The Profit Muhammad

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United States

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This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Get ready to puke your soul out and cash in your chakras, because The Profit Muhamed is here to flip spirituality on its head and slap a price tag on enlightenment. Johann Bachmann unleashes a fever dream so wild it'll make your grandma's prayer circle look like a pyramid scheme—and trust me, this one's got better ROI. This ain't your dusty Bible study or some crunchy yoga retreat bullshit; it's a cosmic rollercoaster of ayahuasca-soaked satire, divine dick-measuring contests, and a fart cloud in Armani that'll have you laughing so hard you'll need a designer vomit bag (SoulExpanse™-branded, naturally). Meet Muhammad—part prophet, part profit-chasing grifter, all spiritual entrepreneur with a hard-on for scalable salvation. He's not here to save your soul; he's here to sell it back to you with a subscription plan and a free tote bag. After one fateful sip of jungle juice at a bougie retreat, Muhammad's mundane guru gig explodes into a hallucinatory quest through the jungles of cynicism and the boardrooms of the afterlife. Guided by a talking Fart Cloud™ with a PowerPoint fetish, he's got one mission: turn the sacred into a cash cow and trademark every goddamn miracle along the way. Don't wait for divine intervention—this shit's trending now. Snag The Profit Muhamed and join the revolution where salvation's a subscription, hope's a hashtag, and the only sin is missing out on the merch drop. Your spiritual empire starts here—first sin's free, but the upsell's a bitch. Duration - 6h 58m. Author - Johann Bachmann. Narrator - Digital Voice finn E. Published Date - Wednesday, 08 January 2025. Copyright - © 2025 Johann Bachmann ©.

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English