
Premium
Opening Credits
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Introduction
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Section 1 the optimized disaster
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Chapter 1 the 14 step morning
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Chapter 2 the slack pocalypse
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Chapter 3 therapy speak & cold pizza
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Chapter 4 the delivery driver purgatory
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Chapter 5 the offboarding
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Section 2 the digital fallout
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Chapter 6 the co-living reality
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Chapter 7 the facebook marketplace gauntlet
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Chapter 8 customer support purgatory
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Chapter 9 the side hustle sinkhole
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Chapter 10 the targeted ad curse
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Section 3 the factory reset
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Chapter 11 the self checkout meltdown
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Chapter 12 you’re a meme now
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Chapter 13 the digital death
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Chapter 14 the analog awakening
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Chapter 15 factory settings
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The epilogue
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Author’s note
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About the author
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Ending Credits
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