Podcast Without Pretense

We review "Glitch." It's the movie that had Jonathan Strickland say, "This movie is not good. It's a rom-com with little romance and zero comedy." Special disappearance by Eric's cat.

So it's come to this. There was a murder. A movie. A manilla envelope. Or we talked about yet another awful move, maybe even "#Horror."

We talked about the first episode of "Fuller House," season 3. Wonder how we got to Beverly Crusher? So do we.

We reviewed "3-Headed Shark Attack." Why? Because we hate ourselves. Next up is "Fuller House" season three, episode one. Why? Because Iyaz hates Eric (for this week).

One of us endorses cults (sort of). Another creates a chimera of movies (sort of). And yet another endorses either or neither (sort of).

The best new podcast of 2017 is back with a bang. This episode was not brought to you by ReelGood.com, but it could have been.

Jonathan, Eric and Iyaz review "Death Race 2050," which is actually the second death racing movie they've covered in the history of PWP. After that, Jonathan devises a new challenge that either is brilliant or evil (or both).

Tonight's episode features the adjectiveless trio talking about all kinds of things including "Vampire Dog," "Transformers: The Last Knight" and bands. Plus, a bonus argument between Jonathan and Iyaz over "Beauty and the Beast!"

Jonathan and Iyaz review "Vampire Dog." Eric takes a powder.

In today's episode, we try to take on "Let's Be Evil." It's a sci-fi/horror-y kind of movie that has a lot of great concepts. The execution is a little less than great.

We reviewed "Maximum Ride," not to be confused with "Maximum Overdrive" or "Maximum Drive" (which may or may not be movies at all). If you like bird-related nomenclature, you'll love this movie. If you love movies, you will probably not love this movie. Either way, you will enjoy this episode because we watched this flocking thing so you don't have to.

Jonathan, Iyaz and Eric take on "Satanic." No, it has nothing to do with the "Titanic." However, the movie was quite lousy. Here's an alternate title to this episode for your amusement: "Jesus, take the wheel and find a gas station."

The trio take on "Welcome to the Jungle." It's not a good movie, it's not a bad movie -- it's a movie. Watch our episode over ever watching the movie. Seriously, there is almost no reason to watch "Welcome to the Jungle."

A low key episode that flies by like a piano falling out of a window.

Jonathan, Eric and Iyaz are back together for a ridiculous episode. Find out what Iyaz's punishment is for not watching "Hot Bot."

Eric and Jonathan discuss bad sex robot movies, Larry Miller's butt, Soylent progress and more.

Jonathan Strickland will not upgrade his 2400kbps modem, so he entrusted Eric and Iyaz to read out his copious notes on "Honey." The movie's star, Jessica Alba, has refused to talk to any of the hosts after their review. In all fairness, she refused to talk to them before, too.

This time, the guys say some of the most vile things you'll hear them say in a recording. We apologize in advance. We'll talk about Jessica Alba in "Honey" next episode.

Jonathan, Eric and Iyaz review "Kindergarten Cop 2" starring Dolph Lundgren. We said a lot of things about this movie. You will be more entertained by this episode than by watching the movie. We guarantee it.

Iyaz takes a break, Jonathan descends into killing crushes, and Eric has to catch 'em all, Pokemon that is. Plus, it's time to nominate Podcast Without Pretense for all the Streamy Awards. Or at least Best Podcast of 2014.