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Trans woman writer Peyton and hunk chef Austin have been friends since third grade. Join along on their friendship as Peyton explains to Austin everything from current events, to culture, to movies. The two hosts also bring you the cutting edge in dumb bits, Communism, poop jokes, and Ted Kaczynski news/info. WARNING: listening to this podcast may make you a top target of the deep state. Follow @E2APodcast on Twitter! https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

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Trans woman writer Peyton and hunk chef Austin have been friends since third grade. Join along on their friendship as Peyton explains to Austin everything from current events, to culture, to movies. The two hosts also bring you the cutting edge in dumb bits, Communism, poop jokes, and Ted Kaczynski news/info. WARNING: listening to this podcast may make you a top target of the deep state. Follow @E2APodcast on Twitter! https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

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@E2APodcast

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English

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Episodes
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Ep 49 - Indie Sleaze and Culture Shi(f)ts (w/ Molly O’Brien)

5/13/2022
Peyton interviews podcaster, music fan, cultural oracle, and online lady Molly O'Brien about the late 2000s trend now referred to as "Indie Sleaze." Combining the powers of a Millennial and a Gen-Z, Peyton and Molly get to the bottom of indie sleaze, its music, its clothes, its ethos, and if it is rising from its grave and bound for zombie like world domination in 2022 and beyond. This is one to blog about, folks! A big thanks to Molly for being on the show. Check out her stuff, because it's good! Here are the links. Molly's twitter: https://twitter.com/missmollymary And Introducing: https://soundcloud.com/and-intro-pod The Alternative: https://www.youtube.com/GetAlternative Molly's blog: https://themollyzone.com/ Follow us on twitter @E2APodcast: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:01:09:48

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Ep 48 - The Lifetime Consideration: A Story of Ohio

4/20/2022
We're excited to present an exclusive episode of the award winning NPR podcast "The Lifetime Consideration" called "A Story of Ohio." Hosts Stephanie Cosmopolis and Mark Gibbs bring us a shocking tale from the Buckeye State about a young man's life-altering discovery involving a murder, a mysterious truck driver, and The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame museum. Please check out more of The Lifetime Consideration, which is very much a real, serious podcast and not Peyton and Austin doing an extended improv bit, at their website, https://www.npr.org/thelifetimeconsideration or on their twitter https://twitter.com/TheLifetimeCon Follow us on Twitter @E2APodcast: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:00:43:06

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Ep 47 - The Slap: An Oscar Conspiracy Investigation

3/30/2022
Top sleuths for truth Austin and Peyton tackle the sickos of Hollyweird in their investigation into the 94th Academy Awards infamous Will Smith/Chris Rock slap. Was it a staged conspiracy to garner press and ratings? Were the stars in on it? What mysterious connections to Scientology and Epstein do Will Smith have? I hope you got the Oscar fever, because your hosts are about to blow this conspiracy wide open. Follow us on twitter @E2APodcast: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:01:06:00

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Ep 46 -Reappropriating Gay-wad

3/23/2022
Your two favorite podcast idiots are back, trying to release episodes on time again! They spend the first 20 minutes doing bits and talking about the term gay-wad and then try to seamlessly segue into serious discussion about the current propaganda, left wing discord, and ethical perils of the Ukrainian war. Then they end by taking a buzzfeed quiz. Remember when this show was about movies??? Follow us on twitter @E2APodcast: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:01:05:50

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Ep 45 - Dog Penis (w/ Haus of Decline)

3/2/2022
Alex from the Haus of Decline podcast/comics/twitter joins Peyton on an episode that covers everything from artistic motivations, to Star Wars liminal spaces, to The Sopranos. And yes, dog penises too. Starting to think this podcast isn't very good... Please check out Alex's comics and podcast! https://twitter.com/hausofdecline Follow this show on Twitter @E2APodcast: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:01:12:20

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Ep 44 - Manifesto-ing

2/25/2022
After a years worth of bits and joking about it, Peyton actually writes a letter to Ted Kaczynski, because screw it, she's probably already on lists anyways. But first she explains 'ole Ted's strange libertarian, naturalist ideas as written in his works "Industrial Society and Its Future" and "Anti-Technology Revolution." A special welcome the FBI agents now monitoring this show. FYI: it's usually just poop jokes. Follow @E2APodcast on twitter: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:01:13:32

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Ep 43 - Wash Your Dirty Dick

2/9/2022
After discussing the flaws of the Winter Olympics, Peyton and Austin brainstorm a new exercise-tech fad item to succeed the failing Peleton bike. Then, Peyton explains two articles about old men: one a convicted Hollywood predator whose dick fell off, the other a British captain who was used for a grift. Finally, Peyton makes a decree about the future of the show in relation to Ted Kaczynski. Follow us on twitter @E2APodcast: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:00:55:43

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Ep 42 - Cyborg Charles Manson: Pedophile Hunter

2/2/2022
Peyton pitches Austin her script idea about a reanimated, cyborg Charles Manson hunting down and killing pedophile Roman Polanski. Also discussed today: porno theaters, Br*t*sh censorship, and a crisis line selling users data. Also, at the end, Peyton edited a song to be about cum. Follow @E2APodcast on twitter: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:01:04:21

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Ep 41 - A$$ Formation Psychosis

1/26/2022
Your favorite hosts are back in action, discussing Peyton's new life as a coastal elite in Hollywood, the future of this podcast as a front lines war report from the Ukrainian border, and Joe Biden calling that reporter a stupid son of a bitch. Also, Peyton reads Austin an article about Eric Clapton, who believes people are being hypnotized into getting vaccinated. Close your windows and hold on to your babies, everyone! Follow @E2APodcast on Twitter: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:00:49:05

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Ep 40 - Lady Luck Insurrects My Cash

1/12/2022
Live from the Peyton Brock Memorial Explaining To Austin Mobile Studio, it's your two hosts on the road, talking about going to a casino and the anniversary of the January 6 capitol riot. Ever wanted to hear a podcast recorded in a car on the interstate? Then place your bets, let it ride, and storm that senate chamber and listen to this exciting episode! Follow @E2APodcast on Twitter: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:00:55:22

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Ep 39 - The Gaytrix: Re-Choded

12/22/2021
Peyton explains how the Matrix sequels are good, actually, and further the trans-revolutionary themes/philosophy presented in the first film, as well as having a scene where Neo fights like 50 Hugo Weavings at once. But first your hosts talk about Alcohol and Drug Abuse Lake in their very own home state of SC, and also conservatives letting their lifestyle determine their deathstyle to own the libs. Follow @E2APodcast on twitter: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:01:06:24

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Ep 38 - A Penised Individual Enters The Matrix

12/15/2021
Peyton explains that The Matrix is a movie about how being trans makes you hotter and more badass than everyone else. But first, your hosts shit on Time Person of the Year Elon Musk and non-penised individual/TERF JK Rowling. Peyton also gives a bowel movement update. Follow @E2APodcast on twitter: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:01:04:11

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Ep 37 - Who Wants They Jussie Smollate?

12/8/2021
Welcome to Explaining to Austin 2.0 aka The Dark Prophet Saga aka Season 2, where there are less rules and less brain cells. Peyton and Austin usher in this new era by taking a more casual approach to the show, with Peyton introducing topics/current events that the two discuss. Today your hosts address Jen Psaki's retched existence, Kellogg's puritanical origins and ongoing worker strike, and Elon Musk wanting everyone to die. Buckle up, because it's a chaotic new season for a chaotic world. Welcome to the funhouse, bitches. Follow us on twitter @E2APodcast: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:01:02:20

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Ep. 36 - Slimer is Real, The Queen is Dead, & Munchie Hangs 10

12/1/2021
Your hosts are back and dumber than ever as Peyton attempts to remember a movie she watched two weeks ago. She also explains her idea for a plot to the never made "Munchie Hangs 10." Also: preparing for court and discussing the Queen probably being dead. Follow us on twitter @E2APodcast: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:01:04:11

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Minisode - Raytheon Wireless Earbuds

11/17/2021
It's Peyton like you've never heard her before with the show's first ever minisode! She gets you up to date on everything from her Johnny Cash cover song, to current events commentary, to an earbud psyop conspiracy theory, to her recent loss of a job. Excitement! Intrigue! Podcasting! Follow @E2APodcast on twitter: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:00:28:29

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Ep 35 - Munchie Strikes Back (aka President Munchie)

11/10/2021
Austin's back, sick, and ready for Munchie as Peyton tells him about Munchie Strikes Back, the disappointing sequel to one of our favorites. This episode is chock full of presidents, from Joe Biden and Bill Clinton's personal Munchie connections, to a possible Joe Biden psyop, to Munchie's Reagan riffs. Welcome to Munchvember! Follow us on twitter @E2APodcast: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:01:31:19

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Ep 34 - Mega-Dorm 1 (aka Freestyle Billionaire Architecture) - w/ Haus of Decline

11/3/2021
Alex from the podcast/comics/twitter Haus of Decline is back as guest host for Peyton's explanation of billionaire Charles Munger's proposed UC Santa Barbara dorm building. Housing 4,500 people, with 94% of the rooms having no access to natural light, and only 2 main exits, this dorm is societies' next and greatest unethical social experiment. Also discussed: the bourgeois hubris of Coke Freestyle machines, the film The 13th Warrior, and Mike Flanagan's filmography. Follow Alex and check out his podcast/comics, Haus of Decline: https://twitter.com/hausofdecline and https://www.hausofdecline.com/ Follow @E2APodcast on twitter: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:01:14:24

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Ep 33 - Waxwork (aka Monster Mash BDSM) feat. AdequateEmily

10/27/2021
Emily joins once again as guest host, with Peyton explaining a wacky and bizarre 80s direct-to-video horror movie about a wax museum full of monsters and also Marquis de Sade. Other topics include Peyton's weird horror movie recommendations and "Dune, but horny." Find Emily's stuff on YouTube and Twitter: https://www.youtube.com/c/AdequateEmily https://twitter.com/AdequateEmily Follow us on twitter @E2APodcast: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:01:27:06

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Ep 32 - Street Trash (aka Hallelujah, I‘m a Bum)

10/20/2021
With Halloween close, Peyton tells Austin about the 1987 splatter movie Street Trash, which is about hobos melting into goo. Dennis Prager has COVID and they talks about that too. Also, Austin tells you about his band. Idk does anyone even read these? I kinda just want to die. Listen to Austin's band, Headwake: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1kMLFBNNGIha3NA01nnR0y Follow us on twitter @E2APodcast: https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:01:07:41

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Ep 31 - Stupid Star Wars Lore (aka Jizz)

10/13/2021
Back after conspiracy month and an unexpected week off, Peyton and Austin delve into the depths of the online Star Wars encyclopedia, Wookiepedia, to learn some dumb lore facts. Learn about protatos, Jaba the Hutt's Epstein connection, Droopy McCool, and Jizz. Also: Austin says a racial slur. Follow us on twitter @E2APodcast https://twitter.com/E2APodcast

Duration:01:38:42