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Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey A live play D&D 5th edition podcast by 4 friends from Portland Oregon The ancient kingdom of Fenrir, blessed with prosperity from the queen of fairy for a millenia, has fallen. The once bountiful forests are teaming now with thorns and monsters. Each prick of the bramble’s poison turns man into beast, one drop at a time. For over a lifetime now, the kingdom has struggled to remain alive under constant siege from without and from within. Three little maidens from finishing school, trained in the arts of dinner etiquette, with a touch of magic and steal, gather their wits and step into the cutthroat world of adulthood. Join Sylpha Lunari, the bookish but courtly wizard with moth-like features; Sable Mirkwood, the young and naive druid whose very touch sickens like the flesh of a poison frog; and Jaelen, the trained but idealistic assassin, whose skin shifts like the chameleon with her every emotion. Tag along with our heroes as they enter a world of intrigue, adventure, and magic. Can they change the world they inherited, or will it change them? Notes: All the curse words; English language; Medium level of mechanical adherence; Once or twice a month posting.

Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey A live play D&D 5th edition podcast by 4 friends from Portland Oregon The ancient kingdom of Fenrir, blessed with prosperity from the queen of fairy for a millenia, has fallen. The once bountiful forests are teaming now with thorns and monsters. Each prick of the bramble’s poison turns man into beast, one drop at a time. For over a lifetime now, the kingdom has struggled to remain alive under constant siege from without and from within. Three little maidens from finishing school, trained in the arts of dinner etiquette, with a touch of magic and steal, gather their wits and step into the cutthroat world of adulthood. Join Sylpha Lunari, the bookish but courtly wizard with moth-like features; Sable Mirkwood, the young and naive druid whose very touch sickens like the flesh of a poison frog; and Jaelen, the trained but idealistic assassin, whose skin shifts like the chameleon with her every emotion. Tag along with our heroes as they enter a world of intrigue, adventure, and magic. Can they change the world they inherited, or will it change them? Notes: All the curse words; English language; Medium level of mechanical adherence; Once or twice a month posting.
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Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey A live play D&D 5th edition podcast by 4 friends from Portland Oregon The ancient kingdom of Fenrir, blessed with prosperity from the queen of fairy for a millenia, has fallen. The once bountiful forests are teaming now with thorns and monsters. Each prick of the bramble’s poison turns man into beast, one drop at a time. For over a lifetime now, the kingdom has struggled to remain alive under constant siege from without and from within. Three little maidens from finishing school, trained in the arts of dinner etiquette, with a touch of magic and steal, gather their wits and step into the cutthroat world of adulthood. Join Sylpha Lunari, the bookish but courtly wizard with moth-like features; Sable Mirkwood, the young and naive druid whose very touch sickens like the flesh of a poison frog; and Jaelen, the trained but idealistic assassin, whose skin shifts like the chameleon with her every emotion. Tag along with our heroes as they enter a world of intrigue, adventure, and magic. Can they change the world they inherited, or will it change them? Notes: All the curse words; English language; Medium level of mechanical adherence; Once or twice a month posting.

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Episodes

Episode 3 Rites of Passage

4/13/2019
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Summary Sable joins the inner circle, Sylpha gets a patron, Jaelan starts her profession, and together they get their second job. Transcript TBD

Duration:01:10:49

Episode 2 Family Ties

3/31/2019
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Summary Jaelan gets in trouble, Sylpha gets a makeover, and Sable makes some extra coin. Join the ladies as they complete their first quest! Transcript: TBD

Duration:00:58:47

Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey

3/17/2019
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Quick commercial tailer for your auditory pleasure. What are we about?

Duration:00:01:21

Episode 1: Art of Subtlety

3/17/2019
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Episode 1 of our Real Play D&D 5e podcast. Three little maids from school are hanging out in the local tavern in an attempt to get started being adults and picking up their first job, when they are hired by a local noble henchmen to visit the library. An early episode with rough audio quality. Transcript: To be created

Duration:00:50:57

Episode 0: Character Creation Extra

3/17/2019
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Before there is a D&D podcast, there was a conversation about who and what we are doing. Listen in. Get some insight. Early episode with rough audio. Trascript: Music Nate: Welcome to Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey. I am Nate, and I am dungeon mastering as they say. This first campaign is fairy themed. The world is cursed and filled with thorny thorn bushes that are poisonous and bad in all ways. Everybody has curses, kind of like mutations that turn you into animals. We’re going to...

Duration:00:19:21