Premium
Opening Credits
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Preface
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Introduction
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Chapter 1: Alabama — Where Dogs Ride in Trucks More Than Seatbelts
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Chapter 2: Alaska — Where Sled Dogs Work Harder Than Most Interns
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Chapter 3: Arizona — Where Dogs Have Their Own Sunscreen
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Chapter 4: Arkansas — Where Hound Dogs Are Practically State Officials
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Chapter 5: California — Where Dogs Surf Better Than You Swim
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Chapter 6: Colorado — Where Dogs Hike 14ers (and You Struggle with the Stairs)
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Chapter 7: Connecticut — Where Dogs Attend More Social Events Than You
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Chapter 8: Delaware — Where Every Dog Has a Beach House
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Chapter 9: Florida — Where Dogs Have Retirement Plans Too
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Chapter 10: Georgia — Where Southern Hospitality Starts with the Dog
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Chapter 11: Hawaii — Where Dogs Wear Leis and Live Like Celebrities
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Chapter 12: Idaho — Where Dogs Outnumber People in Pickup Trucks
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Chapter 13: Illinois — Where Dogs Dress Better Than You in the Winter
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Chapter 14: Indiana — Where Dogs Have More Backyard Space Than Renters
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Chapter 15: Iowa — Where Farm Dogs Run the Show
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Chapter 16: Kansas — Where Dogs and Tornadoes Have Evacuation Plans
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Chapter 17: Kentucky — Where Even the Dogs Love Horse Racing
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Chapter 18: Louisiana — Where Dogs Eat Better Than You at Mardi Gras
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Chapter 19: Maine — Where Dogs Wear Flannel and Boots
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Chapter 20: Maryland — Where Dogs Crab More Than Tourists
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Chapter 21: Massachusetts — Where Dogs Have Ivy League Swag
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Chapter 22: Michigan — Where Dogs Have Lakefront Cottages
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Chapter 23: Minnesota — Where Dogs Ice Fish Too (In Matching Coats)
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Chapter 24: Mississippi — Where Porch Dogs Have More Chill Than You
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Chapter 25: Missouri — Where Every Dog Has a Hunting Story
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Chapter 26: Montana — Where Dogs Roam Freer Than WiFi
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Chapter 27: Nebraska — Where Dogs Get Corn-Fed Too
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Chapter 28: Nevada — Where Dogs Are Treated Like High Rollers
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Chapter 29: New Hampshire — Where Dogs Are Basically Libertarians
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Chapter 30: New Jersey — Where Dogs Have Jersey Attitude (and Outfits)
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Chapter 31: New Mexico — Where Dogs Do Yoga Under the Desert Sky
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Chapter 32: New York — Where Dogs Poop in Private But You Don’t Get Rent Control
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Chapter 33: North Carolina — Where Dogs Have BBQ Preferences
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Chapter 34: North Dakota — Where Dogs Handle Snow Better Than You
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Chapter 35: Ohio — Where Dogs Vote More Often Than You (In Costume Contests)
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Chapter 36: Oklahoma — Where Dogs Herd Cattle and Feel Important
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Chapter 37: Oregon — Where Dogs Eat Organic Before You Do
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Chapter 38: Pennsylvania — Where Dogs Join the Amish Parade
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Chapter 39: Rhode Island — Where Dogs Own Yachts (Well, Kind Of)
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Chapter 40: South Carolina — Where Dogs Golf More Than You
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Chapter 41: South Dakota — Where Dogs Have Better Hats Than Tourists
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Chapter 42: Tennessee — Where Dogs Know How to Two-Step
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Chapter 43: Texas — Where Dogs Wear Boots and Ride Shotgun
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Chapter 44: Utah — Where Dogs Go on More Family Trips Than Cousins
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Chapter 45: Vermont — Where Dogs Are Raised with Maple Syrup and Manners
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Chapter 46: Virginia — Where Dogs Are for Lovers Too
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Chapter 47: Washington — Where Dogs Camp, Hike, and Own Raincoats
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Chapter 48: West Virginia — Where Dogs Know Every Trail by Name
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Chapter 49: Wisconsin — Where Dogs Eat Cheese Curds (and You Should Worry)
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Chapter 50: Wyoming — Where Dogs Are Basically Deputies
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Chapter 51: Washington, D.C. — Where Dogs Have Security Clearance but You Don’t
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Conclusion — The Tail End of It All
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Bonus: Top States to Be a Dog (Totally Biased Ranking)
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About the Author
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Ending Credits
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