The Bitch Bash

Episode 51: Commit to the Bit Surprise Bitch! Bet you'd thought you'd seen the last of us. Bri B. and Shane Swee are back back back again and on the same continent! Join us for a v special, Amsterdam presents A Bitch Bash Reunion episode. Come kiki with us as we catch you up to speed, discuss post-O rituals, and serenade you with our siren calls. Muchas gracias to our past, present, and future listeners out there (hey you two!). (05:05) Swiss Miss Giving you the lowdown and travel tips from our Switzerland trip. (30:23) Post-O Proclivities What are your post-orgasm rituals or habits? (35:36) Song Association Prepare your ears for a cacophony of sounds as we try to match song lyrics to words like "light", "baby", and "close".

In honor of our 50TH EPISODE!, we are rewinding it back to some of our favorite moments from episodes past. It is so weird to think that we've made 50 of anything, but we couldn't be more proud of our crazy lil lovechild. To those who've tuned into all 50 episodes: wow...and like, wut?...and like, thank you! And if you've never before tuned into this "nationally vindicated" podcast, let this episode be the buffet platter you never knew you were so starved for. ;) Muahhhhh!

Episode 49: Vagina Doodles This week Bri and Shane discuss "the funk", Mr. Grumpy Pants, Tinder tales, as well as our 2 steamy prompts of the week, brought to you by Pillow Talk. (25:40) Pillow Talk #1: Sexual Changes With time, how would you want your sex life to change? (37:51) Pillow Talk #2: F*ck Ya What swear words, curses, or obscenities have a hidden erotic charge for you? TELL US YOUR WEIRD/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/SEXY STORIES. Contact us on social media or email us at tbbpod@gmail.com to write us with your situationals. ;) ;) ;) This episode is brought to you by Squad Cast: all-in-one platform for remote hosting and interviewing. http://squadcast.fm

Episode 48: Low Fuck Budget This week Bri and Shane discuss fuck banks, The Great Game (aka Tinder), and Insatiable, as well as X-Friend and Baby Daddy. (32:57) Situational: X-Friend Connor was a close high school friend and one day just broke it off. You've never talked and you're not sure what happened and then 10 years later, you find out he's moving to your city. You see him on the street one day. Do you approach him? (40:14) Shoutout: Green Box Shop https://greenboxshop.us/ (44:24) Urban Dictionary: Pink Clouding (46:00) Situational: Baby Daddy You've been seeing Tyrell for about 9 months. This is the most serious you've been with someone in a long time. Around the 9 month mark, Tyrell sits you down and tells you he just got news that his ex gave birth and she thinks it's his. What do you do? TELL US YOUR WEIRD/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/SEXY STORIES. Contact us on social media or email us at tbbpod@gmail.com to write us with your situationals. ;) ;) ;) This episode is brought to you by Squad Cast: an all-in-one platform for remote hosting and interviewing. http://squadcast.fm

Episode 47: I Don't Know Her This week Bri and Shane discuss crazy concert nights, being in a new city, and #nonewfriends, as well as our 2 steamy prompts of the week, brought to you by Pillow Talk. (27:23) Pillow Talk #1: Freak in the Head, Not in the Bed Describe something you would hate to do for real, but find rather kinky to think about. (34:15) ACLU: Families Belong Together Support for immigration victims. https://www.aclu.org/families-belong-together (36:08) Pillow Talk #2: Once Upon a Kink Try to guess where in your psychological past a major sexual interest of yours comes from. TELL US YOUR WEIRD/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/SEXY STORIES. Contact us on social media or email us at tbbpod@gmail.com to write us with your situationals. ;) ;) ;) This episode is brought to you by Squad Cast: all-in-one platform for remote hosting and interviewing. http://squadcast.fm

Episode 46: Spicy Salsa Lovers Only This week we talk that acu-glow, spicy salsas, diva-legends, creepy Dutch theme parks, as well as O-No and The 5 Year Upgrade. (35:19) Pop Quiz: O-No Have you ever faked an orgasm? (41:27) Head's Up: Mix It Up (46:41) Situational: The 5 Year Upgrade You and Craig were pretty serious 5 years ago. But he had a bit of a failure to launch and you ended things. FF to a party 5 years later; you see Craig who you know is thriving. Do you go in for the reconnection? TELL US YOUR WEIRD/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/SEXY STORIES. Contact us on social media or email us at tbbpod@gmail.com to write us with your situationals. ;) ;) ;) This episode is brought to you by Squad Cast: all-in-one platform for remote hosting and interviewing. http://squadcast.fm

Episode 45: Opposite Ends of Tragic This week we're catching up on Bri's new solar cycle, Shane's acting itch, and the amazing actors of Pose, as well as Love is Blind? and Mr. Fluffers. (34:16) Pop Quiz: Love is Blind? Why are there so many beautiful POC women with less far less attractive men? (45:17) Non-Profit S/O: The Trans Women of Color Collective (TWOCC) Our organizing is led by trans women of color created to uplift the narratives, leadership, and lived experiences of trans and gender non conforming people of color. Historically, we have been the catalyst of change for social justice movements. https://www.twocc.us/ (50:15) Situational: Mr. Fluffers Chairman and you have been having a fun couple weeks of dating. When you go back to his place for the first time, you notice his ratty stuffed animal on the bed. He introduces Mr. Fluffers to you as his lifelong momento and insists on having it to fall asleep. Boner killer? TELL US YOUR WEIRD/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/SEXY STORIES. Contact us on social media or email us at tbbpod@gmail.com to write us with your situationals. ;) ;) ;)

Episode 44: Meditated, But Still the Same Bitch Heyyyyyyy bitches. After a week of minor hiccups, TBB is back with a new ep! This week's ep is a fly-on-the-wall catch-up episode with Bri and Shane. Tune in for travel tales from Bri B (aka SoloSheWanders) and find out what flaky carbs and Dutch soap operas Shane Swee is binging on. We'll be back with your regularly scheduled situationals next week, but for now, enjoy the kiki! Muahhhh.

Episode 43: Hoi From Hamsterdam Hello from the other side! In our first int'l ep, B+S are up to the same bs. Join us as we discuss Broken Wings Woman and Who's My Stupid Baby? This episode is brought to you by SquadCast! Wondering how we're recording remote? SquadCast is THE best way to remotely schedule, record, and collaborate. Head over to https://squadcast.fm/ for all the details and a free trial. (10:20) Situational: Broken Wings Woman A good judy of yours, Judy, wants to set you up on a blind date. His name is Eduardo and Judy swears your compatibility up and down. You've had a rough dating patch on the apps the last few months so you say "what the hell". On the date, things are not going well chemistry-wise with Eduardo and he knows and eerie number of facts about you, all of which he says Judy told him. Are you irked at Judy and do you say anything to her? (19:06) Urban Dictionary: "Cherry Boy" (21:13) Situational: Who's My Stupid Baby? About a month into dating Frank, he reveals to you that he's really into humiliation as a kink during sex (humiliating you). Are you willing to venture down this road with Frank? TELL US YOUR WEIRD/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/SEXY STORIES. Contact us on social media or email us at tbbpod@gmail.com to write us with your situationals. ;) ;) ;)

Episode 42: TBB Goes Global Hiya starf*ckers! Welcome to the final (por ahora) recording with both hosts on the west coast. But fear not, because The Bitch Bash is taking over the world! Shane Swee will be coming atchu from the watery city of Amsterdam while Brianna Mae continues to be Queen of the Bay. Just how will we be recording our episodes thousands of miles away? Hint: it may involve a v special partnership; stay tuned. For now, listen in on our candid kiki we recorded just before the big move. For those of you who have stuck around for 42 straight (well...queer) episodes, we have just one thing to say to you: What the hell is wrong with you?! Jk, jk. WE. LUHH. YOU.

Episode 41: Don't Block Your Blessings This week we're discussing New Hoe, Who Dis? and The Other Shoe. Stay tuned for new changes at TBB as we get a bit more, global, shall we say? ;) (18:40) Situational: New Hoe, Who Dis? You wake up one morning to a text from an unknown number that reads "who the fuck is this". The number tries to call you multiple times, and continues texting. You text back asking who this rando is and come to find out it's the gf of someone you've sexted with and hooked up with over the past couple of months. You had no idea he had a s.o. What do you DO?! (30:50) Non-Profit S/O: FreeFrom To make safety affordable for all survivors of domestic violence so that they can build lives free from violence for themselves and their children. http://www.freefrom.org/about/ (38:03) Urban Dictionary: Cleveland Accordion (40:40) Pop Quiz: The Other Shoe How do you not freak the fuck out when things are going good? TELL US YOUR WEIRD/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/SEXY STORIES. Contact us on social media or email us at tbbpod@gmail.com to write us with your situationals. ;) ;) ;)

Episode 40: Boniqua Boricua Lawdy, lawdy, TBB turns 40! Join us for a long and girthy, party 'n bullshit intro followed by our situationals. This week we're discussing Finding Martha Stewart and Wedding Date(s). Summatime gotchu feelin fine? Download The Bitch Bash on Spotify or the podcast app and you'll be feeling even finerer. (24:00) Situational: Finding Martha Stewart You’ve been seeing Sherman, a hot silver haired daddy, for a few months. While he’s away on business, you agree to housesit and watch his dog, Martha Stewart (no relation). The night before Sherman is scheduled to come home, you take Martha Stewart out for a walk. She sees a cat and darts off. You’ve been looking for her for an hour. Do you give it some time before calling Sherman or tell him right away? (24:52) Non-Profit S/O: amfAR The Foundation for AIDS Research, is an international nonprofit organization dedicated to the support of AIDS research, HIV prevention, treatment education, and the advocacy of AIDS-related public policy. http://www.amfar.org/ (23:09) Urban Dictionary: Devil's Kiss (32:25) Situational: Wedding Date(s) You're at a wedding with Sergio, who you've been dating for a few months. At the reception, you notice his friend AJ is really flirty with him. When you ask about it, Serg brushes it off, but does reveal that they used to hookup in high school. Is that good enough for you or do you poke? TELL US YOUR WEIRD/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/SEXY STORIES. Contact us on social media or email us at tbbpod@gmail.com to write us with your situationals. ;) ;) ;)

Episode 39: That's the Show, Baby This week we're discussing Dinner Don'ts and The Trials of Travel. Summer travels? Download The Bitch Bash on Spotify or the podcast app and take a piece of our crazy/sexy/cool wherever the wind (or bathroom John) may blow you. (14:46) Situational: Dinner Don'ts You and Lyla were together for 2 years. You broke things off about 6 months ago, but decide to invite her to your birthday dinner. To your knowledge, she wasn’t dating anyone but ends up bringing another girl, who she’s looking v cozy with, to the dinner. Do you say something? (21:00) Non-Profit S/O: Ourselves? Receive one of our super awesome donation gifts when you give a charitable contribution to your favorite local sex podcast! (That would be us, obviously.) (23:09) Head's Up: #trending (28:16) Situational: The Trials of Travel You and your bff from childhood go on your first international trip together and on the trip, they drive you absolutely insane; not at all what your relationship back home is like. After you get back home, a month has passed since you've really spoken. Do you try to reconcile the relationship? Mentionables: Cheap Flights Tracker: https://scottscheapflights.com/ TELL US YOUR WEIRD/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/SEXY STORIES. Contact us on social media or email us at tbbpod@gmail.com to write us with your situationals. ;) ;) ;)

Episode 38: Choking Is Like Lavender Frosting This week we're discussing Duplex Sex and The Choke Bloke. Traveling by train, plane, or automobile soon? Download The Bitch Bash on Spotify or the podcast app and never be without us. Ever. :) (13:42) Situational: Duplex Sex You’ve lived in a duplex for a few years and you’ve worked at your current job for a couple years as well. A couple months ago, your supervisor actually moved into the apartment above you. Ever since they moved in, you’ve been regularly hearing very loud sex noises late at night to the point that it wakes you up. Do you say anything to your senior? (22:29) Non-Profit S/O: Real Justice The Real Justice PAC will seek to win county prosecutor races by testing, iterating and scaling the "big organizing" approach outlined in the book Becky Bond co-authored titled: "Rules for Revolutionaries: How Big Organizing Can Change Everything." The PAC will also leverage social media, digital tools and the voices of a new generation of leaders like Shaun King who are organizing massive audiences to take action locally and nationally through rapid response campaigns. https://realjusticepac.org/ (26:34) Head's Up: That's So 90's (30:56) Situational: The Choke Bloke Your hookup buddy, Benito, and you have great sex. Though recently, though recently he's choked you out to the point that you almost passed out. He's been getting more intense with the choking and wants to do it every time you have sex. Is this an automatic dealbreaker for you? TELL US YOUR WEIRD/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/SEXY STORIES. Contact us on social media or email us at tbbpod@gmail.com to write us with your situationals. ;) ;) ;)

Episode 37: “Just Don’t Die" This week we're discussing Insta-Caught and Sashay, Shante. TBB is now on Spotify! (12:10) Situational: Insta-Caught You and Sean make things official after about 6 months of dating. While you're out with a friend, sharing the news at your fave dive bar, you check up on the bar's insta page and in one of the pics you spot your new boo with his ex. You had talked to Sean about not seeing this person and the pic is recent. What do you do? (21:40) Non-Profit S/O: Muslims For Progressive Values Muslims for Progressive Values is an NPO founded in 2007 in the U.S. We are a grassroots, human rights organization that embodies and advocates for the traditional Qur'anic values of social justice, an understanding that informs our positions on women’s rights, LGBTQI inclusion, freedom of expression and freedom of and from belief. Since our inception, we have consultative status at the U.N. as an NGO and a founding member of Alliance of Inclusive Muslims, or AIM, an umbrella organization spanning 13 countries and 17 cities. http://www.mpvusa.org/ (24:37) Urban Dictionary: Minecraft Anal (26:47) Situational: Sashay, Shante You’ve been seeing Dax for a few weeks now and things are going great. One night, you meet at his place before going out and while waiting for him in his room, you notice women’s clothes in his hamper. When he comes in, you ask him about it and he reveals to you that they’re not another woman’s but that they’re his because he’s a drag performer but didn’t tell you right away because it's freaked women out in the past. How do you react? TELL US YOUR WEIRD/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/SEXY STORIES. Contact us on social media or email us at tbbpod@gmail.com to write us with your situationals. One thousand and two besos. Muahh!

Episode 36: Stress for What? This week we're discussing Meet Me at the Bar...or Not and LOL (Low on Laughs). TBB is now on Spotify! And for ticket's to Shane's sketch comedy show, Queering My Lobster, visit https://www.eventbrite.com/e/queering-my-lobster-tickets-41324067398 (09:52) Situational: Meet Me at the Bar...or Not Tino (a blast from the past), slips into your DMs, hitting you up and trying to make plans to see you. You're not really that into it initially, but one drunken weekend night you decide to invite him out with your crew. You tell him to meet you at the bar you're at and he says he'll meet you there. You go to meet him at his car and you realize he's super fucked up and right away you regret inviting him out or even reconnecting with him at all. What do you do? (21:32) Non-Profit S/O: Project Homeless Connect In 2004, then-Mayor Gavin Newsom and the San Francisco Department of Public Health created Project Homeless Connect (PHC) as a way to bring necessary services to people experiencing homelessness in San Francisco. PHC uses a unique approach to service delivery to meet the needs of homeless San Franciscans. https://www.projecthomelessconnect.org/ (25:38) Head's Up: Superstars (31:17) Situational: LOL (Low on Laughs) Jarod and you have been on a few dates in the last few weeks. You've had some really interesting conversations and the sex is great. Jarod does stand up comedy on the side and invites you to one of his open mics. You decide to go and get seated right in front. During his set, he gets little to no laughs and you didn't find any of his material funny, but you smiled your way through. When he asks what you thought, how do you respond and is this a buzzkill for you and Jarod? (35:13) Bri and Shane's skincare-obsessed tangent. Hit us up on social media or email us at tbbpod@gmail.com to write us with your situationals. Luhh yew!

Episode 35: Under His Thigh This week we're discussing Hi Mom! and Friend vs. Boyfriend. Did you know The Bitch Bash is on Spotify now? We bet you did. You so smart. (10:45) Situational: Hi Mom! You've been seeing Chad for a few weeks. One night in the middle of your sexcapades, you hear an automated voice coming from behind the pillows. You find your phone only to discover that your mom's number somehow got dialed and you've been leaving a 28 minute voicemail. In a panic, you hang up, solidifying the voicemail. What do you do now? (16:34) Non-Profit S/O: SF LQBT Center The mission of the SF LGBT Center is to connect our diverse community to opportunities, resources and each other to achieve our vision of a stronger, healthier, and more equitable world for LGBT people and our allies. When visitors arrive at the Center, they find free services like career counseling, job fairs, computer lab, social activities, mentorships, youth meals, daycare, various workshops and much more. Here they can connect with other LGBT people and organize to secure our equal rights. The Center is truly the heart, home and hands of the San Francisco LGBT community. http://www.sfcenter.org/ (18:54) Urban Dictionary: E-bailing (26:17) Situational: Friend vs. Boyfriend You've ben dating your partner, Emilio, for a year. After a few months, they tell you that at parties with friends, there's one friend of yours in particular that has been making cunty comments and saying offensive things to your partner. How would you respond? Hit us up on social media, email us at tbbpod@gmail.com, and YOU CAN NOW FIND US ON SPOTIFY! Praise be, kitty gurl.

Episode 34: Once Upon an IUD Welcome to our new shawty episodes. This week we're discussing To Work or to Twerk? and D-Breaker. Don't forget to catch us on Spotify and hit dat "follow" button! (13:00) Situational: To Work or to Twerk? You and your new tinder friend, Kitten, have been sexting for about a week when you propose to meet up. The next morning you go in for an interview for your dream job. That night you see a message from Kitten asking if you visited their company that morning! You're supposed to meet up that Friday...do you still go for it?! (24:30) Non-Profit S/O: Futures Without Violence For more than 30 years, FUTURES has been providing groundbreaking programs, policies, and campaigns that empower individuals and organizations working to end violence against women and children around the world. https://www.futureswithoutviolence.org/ (27:09) Head's Up: Accents and Impressions (33:45) Situational: D-Breaker It'd your first time meeting Angeline's parents. So far they seem really nice. Her mom is an interior designer and the whole house is immaculate. While looking through some of the artifacts they have in their sitting room, you accidentally knock over a tribal statue with a large phallus and the D breaks off. You put it back on the statue and it seems to look ok although it's definitely broken. Do you fess up? Contact us on social media, email us at tbbpod@gmail.com, and YOU CAN NOW FIND US ON SPOTIFY! Check a bitch out!

Episode 33: The Dirty, Dirty South Howdy y'all! This week we're coming atcha from Nashville, Tennessee. We'll be discussing: The White Party, Pressure in the Friend-Zone, Long Walks on the Beach, and Funkytown. (09:25) Situational: The White Party You are going to visit a friend in Knoxville, Tennessee. They invite you to a party. You notice that the party is all white. When a song comes on that features the N word multiple times, everyone at the party is singing along, including all the N words. Do you say something to the friend that brought you and how do you proceed? (20:42) Situational: Pressure in the Friend-Zone You and JT are friends. You guys have a fun and teasing friendship (though that’s just how you are in general). As of late, JT’s guy friends have been telling you that JT has feelings for you, but he won’t say anything and they think it’s your job to broach the subject. How do you respond? (34:05) Non-Profit S/O: Tennessee Immigrant & Refugee Rights Coalition Since our founding in 2003, TIRRC has grown from an informal network of community leaders into one of the most diverse and effective coalitions of its kind, a model for immigrant rights organizations in the Southeast and throughout the United States. https://www.tnimmigrant.org/ (35:50) Head's Up game: Love songs/Hip Hop (41:20) Situational: Long Walks on the Beach You and a co-worker are friends and have a flirty relationship. You are moving soon and he asks you out to a drink. Afterward, they ask to take you on a walk and on the walk they confess their love for you and tell you that they want to leave their wife for you. You also have strong feelings for him. Wut now? (52:02) Pop Quiz: Funkytown What do you do to pull yourself out of a funk? Contact us on social media, email us at tbbpod@gmail.com, and YOU CAN NOW FIND US ON SPOTIFY! Y'all come back now, ya hear?!

Episode 32: Father, Oh Father Greetings Bashers. This week we're discussing Ups and Downs, There's Something About Carrie, Bro-Code-Breaker, and Babysitter's Club. (04:25) Dealbreaker: Ups and Downs He can't sustain an erection but he takes you on trips once a month. (15:32) Situational: There’s Something About Carrie CarrieAnn sits next to you at work. She’s sweet and friendly, but pretty shy. One day, another coworker says he has something to show you...he shows you a Pornhub clip of CarrieAnn getting spit roasted. He says another coworker showed it to him and you suspect it might be getting around at work. Do you tell CA? (31:19) Non-Profit S/O: Polaris. Polaris is a leader in the global fight to eradicate modern slavery. Named after the North Star that guided slaves to freedom in the U.S., Polaris systemically disrupts the human trafficking networks that rob human beings of their lives and their freedom. Our comprehensive model puts victims at the center of what we do – helping survivors restore their freedom, preventing more victims, and leveraging data and technology to pursue traffickers wherever they operate. https://polarisproject.org/ (33:20) Urban Dictionary Definitions: "Cuckold" (39:32) Situational: Bro-Code-Breaker You recently end things with a dude you used to hookup with bc he's been taking you for granted and his childhood bf starts hitting you up to hangout in the dm's after you post a sexy pic. You met the friend independently of exdude but you still know they're close. Do you meet up with the friend? (43:10) Situational: Babysitter’s Club You go on a tinder date with JR who you know is a few years younger than you. After the date, you guys end up having some really fun sex. The following week, you 2 connect on Facebook and you realize your mutual friends are some people you know from back home. Upon further investigation you realize not only did he grow up in your home town, but that your moms have been friends for years and you can even remember babysitting JR and his brother once. WDYD?! As always, send your crazy stories and situationals to us via social media or tbbpod@gmail.com. Luhh to all the luhhvers!