Boars, Gore, and Swords

Trojan’s Horse. It’s been about 40 minutes for Helly R. and 3 years for us. Red & Ivan stand toe-to-toe in an elevator talking Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Woe's Hollow. It’s ORTBO time! Red & Ivan head to an empty national park in upstate New York to talk Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Who is Alive? A Game of Thrones crossover, a return to O&R, a mid 60s Lincoln continental, MERRIT WEAVER!!! What else can you ask from an episode. Red & Ivan crawl into a VW rabbit and head to Salt’s Neck to talk Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Goodbye, Mrs. Selvig. We’ve seen how the workies have been making out after the Overtime Contingency Rebellion, it’s time to see what their outies have been up to. Red, Ivan and a giant Icelandic guy head to the elevator to sort their emotions about Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Hello, Ms. Cobel. After a brief (checks notes) 2.5 year hiatus, Severance is back!!! We pick up the story 5? Months later and Red & Ivan run right into Bob Balaban’s frail and pedantic arms. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

This Could Be a Real Adventure. Finally, a Star Wars for children. If you’ve been looking for a Star Wars crossed with Stranger Things you can show to your indifferent children, boy have we got the program for you! Baby Yoda puts on some TV on the Radio as Red & Ivan head to the Space Suburbs to watch Disney+’s Skeleton Crew. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

The Engineer. Juliette is back and she’s got a mysterious new hole to investigate. In an episode with a lot of platforming but not a lot of dialogue, a series of questions are answered, such as: can Juliette build a bridge? Will she learn to double jump?? Red & Ivan head back to the bunker to talk Apple TV’s Silo. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

The Collywobbles & The Tourmaline Necklace. When James Gunn took over DC he knew exactly what he wanted to do: make The Suicide Squad again except animated. Red & Ivan hop on the first flight to Pokolistan to talk Max’s Creature Commandos. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

The Cause. Time to return to Northern Ireland, this time for Irish history instead of Westerosi. Red & Ivan ditch their weapons in a piano, grab a sneaky smoke, and talk Hulu’s Say Nothing. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

The Hidden Hand. Sure it happened 10,000 years before Paul and Duncan came around, but can Mark Strong and Olivia Coleman make up for it? Red & Ivan snort some Spice and head to HBO (sans Max) for Dune: Prophecy. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Dancing and Fighting. What happens when one of the worst shows per dollar ever discussed on this podcast comes out with a prequel? Red & Ivan step into the year 2000 to discuss Prime Video’s newest entry into the Citadel Cinematic Universe, Honey Bunny. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Sorry for Your Loss. Fallout’s Ella Purnell is subjected to 1/10th the trauma as she was on fallout as Red & Ivan head across the pond to hear Purnell’s real English accent on Sky’s Sweetpea. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Pilot. KATHY BATES has decided to bless CBS with her presence and nobody with sense would question her. Red & Ivan work on their sharpest court room gasps as they discuss the 2024 reboot of Matlock. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Pilot. Finally someone gave this Ryan Murphy kid a chance at an original tv show. Red & Ivan heat up the Taquitos and head to the scene of the crime to talk FX’s Grotesquerie. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Circle Sewn With Fate Unlock Thy Hidden Gate. The MCU sheds its glossy exterior and gets back to what the people want: Saphic representation and tv parodies. Stand Up Comic, Late Night Writer, and Video Game Writer Alexandria Love returns with Red & Ivan as they head to Westview to figure out the cost of rent in Disney+’s Agatha All Along. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Seekest Thou the Road. The MCU sheds its glossy exterior and gets back to what the people want: Saphic representation and tv parodies. Red & Ivan head to Westview to figure out the cost of rent in Disney+’s Agatha All Along. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

After Hours. Finally a story that combines a fat suit, true New York accents, and a man getting run over by a school bus. Red & native Gothamite Ivan cosplay as two cool billionaires ready to do whatever is necessary to take down HBO Max’s The Penguin. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Daddy's Dyin', Who's Got the Will?. Finally a documentary with out such high minded ideas about “truth”. Red & Ivan grab some Turkey legs, dress up in their best lizard suits and head to Texas for HBO Max’s Ren Faire. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Rise or Die. It’s got Anthony Hopkins in it, how bad could it be? Red & Ivan put on their best Ancient Roman-American accents, hop on their totally real horses, and talk Peacock’s Those About to Die. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

To Me, My X-Men. With their t-shirts freshly torn off just above the navel, Red & Ivan hop in a Time Machine to a basketball court in 90s America to talk Disney+’s X-Men 97. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords