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Scouring the bowels of Redbox, Netflix, and Amazon Instant Video, the podcasting flushers of the Soiled Restroom Cinema bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute WORST Hollywood has to offer. They're here to flush it so you don't have to see it.

Scouring the bowels of Redbox, Netflix, and Amazon Instant Video, the podcasting flushers of the Soiled Restroom Cinema bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute WORST Hollywood has to offer. They're here to flush it so you don't have to see it.
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Scouring the bowels of Redbox, Netflix, and Amazon Instant Video, the podcasting flushers of the Soiled Restroom Cinema bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute WORST Hollywood has to offer. They're here to flush it so you don't have to see it.

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Episodes

SRC 202: Zoolander 2 (2016)

6/28/2018
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Blue Steel! When two former supermodels (Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson) are called back to the fashion world after a self imposed exile, they find themselves embroiled in the middle of an assassination plot. What follows are 101 minutes of clown car cameos, stale jokes, clueless performances, and Will Ferrell showing up and hour late into film to collect a quick paycheck. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guest this time out is Anthony Dynar, former co-host for...

Duration:00:44:38

SRC 201: Jurassic World (2015)

6/21/2018
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The Cinematic Flushers take on CGI dinosaurs! When a genetically modified dinosaur escapes from his enclosure, it's up to a dino wrangler (Chris Pratt) and the theme park's CEO (Bryce Dallas Howard) to stop it before it eats all the guests within the now fully operating park. What follows are 124 minutes of action figure acting, obvious villains, forehead slapping plot mechanics, and Howard trucking through the jungle in low heeled shoes like a velociraptor across a tiled floor. Here's...

Duration:00:52:50

SRC 200: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

6/14/2018
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The Cinematic Flushers go on a witch hunt! When two witch hunting siblings (Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton) encounter a grand witch (Famke Janssen) while protecting a small town, they uncover a dark secret to their past. What follows are 88 minutes of cosplay props, EVIL DEAD makeup effects, HOME ALONE styled blunt trauma, and Janssen unleashing her inner, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE? Here's the TRAILER. Our special guest this time out is veteran actress Maria Olsen, whose prolific...

Duration:00:51:59

SRC 199: The Week Of (2018)

5/17/2018
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the chicken dance! When a contractor (Adam Sandler) must coordinate the week of his older daughter's wedding, chaos ensues as family members and problems begin to pile up. What follows are 116 minute of stale racial humor, obvious practical gags, unfunny characters, and comedian Chris Rock looking visibly ill for most of the running time. Here's the TRAILER. Here's the ARTICLE about double amputee Jim Barone we mentioned on the show. Joining us as part of...

Duration:00:51:00

SRC 198: Transcendence (2014)

5/10/2018
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a cyber god! When a scientist (Johnny Depp) is fatally injured in a terrorist attack, his wife (Rebecca Hall) uploads his conscience into a computer. What follows are 119 minutes of hangover acting, LAWNMOWER MAN plot mechanics, clueless characters, and actress Kate Mara decked out like a trailer park day stripper. Here's the TRAILER. We love feedback! Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Duration:00:49:24

SRC 197: Just Friends (2005)

5/3/2018
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The Cinematic Flushers take on fat suits! When an LA womanizer (Ryan Reynolds) returns to his home town at Christmas, he must find a way to win over the love of his former best friend (Amy Smart). What follows are 96 minutes of body shaming humor, bad wigs, unlikable characters, and actress Anna Faris performing at a nosebleed inducing 11. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guest this time out is doctor Colleen Mullen, a San Diego based therapist and host of the Coaching Through Chaos...

Duration:00:50:02

SRC 196: Fantastic 4: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007)

4/26/2018
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The Cinematic Flushers take on lame superheroes! When the Silver Surfer (Laurence Fishburne) shows up on Earth as a harbinger for a planet eating cloud called Galactus, it's up to the Fantastic Four to stop him. What follows are 92 minutes of unfinished CGI, bad practical effects, boring action sequences, and Jessica Alba decked out like a living sex doll. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guest this time out is Dave from the Super Movie Bros. podcast. Here's the Hollywood Reporter story...

Duration:00:49:51

SRC 195: Baywatch (2017)

4/19/2018
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a riptide! When a ruthless business woman (Priyanka Chopra) wants to control all the real estate in a South California bay, it's up to Mitch Buchannon (Dwayne Johnson) and his team of lifeguards to stop her. What follows are 116 minutes of obvious source material references, lame penis gags, green screen actions scenes, and actor Zac Efron looking like a mannequin from a bro douche clothing store. Here's the TRAILER. Joining us as part of our extended...

Duration:00:53:48

SRC 194: Wish Upon (2017)

4/12/2018
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a Monkey's Paw! When a high school student (Joey King) discovers a Chinese wishpot found by her trash picking father (Ryan Phillippe), she begins making wishes to change her life, only to find they come with deadly consequences. What follows are 90 minutes of cheap looking props, day player deaths, PINK PANTHER acting, and actress Sherilyn Fenn desperate to make a mortgage payment. Here's the TRAILER. We love feedback! Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com...

Duration:00:50:02

SRC 193: The Emoji Movie (2017)

3/29/2018
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The Cinematic Flushers take on cell phone apps! When a multi faced emoji named Gene (T.J. Miller) accidentally send the wrong face to his owner's phone, he embarks on a journey of discovery to correct the problem. What follows are 86 minutes of stale jokes, embarrassing character voices, shameless product placement, and talk show host James Corden doing more upstaging than Miss Piggy on THE MUPPET SHOW. Here's the TRAILER. Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out...

Duration:00:50:41

SRC 192: The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)

3/22/2018
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It's NETFLIX N SHART! The Cinematic Flushers take on alternate dimensions! When a group of scientists aboard a space station unwittingly find themselves trapped in an alternate dimension while searching for a new source of energy for a dying Earth, they must find a way home and save their planet. What follows are 102 minutes of what-the-hell plot points, b-movie acting, shameless franchise branding, and actor Chris O'Dowd chasing his own severed arm around ala EVIL DEAD 2. Here's the...

Duration:00:51:01

SRC 191: Miss March (2009)

3/15/2018
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The Cinematic Flushers take on centerfolds! When a high school senior (Zach Cregger) awakens from a four year coma, he embarks on a cross country trip with his best friend (Trevor Moore) to meet his old girlfriend (Raquel Alessi) who has become a Playboy centerfold. What follows are 90 minutes of crude sexist jokes, poop humor, call in a favor cameos, and actor Craig Robinson as a rap star without a penis. Here's the TRAILER. We love feedback! Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with...

Duration:00:48:41

SRC 190: The Mummy (2017)

3/8/2018
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The Cinematic Flushers are back for 2018 and trying to find their mummies! When a military treasure hunter (Tom Cruise) unwittingly releases an ancient evil in the form of mummy Sofia Boutella, he spends the rest of the running time trying to escape her curse. What follows are 110 minutes of franchise building subplots, smart characters doing dumb things, uneven CGI effects, and actor Russell Crowe saddled with at least three films worth of exposition. Here's the TRAILER. Rejoining us...

Duration:00:51:58

SRC 189: Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)

12/21/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on puppet reindeer! When Santa Claus (David Huddleston) and his old lady freeze to death at the North Pole, they are taken in by a group of toy making elves and tasked with delivering toys to children worldwide. What follows are 107 minutes of rear screen projection flying effects, elven sweatshop, terrible child acting, and actor John Lithgow chewing more scenery than termites at a timber festival. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guests this time out are Low...

Duration:00:52:53

SRC 188: Surviving Christmas (2004)

12/14/2017
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JINGLE TURDS month continues! The Cinematic Flushers take on a holiday home invasion! When a wealthy ad man (Ben Affleck) visits his childhood home, he hires the family living there to keep him company for Christmas. What follows are 90 minutes of sitcom level plot twists, manic acting, obvious studio sets, and THE SOPRANOS James Gandolfini looking like he was held at gunpoint for the entire shoot. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guest this time out is Copper Yuenger from the Life Under...

Duration:00:48:49

SRC 187: Santa's Slay (2005)

12/7/2017
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JINGLE TURDS month continues! The Cinematic Flushers take on a Kool Aid Santa! When an evil version of the Claus legend (Bill Goldberg) returns to earth after a thousand years of giving joy, he proceeds to slaughter all the residents in a small Canadian town. It's up to a young boy (Douglas Smith) and his magical grandpa (Robert Culp) to stop him. What follows are 78 minutes of C cup boomies, lame practical effects, D list cameos, and pro wrestler Goldberg steamrolling through all of his...

Duration:00:49:59

SRC 186: Elves (1989)

11/30/2017
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It's JINGLE TURDS month! The Cinematic Flushers take on Nazi puppet elves! When a young woman (Julie Austin) accidentally unleashes an evil elf around the holidays, she must team up with an ex-cop (Dan Haggerty) in order to set things right. What follows are 91 minutes of bad acting, sexual assault, cat homicide, horrendous special effects, and actor Haggerty smoking enough cigarettes to put the Marlboro Man to shame. Here's the TRAILER. Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team...

Duration:00:50:56

SRC 185: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

11/23/2017
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Happy Turkey Day! The Cinematic Flushers take on parkour robbers! When an overweight security guard (Kevin James) finds himself trapped in a mall with a group of thieves on Black Friday, he attempts to take them out and impress the girl of his dreams (Jayma Mays). What follows are 91 minutes of lame fat jokes, painfully unfunny physical gags, radio station soundtrack, and Mays looking like she filmed all her scenes at gunpoint. Here's the TRAILER. Joining us as part of our extended...

Duration:00:49:51

SRC 184: Daredevil (2003)

11/16/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on superhero fetish cosplay! When a blind lawyer/vigilante (Ben Affleck) encounters a mysterious woman (Jennifer Garner), he finds himself at odds with a notorious crime lord (Michael Clarke Duncan). What follows are 103 minutes of wirework stunts, CGI doubles, BDSM costumes, and actor Colin Farrell decked out like a prison tattoo artist. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guest this time out is author, historian, and podcast host, Jay Sandlin. We love feedback!...

Duration:00:52:58

SRC 183: Max Payne (2008)

11/9/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on videogame angels! When a fallen cop (Mark Wahlberg) goes after the man who killed his wife and child, he uncovers a conspiracy involving an illegal government drug. What follows are 100 minutes of constipated acting, CGI snowfalls, green screen backgrounds, check your pulse pacing, and Mila Kunis trying to act tougher than a Bratz doll. Here's the TRAILER. We love feedback! Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future...

Duration:00:49:08