Sami Rants

A uniquely comedic and unscripted rant on why I love the friend zone. After 3 months older podcasts expire till I decide to take my podcast more serious and get a real podcast host subscription. If you wish to find old podcasts please visit my website at www.SamiPeculiar.com FOLLOW ME .:WEBSITE: https://samipeculiar.com .:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/sami.peculiar

A uniquely comedic and unscripted rant on why internet dating is horrible. After 3 months older podcasts expire till I decide to take my podcast more serious and get a real podcast host subscription. If you wish to find old podcasts please visit my website at www.SamiPeculiar.com FOLLOW ME .:WEBSITE: https://samipeculiar.com .:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/sami.peculiar

A uniquely comedic and unscripted rant on how I require mental stimulation to get turned on. “…Guys think that the way to get a girl turned on these days is by saying they have a nice big dick...” After 3 months older podcasts expire till I decide to take my podcast more serious and get a real podcast host subscription. If you wish to find old podcasts please visit my website at www.SamiPeculiar.com FOLLOW ME .:WEBSITE: https://samipeculiar.com .:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/sami.peculiar

A uniquely comedic and unscripted rant on my first kiss of sorts... "So I played the whole Julia Roberts Pretty Woman I don’t kiss on the mouth thing” After 3 months older podcasts expire till I decide to take my podcast more serious and get a real podcast host subscription. If you wish to find old podcasts please visit my website at www.SamiPeculiar.com FOLLOW ME .:WEBSITE: https://samipeculiar.com .:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/sami.peculiar

A uniquely comedic and unscripted rant on losing my virginity and why I talk about sex so much. After 3 months older podcasts expire till I decide to take my podcast more serious and get a real podcast host subscription. If you wish to find old podcasts please visit my website at www.SamiPeculiar.com FOLLOW ME .:WEBSITE: https://samipeculiar.com .:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/sami.peculiar

A uniquely comedic and unscripted rant on why I have not had sex in over 2 years and why I will continue to do so. " I started having sex very young and it was all bad... So I guess I don't have good memories and good experiences relating to sex... So I'm just not tempted or dying to have sex again… I mean I want to but I want it to be good like in the movies you know… I know that's like asking for a lot but I want that movie sex… Yeah I want the sex that comes with so much more than just {shitty} sex… " After 3 months older podcasts expire till I decide to take my podcast more serious and get a real podcast host subscription. If you wish to find old podcasts please visit my website at www.SamiPeculiar.com FOLLOW ME .:WEBSITE: https://samipeculiar.com .:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/sami.peculiar

A uniquely comedic and unscripted rant on why I choose to not use natural looking yet oh so unnatural filters on social media… After 3 months older podcasts expire till I decide to take my podcast more serious and get a real podcast host subscription. If you wish to find old podcasts please visit my website at www.SamiPeculiar.com FOLLOW ME .:WEBSITE: https://samipeculiar.com .:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/sami.peculiar

A uniquely comedic and unscripted rant on starting the new year off with a fever... After 3 months older podcasts expire till I decide to take my podcast more serious and get a real podcast host subscription. If you wish to find old podcasts please visit my website at www.SamiPeculiar.com FOLLOW ME .:WEBSITE: https://samipeculiar.com .:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/sami.peculiar

An unscripted and unique rant on New Year’s resolution and goal setting. After 3 months older podcasts expire till I decide to take my podcast more serious and get a real podcast host subscription. If you wish to find old podcasts please visit my website at www.SamiPeculiar.com FOLLOW ME .:WEBSITE: https://samipeculiar.com .:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/sami.peculiar

I’m trying to do the hustle and the grind on the side and nothings… you know… taking off like immediately… who would have fucking known!!?… like I’m just impatient…. All I keep thinking is I went from making “this” a day and now I’m only making “sometimes this”… But like also… in one fucking day… I made the most money I ever made…. I made enough to pay my rent next month… Like next week… I made enough to pay my rent next week…. visit SamiPeculiar.com for the full podcase transcript and...

I’ve been alone for so long, it’s just like normal to me And I think it’s funny when I hear people or see people that just like don’t know how to be alone or they are just so codependent its sad Like those people… I just feel like becoming Robin William’s in Jumanji You know, when he comes out of the jungle and is like ”what year is this?” I wanna be like “You don’t know lonely bitch” Like I’m over here, sitting in my fucking room looking at a poster with a bunch of fucking eyes...

So my uh… 20 year old… cute little co-worker… She was telling me how this one client was flirting with her and he’s older And I was like wait? what’s older? she says “like 38” I’m like oh… that’s just like… my age But I’m like also thinking like “NO bitch they don’t get better with age, they get more fucked up with age” They are so fucking damaged Don’t go older bitch, you need to go younger, you need to get em like… locked up… like right out of the womb you know and you need to train...

So… Working as the bottom of the barrel hairstylist at a chain salon…. for over a year now during a pandemic has been fucking shitty… Ya know… You’re getting people that are… like ass holes… they think they are entitled… they think they are something…cuz… just… the… yeah… {???} they think they are something… And they think they are going to like, a world famous barber… and they are gonna get the world famous fucking fade…and they are gonna… they are paying so much cuz its $19.50… Nineteen...

Episodes are deleted after 3 months to hear more visit SamiPeculiar.com or follow me on Instagram at @Sami.Peculiar . . . Dude… I just want to say…. I… don’t remember health insurance being…. this… like…. ridiculous…. to sign up for…. But then also…. I never signed up for health insurance…. In my life…. I had my parents health insurance till I was 26 and then they booted me off that shit… And then I was on the medical, welfare type health shit when I was really… you know… down…. and...

.... “So I’m so like depressed for and emotional right now” .... .... “Walking around” .... .... “I just had to take all my f****** clothes off from like work and the bad energy that they were holding” .... .... “I had to take all those f****** clothes off” .... .... “I’m just walking here looking a hot mess, in slippers” .... .... “Like who gives a f****, why am I telling you this, that’s not my f****** point” .... .... “My f****** point is that I just ?!?” .... .... “What are these...

.... “It’s interesting how I’m pretty sure Ihave a lot of PTSD” .... .... “Because of my personality type. . .” …. …. “I end up getting taken advantage of a lot” .... .... “Physically, emotionally, mentall” .... .... “You know and maybe all three at once sometimes” .... .... “But um I’ve developed a lot of PTSD from it” .... .... “And I see it in so many different aspects of life” .... .... “I’m always feeling like people's actions are taking advantage of me. . . Whether they know it...

…. “There are things I like and there are things I don’t like” …. …. “There are things I want and sometimes, these things I want are actually not in the long run what I want” …. …. “So um” …. …. “Recognize this” …. …. “And I know that everything really was worked out for me this far” …. …. “And I know it’s gonna continue to” …. …. “So I might as well just enjoy the god damn journey” …. …. “You know” …. …. “And stop trying to control the outcome” …. …. “ Because that’s when. . . Hey....

.... “So uh” .... .... “Sorry I’ve been a little MIA on the podcast” .... .... “Just uh. . . I don’t know. . . Trying to figure my life out” .... .... “Also . . . Uh. . . ” .... .... “Sometimes I have my cup that I drink my tea in and I clean it out in the shower while I clean myself” .... .... “I thought I wanted you guys to know that” .... .... “As I’m just showering and doing my dishes over here” ....

.... “I used to be on anti-anxiety medicine.. . “ .... .... “I was a little emo, angsty kid and uh, {laughs}” .... .... “I like scraped. . . You know I wouldn’t call it cutting” .... .... “I wrote some freakin note and put a little blood on it so that like my mom could think I was serious {laughs}” .... .... “I was just being a dramatic little b****” .... .... “So of course my mom takes me to some doctor and was like {she’s broken put some pills in her}” .... .... “So I started on...

.... “. . . Regular broadcasting tomorrow *maybe*. . . And sunny skies and positive vibes. . . Sending em your way” ....