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Opening Credits
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Author's note
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Chapter 1 Say My Name
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Chapter 2 The Distressing Things People Do for Distressed Wood
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Chapter 3 Please Leave a Message
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Chapter 4 The Sacred Art of Lesbian Juggling
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Chapter 5 Sacrilicious
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Chapter 6 Are You Sitting Comfortably
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Chapter 7 How to Win Friends and Infuriate People
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Chapter 8 Fraternising in the Workplace
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Chapter 9 Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless
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Chapter 10 Recreational Darts
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Chapter 11 Baby Names
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Chapter 12 No
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Chapter 13 Nobody Reads Any More
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Chapter 14 Congratulations If You Get the Reference
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Chapter 15 Clubbed to Death
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Chapter 16 Oh, Deccie, Oh, Deccie, Oh, Deccie!
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Chapter 17 Taking Out the Trash
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Chapter 18 Pandamonium
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Chapter 19 Damage Assessment
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Chapter 20 The Traffic is Murder
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Chapter 21 Smithfield's Other Horse Market
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Chapter 22 They're Not Allowed to Print It if It Isn't True
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Chapter 23 Title Fight
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Chapter 24 Kubler Ross Remodelled
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Chapter 25 Trying Times and Victimless Crimes
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Chapter 26 Meat Meet
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Chapter 27 One Way or the Other He's Getting Screwed
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Chapter 28 Twenty First Century Rear Windowing
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Chapter 29 The View is Nice, the Fall is Not
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Chapter 30 Three and a Half People
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Chapter 31 Inevitable Gorillas
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Chapter 32 It's the Quiet Ones You Have to Watch
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Chapter 33 Endangered Species
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Chapter 34 The KLF
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Chapter 35 Fallen Heroes
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Chapter 36 Dented Hopes
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Chapter 37 Penguins to the Slaughter
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Chapter 38 It's a Lot Easier to Get Down Than to Get Up
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Chapter 39 The Golden Boy
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Chapter 40 Equidistant Triangles, Fucknugget
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Chapter 41 Bus Lane Diplomacy
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Chapter 42 La Reveal Magnifico (This is a Dan Hanzus Shoutout)
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Chapter 43 An Eerie Silence
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Chapter 44 Surprise!
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Chapter 45 The Traffic Really is Murder
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Chapter 46 Told You It Really is the Quiet Ones You Have to Watch
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Chapter 47 A Bad Day to Die
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Chapter 48 Fraternisation with the Criminally Insane
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Chapter 49 Ah, Might As Well Jump
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Chapter 50 Partners in Crime
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Chapter 51 Dogged Determination
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Epilogue In Case You Were Wondering
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Ending Credits
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