Profane & Profound

We know, we know -- and we're sorry. Yes, this episode was supposed to drop 11 days ago. But we had some technical difficulties and equipment malfunctions and whatnot that hindered our ability to edit and release this episode in a timely manner. In other words, shit was fucked up and we had to fix it. And we did, at least temporarily. More on that in the next few days... Anyway -- THIS WEEK (which is really the week before last): - Keith is back from Mexico! Is he a drug kingpin and cartel...

THIS WEEK: Keith is busy globetrotting so Max-El held it down dolo. That explains why the show is SO late. That nigga Max be on CP time. SMH Anyway, he breaks the whole Kwame Brown-against-the-world fiasco down to decide whether Kwame is on bullshit or not, and touches a few other topics, including: - Who was wrong in the whole Joe Budden Podcast fiasco, and why was it Joe? - A Black "Wonder Years"? Didn't we already have one of those? - That field kit the police use to test for drugs is...

THIS WEEK: What can we take away from the situation at The Joe Budden Podcast? Is doing business with friends a good idea or a recipe for disaster? ALSO: - Is the Covid vaccine really turning mufuckas into walking antennas? - J. Cole is goin to play basketball in Africa. He must already know that Africans can't hoop. - How does DJ Khaled run on the treadmill every day but manage to remain fat? - When is Hip-Hop finally gonna have its OWN Hall Of Fame? - How many pee breaks can be taken in...

THIS WEEK: Yo -- do Asian people and Black people really not give a fuck about each other, or is this just another plot by The Man to divide and conquer? Let's discuss... This is a LONG episode because cats got SUPER intellectual with topics like: - Who the fuck gave Nas that hat he wore in that new video from the Khaled album? Got Esco lookin' like Stymie Chaplin... - Do we let Jay-Z get away with too much bullshit? - What's the point of Cinco de Mayo? Do Mexicans give a fuck? - Where in...

THIS WEEK: Since neither of our hosts came adequately prepared, the majority of this week's topics were absolutely random. VERY unprofessional of us. Still, the homies managed to get in a spirited debate and touch a small range of subjects, including: - Whoever believes Snowfall is better than The Wire must be either smokin', tootin' or shootin'. Because it ain't. It absolutely aint. - What the fuck is wrong with Floyd Mayweather? Why is he still WORKING to make money? Howcome he ain't on...

THIS WEEK: Is anybody else tired of all this death? Shit... This week the fellas get into some of the police-related fuckery of the past week, as well as other stimulating topics including -- - Red Verzuz Mef - Master P sends his kid to The Real TSU, but what the fuck kinda name is "Hercy"? - Is Jake Paul ducking more NBA smoke? - You hear the one about the couple who tried to have their wedding at a stranger's mansion? That shit crazy. - Can "all lives matter" and "fuck Black lives" live...

THIS WEEK: Did you hear about the schoolteacher named Barney who thought he could rob a Mexican cartel? That dude is dumb as FUCK! We'll tell you ALL about it. Let's also discuss... - Why are the cops in Minnesota killing so many Black folks? - Why do YOU care so much whether I get vaccinated? - How can Hip-Hop help Black Rob? - Should activists be paid for their activism? - Why aren't there more police officers like Cariol Horne? - What will happen if Derek Chauvin is not convicted? Among...

THIS WEEK: Keith couldn't make it this week but the fellas didn't wanna leave you without your weekly fix so Max-El held it down and delivered a solo quickie. He touched topics including... - What in the FUCK was Paul Pierce thinking? - Is Derek Chauvin really about to go to prison? - Are we tired of movie remakes yet? - Does Draymond have a point about the WNBA or is he just hatin'? - Could you have sex with somebody 36 years old than you? - ALL of our hearts are with DMX. Among other...

THIS WEEK: - Mike Strahan's new teeth - Is Lil Nas X brilliant? - Can Nike win their lawsuit over the devil shoes? And what in the fuck is "First Sale Doctrine"? - Why was Quavo fighting over a bag? And who bears more responsibility in a domestic dispute? - As a man who's spoken for, does flirting with (but not fucking) single women prove your superiority or is it playing with fire? -HOW IN THE FUCK WAS MAX-EL NOT ON THE "WORLD'S SEXIEST BALD MEN" LIST?! That shit is a traveshamockery. Among...

THIS WEEK: There wasn't a whole lot to discuss this week but the Profane Pair still managed to do what they always do: talk that good shit about the deepest and most important stories of our time, such as: - Why in the fuck is Melle Mel talkin SO much shit? (And who's responsible for his TRASH-ass facial hair choices?)... - How did Derrick Jaxn trick the WHOLE internet into helping promote his new book? - What laws did the dude who took all them guns with him to Publix ACTUALLY break...? -...

THIS WEEK: Yoooo -- who else thinks Kirk Franklin's son better watch his back before he gets STOMP'd out? He done turnt Gospel Puff Daddy into Sanctified Suge Knight. Kirk wanted ALL the smoke. Put ya hands together. ALSO: - King James and Yeezus are rich as fuck. Holy shit... - Racist crimes and the racist cops who act like the crimes and criminals ain't racist - The tragic tale of the punk bitch who murdered an entire family over $250. - Should you care about issues concerning people who...

THIS WEEK: We got on some philosophical shit and sought to teach you mufuckas somethin' with this one. Well, kinda... We discussed some VERY important topics, including: - Why it's SO important to remain (or become)active as you get older - "Clueless" vs. "Space Jam' -- which is the better movie? - Is selling your company a bad thing if you're Black? - How many damn apps is Facebook tryin' to put on your phone? - They cancelled Pepe LePew, fam. Is NOTHING sacred anymore?? - Why is everybody...

THIS WEEK: After spending last week laying in the sun and smoking weed in paradise, Max-El returns to the spot to recap his birthday trip before he and Lil' Keith touch all (well, MOST of) the topics they missed while he was gone, including: - What's wrong with calling breast milk "breast milk"? Why would anybody have a problem with that? - What's next for Bobby Shmurda? - So if you're a cop and you kill a nigga, you might not get fired. But if you're a Black cop who SAYS "nigga," your Black...

THIS WEEK: - What does the future hold as far as technology goes? Where do we go from here? - Are promiscuous women being praised now? Who makes the rules for how a woman approaches being single? - Why is Jay-Z still so nice? - Who gives a fuck Rush Limbaugh died? Anybody? *crickets* - The LEAST corny thing about Russell Wilson is... - Who shot at CyHi? Among other things... PRESS PLAY!!!

THIS WEEK: - What happened to porn STARS? Like, the household names? Is there too much porn out here nowadays? - Raise your hand if you had NO IDEA Puff sold Sean John... - Ja Rule takes a course at Harvard... do we care? And when is college really even necessary? - On a scale of "DUH" to "FUCKIN' RETARDED," how stupid is the girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair? - You hear about the nigga that pulled the robbery prank? He dead. Among other things... PRESS PLAY!!!

It's Black History Month! Fuck Daniel Cameron! THIS WEEK: - Offset invented Nike AND Michael Jordan. INVENTED THEM! - How do three people end up dead over a dispute about some snow? - Keeping a safe distance and wearing mittens because it's cold ain't white privilege, fam. - Monogamy is a lifestyle choice. - Why does Max-El know so many damn words? - Why are the police in Rochester some bitches? - This nigga Shaq trippin'. Among other things... PRESS PLAY!!

THIS WEEK: We start off by paying due respect to the HEAVY hitters we've lost in the past week with a calm and classy tribute. THEN we get back to our usual, classless selves and get into topics like -- - What in the fuck just happened with GameStop stock? - How the hell did that cop end up in Trey Songz' headlock of death? - What are we, the people, gon' do about the cowards that assaulted the young sista in Harlem? - Who killed chivalry? - How should we react when somebody says the right...

We talked some wild shit on this one, so put ya damn kids away because this might ruin them. THIS WEEK: - Our in-depth (and spoiler-filled) review of Nate Parker's "American Skin." - How long before these old-ass Presidents die? - What's the difference between a pardon and a commutation? - Howcome Ashanti's fine ass ain't got no man? Is she crazy or somethin'? - Michelle Obama was at the Inauguration lookin' like Swagneto on them hoes! - ...But a million hugs from Michelle won't make us...

THIS WEEK: We USUALLY have a list of prepared topics to discuss, but we're slippin' this week. So we just went off the dome like we were in The Basement with Big Tigg. Well, kinda. We managed to get a good show in even without a plan, and we covered compelling topics like: - Why Lori Harvey is doin' EXACTLY what she's supposed to be doing - Why "spousal support" is some bullshit - Why Harden to Brooklyn is finna be some bullshit - Why "it's NEVER, EVER okay to hit women" is some bullshit -...

THIS WEEK: WE FINALLY HIT TRIPLE DIGITS!!! Issa celebration, bitches!! And one of our heroic hosts did a lil TOO much celebrating, but we'll let you see for yourself which host that is. Anyway -- we jump off the new year talkin' bout: - How them MAGA Craggas done finally went full retard. - Does Eminem have legit beef with Snoop? - Can Master P make niggas give a fuck about Reebok again? - What the fuck is Clubhouse? - Hipgnosis strikes AGAIN! - A person wild enough to wear Air Jordans with...