The Profit Muhammad

Johann Bachmann

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Get ready to puke your soul out and cash in your chakras, because The Profit Muhamed is here to flip spirituality on its head and slap a price tag on enlightenment. Johann Bachmann unleashes a fever...

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Opening credits

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Foreword

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Preface and Acknowledgments

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Prologue

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Introduction

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Chapter 1 The First Sip

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Chapter 2 Jesus Christ – The Rebranded Messiah

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Chapter 3 Moses – The Legalistic Lawgiver

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Chapter 4 Krishna – The Charismatic Flirt God

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Chapter 5 Buddha – The Enlightened Bro

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Chapter 6 Ron Hubbard – The Sci-Fi Prophet

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Chapter 7 Joseph Smith – The Charming Treasure Hunter

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Chapter 8 Jehovah’s Witnesses – The Door-Knocking Minimalists

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Chapter 9 Pope Pius Mega III – The Holiness Bureaucrat

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Chapter 10 Pastor Chad – The MegaChurch Grifter

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Chapter 11 Richard Dawkins – The Voice of Reason

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Chapter 12 The Profit Ascends

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Chapter 13 Conclusion

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Chapter 19 Epilogue

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Ending credits

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