Something Cheeky: Gentlemen Bastards

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Chapter 16 and Interlude: Rosanna and Nikki imagine confusing wanted posters for Tavrin Callas, invent Elderglass grenades, talk about distasteful vengeance, liken Raza to Inigo Montoya and Locke to Arya Stark, and Rosanna points out Raza's faulty logic. Rosanna's Top 3 are times that Locke beat Capa Raza. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Chapter 16: Justice is Red and the following Interlude: A...

Interlude 15: Rosanna and Nikki want a book about Bondsmagi, decide on their movie star husbands, theorize on Elderglass origins and Eldren genealogy, and Nikki reads the shocking first part of the next chapter aloud. Rosanna's revelation is about the history and power of the Bondsmagi. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Interlude 15: The Throne in Ashes. This interlude is a history lesson on the fall...

Chapter 15: Rosanna and Nikki accuse Dona Vorchenza of being a fake knitter, think Locke would make a fierce Bondsmage, enjoy Capa Raza being a drama llama, and invent the "minipig fishface" insult. Rosanna's Top 3 are moments of pure anxiety. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Chapter 15: Spiderbite. Locke continues the Salvara game with a visit to the Duke's Day of Changes Feast, has a few awkward...

Interlude 14: Rosanna and Nikki have problems with how often the word "whore" is used, wish we had met the madams for both brothels, worry this chapter is based on fake feminism, and make up a code in case they get kidnapped. Rosanna's revelation is how pimp culture was undone and women began to rule themselves. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Interlude 14: The Daughters of Camorr. This interlude...

Chapter 14: Rosanna and Nikki talk about Deux Ex Bondsmage, middle school politics among the nobility, wonder how the Bologna Twins knew Jean was alive, and invent a walk-in clinic run by Bondsmagi. Rosanna's Top 3 are dangerous invitations. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Chapter 14: Three Invitations. Locke, as Lukas, is invited to the Duke's Day Feast, as is Capa Raza, and Jean's invitation...

Chapter 13: Rosanna and Nikki discuss Locke propositioning clerks for sex, don't want Sabetha to be like the Little Mermaid, like love at first sight (for clothes), and Rosanna is terribly punny. Rosanna's Top 3 are times Locke was his Locke-iest. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Chapter 13: Orchids and Assassins. A very determined and slightly desperate Locke spends the day at Meraggio's...

Interlude 12: Rosanna and Nikki talk about crazy Hunger Games-like dreams, wonders about the Bologna Twins, and Rosanna makes some really weird predictions while wanting Locke and the Spider to be BFFs. Rosanna's revelation is that in Camorr, Meraggio equals money. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Interlude 12: The White Iron Conjurers. This interlude gives a history lesson on Coin Kisser's Row and...

Chapter 12: Rosanna and Nikki talk about mysterious humors and vim, speculate about quadruplets and dispense terrible medical advice, plan a Something Cheeky advice column, think Locke should be in celebrity rehab, and are happy to see Jean do more than sew and fight. Rosanna's Top 3 were actions Jean took while Locke recovered. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Chapter 12: The Fat Priest from Tal...

Interlude 11: Rosanna and Nikki want Jean and Arya Stark to meet, discuss homemade clay heads, imagine Death Goddess staff meetings, and Snape as an Aza Guilla initiate. Rosanna's revelation is Jean's fate. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Interlude 11: The Lady of the Long Silence. In this interlude, Jean joins the Temple of Aza Guilla, a terrifying house of death, and comes to terms with his fate...

Chapter 11: Rosanna and Nikki choose their Throne Therin names, imagine a Berangias sister's thimble collection, find out Rosanna has never seen LOTR (?!), think Barsavi had a supervillain lair, and hear Rosanna's Dumbledore impression. Rosanna's Top 3 are "Wait....what?!?" moments. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Chapter 11: At the Court of Capa Raza. Capa Barsavi and his sons get fired, Camorr is...

Interlude 10: Rosanna and Nikki are angry they didn't get to see the dead GBs in this chapter, are disgusted by severed head bowling, and wonder who Capa Raza could be. Rosanna's revelation is that the Camorri people are crazy. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Interlude 10: The Tale of the Old Handball Players. This interlude is an old story often told to show how and when the people of Camorr take...

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Chapter 10: Rosanna and Nikki are super sad about losing half the boys, Rosanna tweets the author in anger, and we're worried for Locke and Jean. Rosanna's Top 3 broke her heart. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Chapter 10: Teeth Lessons. Jean and Bug rescue Locke, sneak back home and find signs of a struggle and a very sad scene. Magic disables Jean, Bug confronts an assassin, and Locke loses...

Interlude 9: Rosanna and Nikki wonder if the Spider knew Chains' real identity, speculate about Jean's archenemy, discuss their weird backwards names, and want Locke to be the next Spider. Rosanna's revelation is how Jean met and fell in love with "The Wicked Sisters". In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Interlude 9: The Schoolmaster of Roses. Jean continues his training with Maranzalla and discovers...

Chapter 9: Rosanna and Nikki attempt to cast the movie version of Dõna Vorchenza, wonder about the genealogy of the Bondsmagi, compare The Spider to Jim Moriarty, and are glad book finally (kind of) passes the Bechdel Test. Rosanna's Top 3 are times she said, "Uh, oh". In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Chapter 9: A Curious Tale for Countess Amberglass. Donas Salvara and Vorchenza have tea and discuss...

Interlude 8: Rosanna and Nikki imagine an underwater pawn shop, think Jean is a mama bear, and want to see Locke in drag. Rosanna's revelation is Locke's tolerance for pain. Listener David in Belgium recommends the LoLL audiobook. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Interlude 8: The Half Crown War. The young Gentlemen Bastards start this interlude as the victims of some rough bullies but use all of...

Interlude 7: Rosanna and Nikki love this chapter's sarcasm, wonder how Chains went from invalid to priest, and muse about Elderglass, chef hats, and Beefeaters. Rosanna's revelation is about a pre-Bastards Father Chains. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Interlude 7: Up the River. This interlude is all about Father Chains' time as a soldier, the friends he made, where he came from, and why he's...

Chapter 7: Rosanna and Nikki wonder if the Sanza twins do EVERYTHING together, get tricked by Lynch's writing, discuss the badassery of Newfies and how much they love book adaptations, and Rosanna hopes no one else will die. Rosanna's Top 3 are more female characters, finally! In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Chapter 7: Out the Window. The twins obtain ingredients from a paranoid black apothecary to...

Interlude 6: Rosanna and Nikki wonder if Father Chains belonged to a secret society, decide that Atlantis is made of Elderglass, and want the Capa to be haunted by a poltergeist. Rosanna's revelation is about Jean's top-level sword training. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - Interlude 6: Brat Masterpieces. Father Chains talks about investing in his 'brat masterpieces' and what talents each kid brings...