Boars, Gore, and Swords

The Six Million Dollar Man. When friend of the show Lisa Corrao said she had a new special to promote, Ivan & Red said let's talk about the most recent television show she enjoyed, and that's how they ended up talking about the 1973 television program The Six Million Dollar Man. Check out Lisa Corrao's new special, A Cute Crisis, on Apple TV and Amazon Prime. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswords.bsky.socialfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Best of All Possible Worlds. Finally a cynical satire about checks notes Silicon Valley. A show as full of great performances as it is terrible parenting. Ivan & Red accidentally drink Ayahuasca and discuss their hot dads before talking AMC+'s The Audacity. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswords.bsky.socialfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Chapter 1: The Dark Revenge. If you hate the prequels and didn't watch clone wars, is there anything to enjoy in the latest animated Slop Wars drivel? Improbably, maybe! Ivan heads off with his laser sword to find Dave Filoni while Red relates to the droids for Disney+'s Star Wars: Maul – Shadow Lord. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswords.bsky.socialfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

36 Seconds. The boys hit the mean street of Oslo in a desperate effort to solve the city's first ever murder when all Scandinavian men look identical. Ivan heads off to find the cute drug dealer while Red tries to stop laughing every time someone says "Harry Hole" before reconvening to talk Netflix's Detective Hole. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswords.bsky.socialfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

The Northern Star. If there's one thing Matthew Murdoch and Red have in common it's that neither of them saw season 1. Red & Ivan hide behind some shipping containers to talk in an audio only format about Disney+'s Daredevil: Born Again. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswords.bsky.socialfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

The Strip. The boys take a winter trip back to New Vegas! Sponsored by Draft Queens. Red & Ivan hop on the back of Liberty Prime Alpha as he shouts about Pain Spiders for Prime Video's Fallout. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswords.bsky.socialfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Bridge of Time, Part One. We come to this place… for MURDER. Nicole Kidman, Jamie Lee Curtis, and the Cannavale family head to Prime Video to get paid. Red & Ivan head back to Ye Olde Nineteen Ninety-Eight to talk the Patricia Cornwell adaptation Scarpetta. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

The Case of the Missing Scrolls. Finally we find out what happens when Guy Ritchie creates a Sherlock movie! For the first time!! Red & Ivan ride their penny-farthings to make some premature deductions about Prime Video's Young Sherlock. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Matinee. Dunk & Egg are off on the road and so writer, comic, and caped crusader Alexandria Love returns! Alex, Red & Ivan head to a Hollywood audition full of people who look exactly like them to talk Disney+'s Wonder Man. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

The Morrow. Railroad's Tales of Dunk and Egg is the best thing he's ever written in the ASOIAF universe, and the long overdue adaptation has finally made it to television. Red & Ivan smack the fleas out of their clothes and head to the Inn at the Crossroads to talk HBO's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Dunk and Egg theme by Daniel Preston AKA Wesley Thunder Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

In the Name of the Mother. Railroad's Tales of Dunk and Egg is the best thing he's ever written in the ASOIAF universe, and the long overdue adaptation has finally made it to television. Red & Ivan smack the fleas out of their clothes and head to the Inn at the Crossroads to talk HBO's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Dunk and Egg theme by Daniel Preston AKA Wesley Thunder Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Seven. Railroad's Tales of Dunk and Egg is the best thing he's ever written in the ASOIAF universe, and the long overdue adaptation has finally made it to television. Red & Ivan smack the fleas out of their clothes and head to the Inn at the Crossroads to talk HBO's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Dunk and Egg theme by Daniel Preston AKA Wesley Thunder Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

The Squire. Railroad's Tales of Dunk and Egg is the best thing he's ever written in the ASOIAF universe, and the long overdue adaptation has finally made it to television. Red & Ivan smack the fleas out of their clothes and head to the Inn at the Crossroads to talk HBO's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Dunk and Egg theme by Daniel Preston AKA Wesley Thunder Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Hard Salt Beef. Railroad's Tales of Dunk and Egg is the best thing he's ever written in the ASOIAF universe, and the long overdue adaptation has finally made it to television. Red & Ivan smack the fleas out of their clothes and head to the Inn at the Crossroads to talk HBO's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Dunk and Egg theme by Daniel Preston AKA Wesley Thunder Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

The Hedge Knight. Railroad's Tales of Dunk and Egg is the best thing he's ever written in the ASOIAF universe, and the long overdue adaptation has finally made it to television. Red & Ivan smack the fleas out of their clothes and head to the Inn at the Crossroads to talk HBO's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Kids These Days. After an impossible number of false starts we've finally managed to get a live action Starfleet Academy. Red & Ivan pull on their redshirts and head to an airlock to discuss Paramount+s Star Trek: Starfleey Academy. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Rookies. The hottest show of the year came out the day after American Thanksgiving and almost 6 weeks after Canadian Thanksgiving. And who better to discuss the intersection of professional hockey and sex between men? Red & Ivan strap on their *checks notes* skates and immediately fall on the ice where they remain to discuss HBO Max's Heated Rivalry. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

The Innovator. Season One came out April of 2024 so Fallout just barely beats the "every two years" allegations by getting Season 2 out just before the new year. Red & Ivan emerge from their executive cryo chambers to talk Prime Video's Fallout. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

La Chica o El Mundo. Writer Vince Gilligan wrote several dozen episodes of The X-Files and several of its spin-offs and then vanished for 25 years, producing no other works. Now he's back doing the only thing he's ever done: creating excellent speculative fiction. Red & Ivan join the hive mind and think about Apple TV's Pluribus. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords