Bound to End Badly
R. L. Tiochta
Dating is hard enough at the best of times. It’s near impossible when there’s a serial killer on the loose—particularly when you keep waking up in unfamiliar places with no clue how you got there—and a recently acquired fondness for all-black outfits and matching leather gloves.
Pete Walker is hoping for Romeo and Juliet levels of passion but keeps getting Shrek and Donkey instead. There’s Penny, an uninhibited fitness fanatic. Miranda, who takes her cats very seriously. And Lila—intriguing and mysterious, with a worrying penchant for car theft.
As the body count rises and Pete’s blackouts get worse, he starts to wonder: at what point does bad dating become a police matter?
A wickedly dark comedy filled with adult humour, questionable dating choices, and a whole lot of laughs.
Fast-paced and funny - ★★★★★
I couldn't put it down - ★★★★★
Dark yet hilarious - ★★★★★
Narrated by the fantastic TV & stage actress Sarah Kempton.
The Audiobook Review - ★★★★★ - a superb example of a dark romantic comedy.
Duration - 7h 35m.
Author - R. L. Tiochta.
Narrator - Sarah Kempton.
Published Date - Wednesday, 24 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2021 R. L. Tiochta ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Dating is hard enough at the best of times. It’s near impossible when there’s a serial killer on the loose—particularly when you keep waking up in unfamiliar places with no clue how you got there—and a recently acquired fondness for all-black outfits and matching leather gloves. Pete Walker is hoping for Romeo and Juliet levels of passion but keeps getting Shrek and Donkey instead. There’s Penny, an uninhibited fitness fanatic. Miranda, who takes her cats very seriously. And Lila—intriguing and mysterious, with a worrying penchant for car theft. As the body count rises and Pete’s blackouts get worse, he starts to wonder: at what point does bad dating become a police matter? A wickedly dark comedy filled with adult humour, questionable dating choices, and a whole lot of laughs. Fast-paced and funny - ★★★★★ I couldn't put it down - ★★★★★ Dark yet hilarious - ★★★★★ Narrated by the fantastic TV & stage actress Sarah Kempton. The Audiobook Review - ★★★★★ - a superb example of a dark romantic comedy. Duration - 7h 35m. Author - R. L. Tiochta. Narrator - Sarah Kempton. Published Date - Wednesday, 24 January 2024. Copyright - © 2021 R. L. Tiochta ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:11
Chapter 1: 19 Crimes
Duration:00:46:44
Chapter 2: Dry October
Duration:00:13:08
Chapter 3: O2 is Rubbish
Duration:00:25:58
Chapter 4: Neighbourhood Watch
Duration:00:18:00
Chapter 5: Fortress of Solitude
Duration:00:06:08
Chapter 6: Inferiority Complex
Duration:00:15:44
Chapter 7: Rookie Mistake
Duration:00:16:26
Chapter 8: Obsessional Love
Duration:00:13:47
Chapter 9: It's Your Lucky Night
Duration:00:13:50
Chapter 10: Nothing to Declare
Duration:00:09:38
Chapter 11: Dungeons & Dragons
Duration:00:20:48
Chapter 12: Don't Mention 5g
Duration:00:24:07
Chapter 13: Depressing in the Daytime
Duration:00:11:25
Chapter 14: Christmas in November
Duration:00:39:01
Chapter 15: Bambi's Mum
Duration:00:34:17
Chapter 16: Vow of Celibacy
Duration:00:20:28
Chapter 17: I'm Not An Animal
Duration:00:25:55
Chapter 18: Japanese Car Week
Duration:00:14:46
Chapter 19: Utility Belt
Duration:00:13:12
Chapter 20: Four Poster Bed
Duration:00:08:37
Chapter 21: Broken Mirror
Duration:00:07:43
Chapter 22: 5 Years Ago - London
Duration:00:09:52
Chapter 23: One Year Ago
Duration:00:17:45
Chapter 24: Reality Check
Duration:00:19:55
Chapter 25: One Month Later
Duration:00:07:25
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:18