
Premium
Opening Credits
1/21/2023
A Note From The Editor
1/21/2023
Who Is Johnny Two Kebabs?
1/21/2023
Prologue
1/21/2023
Chapter 1: The Right Honourable Member For Finchley
1/21/2023
Chapter 2: The Mullet King
1/21/2023
Chapter 3: Both Partners Lying Horizontally With The Man On Top
1/21/2023
Chapter 4: The Best Things In Life Happen When You Least Expect It
1/21/2023
Chapter 5: Cutting The Head Off The Snake
1/21/2023
Chapter 6: An Orgy Of Muscles And Tats
1/21/2023
Chapter 7: Ooh Arring Turnip-Eating Bumpkins
1/21/2023
Chapter 8: He Had Allegedly Left A 'Service' She Had Provided For Him Unpaid
1/21/2023
Chapter 9: Yes, It Probably Perforated His Heart Or At The Least The Aorta
1/21/2023
Chapter 10: They Cows Need A Milkin'
1/21/2023
Chapter 11: It Must Have Been A Foreigner
1/21/2023
Chapter 12: He Would Have Relished The Thought Of Being Involved In A 'Justified' Assassination
1/21/2023
Chapter 13: Schadenfreude
1/21/2023
Chapter 14: Where’s The Cash?
1/21/2023
Chapter 15: The Republic Of Cornwall
1/21/2023
Chapter 16: She Was Locked In An Embrace With Her 'Ravisher'
1/21/2023
Chapter 17: The Bumpkin’s Delight
1/21/2023
Chapter 18: The Austrian Psycho-Boy Was Probably Up To His Neck In It Too
1/21/2023
Chapter 19: It Was Emitting An Odour Similar To That Of Pigs' Faeces
1/21/2023
Chapter 20: Godless Hell-Hole Like 'Birmingham' Or 'Manchester'
1/21/2023
Ending Credits
1/21/2023