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Opening Credits
1/21/2023
A Note From The Editor
1/21/2023
Who Is Johnny Two Kebabs?
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Prologue
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Chapter 1: The Right Honourable Member For Finchley
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Chapter 2: The Mullet King
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Chapter 3: Both Partners Lying Horizontally With The Man On Top
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Chapter 4: The Best Things In Life Happen When You Least Expect It
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Chapter 5: Cutting The Head Off The Snake
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Chapter 6: An Orgy Of Muscles And Tats
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Chapter 7: Ooh Arring Turnip-Eating Bumpkins
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Chapter 8: He Had Allegedly Left A 'Service' She Had Provided For Him Unpaid
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Chapter 9: Yes, It Probably Perforated His Heart Or At The Least The Aorta
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Chapter 10: They Cows Need A Milkin'
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Chapter 11: It Must Have Been A Foreigner
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Chapter 12: He Would Have Relished The Thought Of Being Involved In A 'Justified' Assassination
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Chapter 13: Schadenfreude
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Chapter 14: Where’s The Cash?
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Chapter 15: The Republic Of Cornwall
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Chapter 16: She Was Locked In An Embrace With Her 'Ravisher'
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Chapter 17: The Bumpkin’s Delight
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Chapter 18: The Austrian Psycho-Boy Was Probably Up To His Neck In It Too
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Chapter 19: It Was Emitting An Odour Similar To That Of Pigs' Faeces
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Chapter 20: Godless Hell-Hole Like 'Birmingham' Or 'Manchester'
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Ending Credits
1/21/2023