
Not From Round Here
Bradley Chermside
Praise in Amazon Reviews for Not From Round Here:
★★★★★ "Very funny. We live in London but originate from Burnley so can relate to the differences."
★★★★★ "Tek it from me, it wer' a reet good'n! Cheered me up!"
★★★★★ "Thank you for making me laugh."
Professional Praise for Not From Round Here:
"Not From Round Here I laughed so much I got odd looks when I read it in public. I loved this book & wanted more! " - Suzy K. Quinn, million selling author of the 'Bad Mother' series.
From the Back Cover
“I stuck a hair dryer on me bunion to stretch me skin out. Didn’t bloomin’ work.”
So begins Brad’s uproarious new life as an Essex native who’s yanked from living his pipe dream in the Spanish sunshine to the grey and wet northwest of England.
In this comedy memoir, Brad is catapulted to a strange land in his homeland where complete strangers tell him about their bunions and insist on showing him the holes “they burned” in the crotch of their swimming trunks.
It’s a land of confusion where everything he thought true comes into question: bread rolls are now called, “barms"; tea is something you eat not drink; almond milk is unheard of because, “yer don't get teats on an almond, stupid!”
It’s a land where Brad is so cold that he’s wearing more coats than a nightclub cloakroom can handle while the locals casually stroll around in their beachwear.
Will fish out of water Brad sink or swim as he adapts to the culture shock of being a soft southerner up north?
One thing’s for sure, you’re in for a pant-pissing, rollercoaster ride of mishaps, mayhem, and meat pies.
So strap on your incontinence pads then scroll up to buy now!
Duration - 6h 42m.
Author - Bradley Chermside.
Narrator - Bradley Chermside.
Published Date - Tuesday, 23 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2024 Bradley Chermside ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Praise in Amazon Reviews for Not From Round Here: ★★★★★ "Very funny. We live in London but originate from Burnley so can relate to the differences." ★★★★★ "Tek it from me, it wer' a reet good'n! Cheered me up!" ★★★★★ "Thank you for making me laugh." Professional Praise for Not From Round Here: "Not From Round Here I laughed so much I got odd looks when I read it in public. I loved this book & wanted more! " - Suzy K. Quinn, million selling author of the 'Bad Mother' series. From the Back Cover “I stuck a hair dryer on me bunion to stretch me skin out. Didn’t bloomin’ work.” So begins Brad’s uproarious new life as an Essex native who’s yanked from living his pipe dream in the Spanish sunshine to the grey and wet northwest of England. In this comedy memoir, Brad is catapulted to a strange land in his homeland where complete strangers tell him about their bunions and insist on showing him the holes “they burned” in the crotch of their swimming trunks. It’s a land of confusion where everything he thought true comes into question: bread rolls are now called, “barms"; tea is something you eat not drink; almond milk is unheard of because, “yer don't get teats on an almond, stupid!” It’s a land where Brad is so cold that he’s wearing more coats than a nightclub cloakroom can handle while the locals casually stroll around in their beachwear. Will fish out of water Brad sink or swim as he adapts to the culture shock of being a soft southerner up north? One thing’s for sure, you’re in for a pant-pissing, rollercoaster ride of mishaps, mayhem, and meat pies. So strap on your incontinence pads then scroll up to buy now! Duration - 6h 42m. Author - Bradley Chermside. Narrator - Bradley Chermside. Published Date - Tuesday, 23 January 2024. Copyright - © 2024 Bradley Chermside ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:18
Chapter 1: Stranger Danger
Duration:00:11:27
Chapter 2: Getting Butter All the Time
Duration:00:09:17
Chapter 3: Rasher Decision
Duration:00:14:19
Chapter 4: Saucy Sauce
Duration:00:11:49
Chapter 5: Bunion Beryl
Duration:00:13:12
Chapter 6: Trolley Dolly
Duration:00:14:33
Chapter 7: I Short You Not
Duration:00:14:49
Chapter 8: Eau de Toilet
Duration:00:08:38
Chapter 9: Much Ado About Something
Duration:00:14:09
Chapter 10: Tail Wind
Duration:00:14:09
Chapter 11: Cold Pie, Warm Pasty
Duration:00:10:11
Chapter 12: Royal Flush
Duration:00:08:28
Chapter 13: Farewell So Long
Duration:00:18:46
Chapter 14: Storming It
Duration:00:12:22
Chapter 15: Fe-bra-rary
Duration:00:13:30
Chapter 16: Clubbing
Duration:00:13:02
Chapter 17: Pie Witness
Duration:00:09:48
Chapter 18: Coin Tosser
Duration:00:12:35
Chapter 19: Touched by the Wind
Duration:00:20:22
Chapter 20: Risky Business
Duration:00:14:20
Chapter 21: Hat Trick
Duration:00:09:51
Chapter 22: Two Upmanship
Duration:00:13:42
Chapter 23: Bad Omen
Duration:00:13:35
Chapter 24: Rat Man
Duration:00:15:06
Chapter 25: Grab-a-Cab
Duration:00:18:03
Chapter 26: Can't Bop, Won't Bop
Duration:00:17:38
Chapter 27: The Two Ronnies
Duration:00:22:29
Chapter 28: Happy Humping Ground
Duration:00:12:22
Chapter 29: Batman and Robin
Duration:00:18:57
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:38