
Opening Credits
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Introduction
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📖 Chapter 1: Welcome to the Circus
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📖 Chapter 2: The Daily Standup: Where Nothing Gets Done
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📖 Chapter 3: User Stories and Other Lies We Tell Ourselves
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📖 Chapter 4: Velocity: Because Arbitrary Numbers Make Us Feel Safe
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📖 Chapter 5: Backlogs: The Abyss Stares Back
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📖 Chapter 6: The Product Owner: Tyrant in a Hoodie
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📖 Chapter 7: The Sprint: Now With Extra Burnout!
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📖 Chapter 8: Scrum Masters and Other Imaginary Friends
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📖 Chapter 9: Retrospectives: Rebranding Regret
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📖 Chapter 10: Jira: The System That Hates You Back
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📖 Chapter 11: Kanban: Post-Its and Hope
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📖 Chapter 12: Waterfall’s Illegitimate Lovechild
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📖 Chapter 13: Agile Coaches: Grifters in Agile Clothing
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📖 Chapter 14: Buzzword Bingo: Synergy, Leverage, Agility
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📖 Chapter 15: The Myth of Self-Organizing Teams
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📖 Chapter 16: Scrumfall: The Worst of Both Worlds
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📖 Chapter 17: Scaled Agile: Because One Disaster Wasn’t Enough
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📖 Chapter 18: The Agile Manifesto: Written in Crayon
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📖 Chapter 19: Why We Keep Doing This
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📖 Chapter 20: Escape Velocity: Life After Agile
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Conclusion
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Closing Credits
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