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Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit for more information about Reloaded 2.0. We are not Critical Role, nor are we trying to be. If you are looking for professional trained voice actors and high value production, well, we are not it. Instead, we are just family and friends spending time together around the table every two weeks with a few microphones, documenting our adventures.

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Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit for more information about Reloaded 2.0. We are not Critical Role, nor are we trying to be. If you are looking for professional trained voice actors and high value production, well, we are not it. Instead, we are just family and friends spending time together around the table every two weeks with a few microphones, documenting our adventures.

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S12 Pt 1: Two Hellhounds Humping a Vampire

4/5/2024
S12 Part 2: Two Hellhounds Humping a Vampire As the battle on Yester Hill rages on, the party finds themselves in a fight not only against one of Strahd's vampire brides, but magical forces that aim to hinder them from stopping the druid ritual. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. FIND US ON: Blue Sky Twitter TIKTOK Instagram Our Cast of Characters: Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Randal Ironhand - Human Artificer/Armorer Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) Brennenburg Theme - (Amnesia -The Dark Decent OST) - Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use Divine Judgement - Tabletopmusic.com (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Escape from Shadow - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) The Ninth Layer of Hell - TabletopMusic.com (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Terrible Secret - Etlenne Roussel/Epidemic Sound (used with license via AdobeStock)

Duration:02:22:47

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S11 Pt 2: A Druid Problem

3/31/2024
Session 11 Part 2: A Drruid Problem After clearing the Wizard of Wines out, Davian Martikov approaches the party with another issue that he would like some help with. But a chance encounter on the road to Yester Hill may prove to be a bit too much for the new member of the party. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. FIND US ON: Blue Sky Twitter TIKTOK Instagram Our Cast of Characters: Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael) Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy) Randal Ironhand - Human Artificer/Armorer Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) Everdeep - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Flare - C.K. Martin - from the album Paragon (Licensed under End User Agreement) I am the Ancient, I am the Land - Travis Savoie from the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use) Game of the Minds - C.K. Martin from the album Paragon (Licensed under End User Agreement) I am Not a Hero - C.K. Martin from the album Paragon (Licensed under End User Agreement) Brennenburg Theme - (Amnesia -The Dark Decent OST) - Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use

Duration:02:36:17

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S11 Pt1: Blanket Party

3/22/2024
Session 11: Blanket Party On the heels of clearing the Wizard of Wines of the invading Druid forces, the party must now prepare themselves for the horrors that await them at Yester Hill and discover the mystery that is Winterspinter.. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. FIND US ON: Blue Sky Twitter TIKTOK Instagram Our Cast of Characters: Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Randal Ironhand - Human Artificer/Armorer (Played by Luke) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) Breaking In - The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use Graveyard - Midnight Syndicate - Symphonies from the Crypt - Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com). The Long Rest - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Everdeep - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Duration:02:00:27

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Session 10: The Battle of Stinky Pits

3/8/2024
Session 10: The Battle of Stinky Pits Continuing into the Wizard of Wines, the party takes on the invading druids. But it turns out, someone has been keeping secrets from the party. Who can they trust? About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. FIND US ON: Blue Sky Twitter TIKTOK Instagram Our Cast of Characters: Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) Moments of Life - Benjamin Cornelius (used with license via AdobeStock) Blood Run - The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use For Honor! For Toussaint! - The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use Funerals for a Dragon - Grégoire Lourme (used with license via AdobeStock) Game of Thorns - Manuel Ochoa - (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Theme for Unknown (The Dark Decent OST) - Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use Daniel's Room - (The Dark Decent OST) - Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use Evil's Soft First Touches - The Witcher 3 Hearts of Stone - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use Conjunction of the Spheres - The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use Past the Edge - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Terrible Secret - Etienne Roussel (used with license via AdobeStock)

Duration:02:21:42

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Session 9 Pt 2: Mine is Bigger Than Yours

2/16/2024
Session 9 Pt 2: Mine is Bigger Than Yours The party makes their way to the Martikov camp to meet with the owner of the Wizard of Wines, but Taillefer immediately butts heads with the rough around the edges, no nonsense Davian Martikov. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. Our Cast of Characters: Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) Beyond Hill and Dale; Breaking In; Aen Seidhe; and Heart of Stone - The Witcher 3 OTS Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz & Mikolai Stroinskiand CD PROJEKT RED (used under Fair Use) Lux Tenebras - Mikko Tarmia - Amnesia - The Dark Descent OST (Used with Permission)

Duration:01:14:37

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Session 9 Pt 1: You Smell Like a Bird

2/10/2024
Session 9 Part 1: You Smell Like a Bird Urwin Martikov sends a family member along with the party as they head to the Wizard of Wines to inquire about the hold up of recent wine shipments, which puts Taillefer into quite the tizzy. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. FIND US ON: Blue Sky Twitter TIKTOK Instagram Our Cast of Characters: Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) Haven - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) The Hearth Inn - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Enchanted Forest - A|C Jamendo (used with license via AdobeStock) Restless Knight - Travis Savoie from the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use) Escape from the Shadow - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Duration:01:33:48

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Session 8 Pt 3: A Changing of the Guards

1/24/2024
Session 8 Part 3: The Changing of the Guard With the death of Izek Strazni, the party delivers proof of the deed to Fiona Wachter, causing a change in the leadership of Vallaki About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. Our Cast of Characters: Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael) Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) Ghosts of Appalachia - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) March of the Dead - Travis Savoie - From the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)

Duration:00:44:10

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Session 8 Pt 2: The Freaks Come Out at Night

1/18/2024
Session 8 Part 2: With the plan to eliminate Izek Strazni underway, the party finds themselves facing a new challenge in the form of a full Barovian moon. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. Our Cast of Characters: Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael) Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter @babyvett1 Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) Abandoned Chapel - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Dancing with the Wolves - Travis Savoie from the album "Into the Mists" (Used Under Fair Use) Vampire Hunters - Travis Savoie from the album "Beyond the Mists" (Used Under Fair Use) Spirit of the Plains - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Duration:01:13:17

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Session 8 Pt1: Lose an Elf, Gain an Elf

1/17/2024
Session 8 Part 1: Lose an Elf, Gain an Elf While the party discusses how to implement Lady Wachter's plan to eliminate Izek Strazni from Vallaki's political situation, a strange character claiming to have escaped from the dungeons of Ravenloft arrives at the Blue Water inn. Note: Royally Screwed will be working on uploading two/three shorter episodes each week rather than the larger past episodes. We hope that limiting these episodes to between 1-1.5 hrs will be a more pleasant listening experience. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. Our Cast of Characters: Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael) Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) Before It All Began - Howard Harper-Barnes/Epidemic Sound (used with license via Adobestock) Moment of Life - Benjamin Cornelius (Used with license via Adobestock) Abandoned Chapel - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Duration:01:19:24

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Session 7 Part 2: A Not So Silent Night

12/23/2023
Session 7 Part 2: A Not So Silent Night The party makes a deal with Fiona Wachter to assist with a power grab for the town of Vallaki but find their sanctuary at the Blue Water Inn is shattered by much more than invaded dreams. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. FIND US ON: Blue Sky Twitter TIKTOK Instagram Our Cast of Characters: Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael) Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) "Ossuary 7-Resolve" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Mikko Tarmia - Amnesia- The Dark Descent OST - Lux Tenebras - Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games (Used Under Fair Use) Mikko Tarmia - Amnesia- The Dark Descent OST - Brennenburg Theme - Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games (Used Under Fair Use) A Hearts Wish, A Different Fate - Tabletopmusic.com (Used Under Fair Use) Dark Vestiges (Reworked)- Travis Savoie from Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use) Ancient Tomes - Midnight Syndicate - Symphonies from the Crypt -Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com). He Is the Ancient, He Is the Land - Travis Savoie from Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use) Vampyre - Midnight Syndicate - Symphonies from the Crypt - Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com). Mikko Tarmia - Amnesia- The Dark Descent OST - Theme for Unknown - Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games (Used under Fair Use) Abandoned Chapel - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Duration:03:10:54

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Session 7 Part 1: Feel Free to Sniff Asses

12/15/2023
Session 7 Part 1: Feel Free to Sniff Asses The party returns to the Vistani camp with Arabelle in tow, but encounters on the path lead to turmoil and possible deception. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. FIND US ON: Blue Sky Twitter TIKTOK Instagram Our Cast of Characters: Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael) Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) An Awful Finding - Spectacles Wallet and Watch(used with license via AdobeStock) Gateway to Hell - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Barovian Romance - from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use) Moments of Life - Benjamin Cornelius(used with license via AdobeStock) Barovian Legends (Town Theme) - from the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)

Duration:02:05:14

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Session 6 Part 2: Tales from the Loop

11/28/2023
Session 6 Part 2: Tales from the Loop The search for the missing Vistani child leads the party to the abandoned tower at Lake Baratok, but the echos of the past lead to surprising discoveries and a past visitor to Barovia. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. FIND US ON: Blue Sky Twitter TIKTOK Instagram Our Cast of Characters: Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael) Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) Night Rain by SoundGrenade (used with license via AdobeStock) Legends of Infinity by SoundGrenade (used with license via AdobeStock) Knight of the Night by SoundGrenade (used with license via AdobeStock) "Morgana Rides " Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Soaring" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Warlocks Whisper - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Duration:02:02:44

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Session 6 Part 1: Can I Have Your Cat?

11/11/2023
Session 6 Part 1: Can I Have Your Cat The party travels to the nearby Vistani camp as a favor to Madame Eva. However, when they find that the child Arabelle has recently been kidnapped, they assist in trying to find the child. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. FIND US ON: Blue Sky Twitter TIKTOK Instagram Our Cast of Characters: Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael) Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) The Other Side of the Door - Kevin Macleod - (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Barovian Legands (Town Theme) - Travis Savoie - From the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use) Long Rest - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Haven - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Duration:02:35:18

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Session 5: Love Potion #9

11/4/2023
Warning: We apologize for the poor audio quality of this weeks episode. We had a technical issue with one mic and because of this, the audio quality if muddled and hard to hear at times. Because of this, we have elected NOT to put background music in this episode to avoid making it even harder to hear. Note: Episodes will now be uploaded every other week. Episode 5: Love Potion #9 Following the Feast of St Andral, the party takes the day to reset by exploring the town of Vallaki and trying to make some money. However, one shop's merchant proves to be a bit too much for a few of them. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. FIND US ON: Blue Sky Twitter TIKTOK Instagram Our Cast of Characters: Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael) Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)

Duration:02:50:43

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Episode 4 Part 2 - Puddles of Blood

10/19/2023
While the adventures might be hungry, this wasn't quite the feast they were hoping for. When a relic comes up missing, the party finds themselves trying to solve the mystery of who's behind it, leaving them face to face with Strahd once again. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. FIND US ON: Blue Sky Twitter TIKTOK Instagram Our Cast of Characters: Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael) Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) Lorekeeper's Grove - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Vampire Hunters - Travis Savoie - from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use) Restless Knights - Travis Savoie - From the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use) Unhallowed Ground - Midnight Syndicate - from the album Vampyre: Symphonies from the Crypt Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com).

Duration:02:49:55

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Session 4 Part 1 : I’m an Elf

10/13/2023
Session 4 Part 1: I'm an Elf Finding themselves at the Blue Water Inn, the party enjoys the hospitality and generosity of the Martikovs while encountering some of the "regulars" of the establishment. However, an event in town makes them quickly realize that not everything is peaceful in the town of Vallaki. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. FIND US ON: Blue Sky Twitter TIKTOK Instagram Our Cast of Characters: Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael) Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) Long Rest- Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Halfling Lodge- Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Tavern Celebration- Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Morgana Rides - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 (https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/licenses/) BLack Rider - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Sweltering Desert Nights - Myton Music - Adobe Stock (used with license via AdobeStock) Magic Shoppe- Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Before It All Began - Howard Harper Barnes - Adobe Stock (used with license via AdobeStock)

Duration:02:17:08

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Session 3 Part 2: Big Brown Sack

10/6/2023
S3 P2 - Big Brown Sack The party finally arrive in Vallaki, but not without first assisting a strange elderly woman as well as an encounter that leaves Taillefer with a souvenir that both he and the rest of the party might severely regret. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. FIND US ON: Blue Sky Twitter TIKTOK Instagram Our Cast of Characters: Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael) Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) Abondoned Windmill - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Wounds - Axl Audio - Adobe Stock (used with license via AdobeStock) Dances with Wolves - Travis Savoie from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use) Everrdeep - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Haven - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Duration:01:29:05

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Session 3 Part 1: Big Brown Sack

9/29/2023
Session 3 Part 1: Big Brown Sack Waking up in the Vistani Camp, the party heads off to Villaki, but first they make a pit stop to a familiar place following their encounter with Strahd. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. FIND US ON: Blue Sky Twitter TIKTOK Instagram Our Cast of Characters: Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael) Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) Wander into the Wilderness - Tabletopmusic.com (Used Under Fair Use) Wounds - Axl Audio - Adobe Stock (used with license via AdobeStock) Wicked Rites - Travis Savoie from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use) Warlocks Whisper - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Into The Mists - Travis Savoie from the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use) Barovian Romance - Travis Savoie from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)

Duration:02:39:00

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Session 2 Part 2: Two Favors and a Funeral

9/22/2023
Episode 2 Part 2: Two Favors and a Funeral Leaving the Village of Barovia, the party finds troubles on the road to Tser Pool as they seek out Madame Eva. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. FIND US ON: Twitter TIKTOK Instagram Our Cast of Characters: Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael) Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) Wander into the Wilderness - Tabletopmusic.com (Used Under Fair Use) City of Broken Souls - Tabletopmusic.com (Used Under Fair Use) Everdeep - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Clash of the Warforge - Tabletopmusic.com (Used Under Fair Use) Funerals for a Dragon - Adobe Stock (used with license via AdobeStock) Wicked Rites - Travis Savoie from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use) Barovian Romance - Travis Savoie from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use) The Long Rest - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Duration:03:20:55

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Session 2 Part 1: Two Favors and a Funeral

9/15/2023
Episode 2: Part 1 Their first 24 hours in Barovia proves to be a hair raising experience as the party finds that peace and quiet are something that the land is severely lacking. But when an unexpected guest arrives at the funeral of Kolyan Indirovich, they find themselves face to face with the Lord of the Land. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. FIND US ON: Twitter TIKTOK Instagram Our Cast of Characters: Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael) Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Cleric (Played by Alyssa) Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob) Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie) Plask Huldar - Orc Fighter (Played by Demetri) Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock (Played by Jason) Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh) Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie) Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter Music Credits (in order of usage): Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock) All Hallows Eve - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) March of the Dead - Travis Savoie from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use) Lorekeepers Grove - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License) Madness of the Abbot - Travis Savoie from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use) Graveyard - Midnight Syndicate - from the album Vampyre: Symphonies from the Crypt Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com). Vampyre - Midnight Syndicate - from the album Vampyre: Symphonies from the Crypt Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com). Thunderbird - Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 (https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/licenses/)

Duration:02:16:44