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Before our serendipitous meeting in school car line hell a decade ago we SoFla rubias and accidental autism moms had no idea we were living parallel vidas locas. Together, we’re kicking butt and taking names with a little help from sunshine, wine, and #framily time. Does our bleach weaken our wit? Over our tanned bodies!

Before our serendipitous meeting in school car line hell a decade ago we SoFla rubias and accidental autism moms had no idea we were living parallel vidas locas. Together, we’re kicking butt and taking names with a little help from sunshine, wine, and #framily time. Does our bleach weaken our wit? Over our tanned bodies!
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Miami, FL

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Before our serendipitous meeting in school car line hell a decade ago we SoFla rubias and accidental autism moms had no idea we were living parallel vidas locas. Together, we’re kicking butt and taking names with a little help from sunshine, wine, and #framily time. Does our bleach weaken our wit? Over our tanned bodies!

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Episodes

S2 E17 Whirls & Squirrels

9/16/2019
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The Disorderly Blondes' lives are a whirlwind! Add a hurricane, a call to 911, school blues, math problems, a new puppy, and what do you get? You guessed it: squirrels! Just TRY to follow along this update as the South Florida blondes share what's up (and what blows!). Mentions: squirrels, Autism on the Seas, United in Autism, Town of Miami Lakes, Autism Bites Supper Club, algebra, and the lies we tell. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast....

Duration:01:02:35

S2 E16 C'mon Get HAAPE!

9/1/2019
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Maria Jacobo is the lead voice at Help Adults with Autism Perform and Excel located in Weston, Florida and is a SUPER tuned in mom to an adult 😇 with autism. Her all-volunteer organization works to provide adults on the spectrum meaningful employment. This talented troupe is dedicated to creating a harmonious dialogue to get everyone on the BANDwagon. HAAPE, we think we love you! 💙🎹 Mentions: selfie apps, Armani, Jovani, The Chocolate Spectrum, Canada, Cypress Bay High School (bigger...

Duration:01:09:36

S2 E15 Back to Cool

8/18/2019
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Much like the Jonas Brothers' smash summer hit, lately the blondes have been feelin' so COOL. Their kids are back to school. They're stoked about their Season 2 debut. But OOH, they still have to get to the dreaded carpool. Dammit, they WERE feelin' so cool, cool, cool, cool (they're fools). Listen to alllll the foolishness as the blondes recap their South Florida days of summer and kick their boys to the school curb. It's back to pencils, back to books, back to podcasts and autism...

Duration:01:06:52

S1 E14: Que Calor! (Summer Bonus Episode)

7/15/2019
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Can we talk? 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️ OBVIOUSLY! Crazy from the 🔥 heat 🔥 but wanting to keep things on the ☀️ sunny ☀️ side, the Disorderly Blondes called upon their cabana boy 🍹🧒🏼🍷 to serve them in the A/C so they could 👙 suit up 👙 for this BONUS EPISODE! 🧯💨 🤩🤩 Catch up with what the rubias have been up to, and if you want an even 🖐🏽 tan 🖐🏽, listen to the very end for Season 2 & 3 SPOILERS! 🤫 No SPF required for these 🔥 topics!: 🔥 Mumm Napa Sparkling Wine Toast 🍾 (2:50) 🔥...

Duration:01:35:38

S1 E13: The Papis

6/4/2019
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We have more daddy issues than Vanidades. What happens when you put two autism dads who couldn’t be more different in the same room with two rubias and a bottle of bubbly? You laugh. You cry. You meet the Disorderly Blondes’ sugar daddies, better known as the husbands. These papas don’t preach, but their perspectives on all things autism had even the blondes at a loss for words. As if! The dads tackle the tough questions, including Where are you taking us to dinner? and offer advice to...

Duration:01:00:00

S1 E12: Going to Town (of Miami Lakes)

5/21/2019
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MOOve over autism awareness (such a MOOt conversation!). Have you not HERD? The Town of Miami Lakes is lassoing its best and brightest, corralling MOOcho effort into “branding” itself a model, autism-friendly town. Steered by rare breeds Mayor Manny Cid and Councilmembers Marilyn Ruano & Luis Collazo, the “range” of this town’s plan will make special needs families feel right at home: no bull! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast....

Duration:00:54:02

S1 E11: Literallllly Virtual

5/6/2019
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In their efforts to keep things REAL (thanks to genius colorists), the Disorderly Blondes are literallllly on the edge of their salon chairs with excitement to invite you to experience VIRTUAL REALITY. VR applications for special needs individuals are endless, from lessons in safety to anxiety reduction to pure fun. Step aside, social stories! Listen to the blondes interview Dr. Toby Honsberger, EdD, BCBA-D and conveniently rubio executive director of The Learning Academy at The Els Center...

Duration:00:35:14

S1 E10 A Few of Our Favorite Things

4/21/2019
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When our day bites When the bleach stings When our hair looks bad We simply remember our favorite things And then we don’t feel so HAD Move over Oprah (and certainly Ariana Grande, pfft), cuz we’ll splurge on (and happily share) anything that makes our kids’ lives (okay who are we kidding?)- OUR LIVES easier! Shout out to Ariana tho, cuz we don’t mean to brag, but we be like, “Put in in the bag,” when it comes to sanity products we feature in this season’s Favorite Things...

Duration:00:57:08

S1 E9 Legally (Non) Blonde

4/8/2019
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The South Florida Disorderly Blondes are happier than Elle Woods at Harvard to unpack this stellar podcast episode featuring autistic attorney Haley Moss. Much like the time Elle found Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, we blondes gain a closet full of invaluable autism insight. We may ask the tough questions (have you met us?), but you’ll see this “exercise” in respecting differences gives off plenty of endorphins for all to enjoy. What? Like, it’s hard? Now who’s in for a bend and...

Duration:01:27:46

S1 E8 We Got the Beat

3/24/2019
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See the kids at Ms. Audrey’s schoooool They can’t wait to hang out and be coooool Hip hop moves to ABA in 3…2…1 They got the beat They got the beat Kids got the beat Yeah, kids got the beat! Who knew movement was therapy and could be so much fun? Meet Miami native Audrey Amadeo, founder of Spectrum Dance Therapy: Arts for Autism Foundation. Her strong belief to tune ASD children into the arts falls right in time with her training in Applied Behavior Analysis. Audrey is truly a step...

Duration:00:38:44

S1 E7 Flip the Script

3/11/2019
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Sadly, mainstream media “entertainment” has Americans TUNED OUT to the REAL WORLD of autism by creating shows like The Good Doctor. We want to see the TRUE story of individuals with autism, picked to live in 1 out 59 homes, who work hard as hell to “improve” at a cost of $2.3 million, and have their families’ lives turned upside down; let’s find out what happens when we stop being polite…and start getting REAL. Let’s FLIP the script! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest...

Duration:01:06:43

S1 E6 The Sweet Spot

2/23/2019
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Meet Valerie Herskowitz, owner of The Chocolate Spectrum Café and Academy in Jupiter, FL. Her sweet contributions to the special needs community have provided a rich assortment of flavorful foundations and textured trainings, sprinkling hope for young adults on the autism spectrum. Listen in as only Valerie could concoct this Master Class on just how much adult support and instruction still needs to be cooked up. What do you get when you combine an already “seasoned” speech and language...

Duration:00:53:06

S1 E5 #WWDBD

2/11/2019
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What Would the Disorderly Blondes Do, you ask? They’d pour an adult beverage (duh) then turn their show over to their #disorderlytribe via IG! Tune in for answers to burning questions like How do the blondes navigate this special needs life with such exceptional poise? and Who dares refer to autism as a gift in their presence? Ha! Okay, actual questions came from their loyal, loud, and proud followers who are not afraid to proclaim #iamdisorderly #sosoydisorderly. Autism. South Florida....

Duration:00:44:33

S1 E4 The Smoking Gun

1/28/2019
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Everything is A-OK at this autism corral! The Disorderly Blondes are shooting first and asking questions later as their very first guest enters, guns a-blazin’! High caliber advocate Ysela aims to please as she discusses her role as an educational consultant. Her mission (if you choose to accept it) is to keep special needs families in close range while providing all the ammunition they need for those dreaded IEPs. There is no telling if these 3 cats can be completely herded, but they’ll...

Duration:00:54:49

S1 E3 Holidazed & Confused

1/11/2019
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It’s the most wonderful(ly) stressful time of the year! Did your 2018 holiday season bite the big one, compliments of autism? Well if so have we got an ego boost for you! Listen in on the unique challenges the South Florida Disorderly Blondes unwrapped, and the number of bottles they uncorked in order to cope. Think trains, nutcrackers, and tantrums. Oh joy! Merry Christmas! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this...

Duration:00:56:46

S1 E2 The D Word

12/19/2018
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Will it be desserts? D-Cups? Deny Terrio? Don’t despair! This episode doesn’t disappoint as we disorderly dames date ourselves, dig deep, and dish on our desperate, dreaded days of autism diagnoses. Dom will be served. Damn us if we delay in dutiful dialogue! We’ll deliver you dope doctrine in defining your OWN dynamic team designed to help draft, design, and direct your desired post-autism diagnosis destination. All aboard the D train! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The...

Duration:00:37:31

S1 E1 Welcome to Disorderly Blondes!

11/29/2018
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Join us as we begin our dream project, ten years in the making. Our goal is to dish on all things motherhood, with a focus on balancing autism, cocktails, and heels. No Spanglish skills will be required to listen, but they will certainly help. To know us is to know we have faced special needs parenting head on, while somehow keeping our blonde heads on straight and semi-coiffed. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this...

Duration:00:30:10