Beauty and the Bitch

In this episode, Mic covers the general history of The Witcher franchise and his various likes and dislikes, re: the Netflix adaptation. Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia is hot from the soles of his feet all the way up to his hairline (that wig is cheap, yo). Follow and Subscribe! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!

In this episode, Mic tries to protect Dame Judi Dench, emits a variety of shrieks, and reads an excerpt of his favorite poem. Yes, CATS 2019 is a travesty...but it's destined to be a cult classic. Follow and Subscribe! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!

In this episode, Mic discusses the criminally overlooked gay classic A Boy's Own Story. He speaks at length about the importance of the first non-apologetic coming out novel...and at length about the importance of using lube during anal sex. Equally important! Follow and Subscribe! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!

In this solo episode, Mic reclaims "yo", pontificates on James McAvoy's cock, and compares (in some depth) His Dark Material's Harpies to mythological Furies. He's really good at limiting spoilers and being an irredeemable Classics nerd; someone give him a cookie. Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in November 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!

In this solo episode, Mic trips the light fantastic, veers into dystopia and gives way too many plugs. Oh, and he reviews Margaret Atwood's The Testaments, obviously. Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in November 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!

In this episode, we dissect and 100% spoil the final installment in the IT cinema reboot. James McAvoy, Bill Hader and Bill Skarsgard all compete for our love...who will win? Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!

In this episode, we get thigh deep in the addictive Amazon Original series, The Boys. The actors are hot, the violence is graphic and the dolphins are sooo smoooth! Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

In this episode, we agree that the world of Dark Crystal is ooky-spooky, weird and frankly enchanting. SHOCKING NEWS: Mic is more of a Skeksis than Morgan. How revolting! Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!

In this episode, we discuss the fourth season of Veronica Mars, now streaming on Hulu (!), as well as the original run of the show. Morgan effing loves this noir teen drama/mystery and she's not alone! EAT SHIT, KRISTEN BELL (we love her). Thanks for listening BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!

In this episode, we discuss Netflix's new(ish) sequel to Armistead Maupin's classic series. We shade a bunch of new characters (sorry 'bout it!) and gush over Laura Linney and Olympia Dukakis. Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!

In this episode, we explore the second book in Philip Pullman's fantasy trilogy. We agree that LYRA SUX (in this book), that Will Parry is a sweet and relatable bb, and that "Jopari" is an effing stupid pseudonym. Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

In this episode, we discuss the controversial first book in Philip Pullman's epic trilogy of fantasy novels. We explain his inspiration for the series, why some Christians are NOT fans and what, exactly, he means by "compass". Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

In this episode, we dissect the most recent Spider-Man movie. We mostly just ooh and aah over Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal, but we also make time to mock the ever-ridiculous Mysterio. He's...wearing a fish bowl on his head? Thanks for listening BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

In this episode, we gush over the third season of Stranger Things. We discuss Erica’s ice cream samples, Dacre Montgomery’s nipples, and some very short shorts. Plus, we have all the love in the world for Winona Ryder and BARB! NEVER FORGET! JUSTICE 4 BARB! Thanks for listening BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

In this episode, we reluctantly conclude our coverage of C.S. Lewis's Chronicles of Narnia. We cover Aslan's damnation (!!?) of Susan, our definitive ratings of the seven books, and what Morgan would do if she found a lion skin floating in a pool. Thanks for listening BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

In this episode, we complain mightily about the final season of HBO's Game of Thrones. Morgan knows you're tired of hearing the same complaints over and over, so she attempts to find positive aspects, while Mic gives in to his bitchiness and rips the final season to bits. Can you believe GOT is over? Can you believe THAT is how it ended? Thanks for listening BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

In this episode, we discuss the fantastic new miniseries based upon Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett's Good Omens. We both loved this series and were especially blown away by the performances of David Tennant (Crowley) and Michael Sheen (Aziraphale). We can't recommend this one enough! Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

In this episode, we discuss the hit Netflix show Grace and Frankie. We contend that the show relies more on star power than on writing (though the writing is pretty good, too) and learn that Lily Tomlin turned down coming out on the cover of TIME Magazine in the 1970's. WUT!?!? Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

In this episode, we revel in one of the strangest books in The Chronicles of Narnia. We discuss how Aslan created everything, Diggory's anger issues and Jadis's incomparably fabulous evil. Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

In this episode, we examine C.S. Lewis's The Horse and His Boy. We discuss casual misogyny, explicit racism and why Aravis would be a lesbian if the book were written today. Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic) @BandBcast On Facebook: BandBCast (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast