A Podcast You Can't Sweat Out

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Just like the lady in a blue dress, you've got cigarettes on your breath (and hopefully, this podcast in your ear). Today, we’re talking about "Let It Enfold You" by Senses Fail. Maybe you love this album (gently, with a chainsaw). Or maybe just the scent of it is enough to make you sick. Either way, we're dressed to thrill and ready to play doctor, babe. So let us take this medicine; together, we're gonna watch (and listen) to New Jersey fall into the Atlantic. special guests: Anthony Picarelli (@anthonypicarelli), Adam Spitz (@adamspitz_), & Nikki Kaia Lee (@nikki_kaia_lee) recorded May 19th, 2019

Comin’ atcha straight from the streets of that one bedroom apartment, today we’re talking Memphis May Fire’s self-titled debut EP, and we’ve gathered together to see if cowbell is truly making a comeback. Maybe you’d like to abandon this record without a way home. Or maybe your love for it is vast and deep and whole (just like the open sea)! So hear this out: whatever you think, you should definitely stay awake through this episode; you may find we have something in common! recorded May 16th, 2019

Siren, siren, don’t do this dance in my ear! Today we’re taking on both seven years & Saosin’s debut EP, “Translating the Name”.Maybe you love it so much that you’d promise it the world and a dozen roses. Or maybe you can find a way without it, and don’t fear the thought of not sensing how good it is. Regardless, get ready to listen to our voices in southern accents screaming at you, because it’s time to get this off our chest. recorded May 9th, 2019

Make like a girl from 7/11 and get ready to stay up all night (but be sure to get me a discount); today we're talking about “Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy” by Mindless Self Indulgence. We’re gonna play it forwards and backwards to find messages for the suckas. Do you still love this album (like your mommy) because you know that it can rock, rhyme, fuck, AND is on time? Or maybe you hate it, like Jimmy Page. Together, we're gonna find out if this album could've been something, or if it just falls flat upon its ass. recorded April 16th, 2019

Call the police! This whole place is gonna burn! Today we’re checking out “A Flair for the Dramatic” by Pierce the Veil. Maybe you to love hear them sing in the morning. Or maybe you need to be honest when you say “I could never leave this album”. Either way, we’re gonna break a leg tonight, while the understudy dies under the knife (what a shame!) special guest: Virginia Wright (@virganja) recorded April 11th, 2019

Can you feel your heartbeat racing? Can you taste the fear in her sweat? Can you hear me monologuing? Today we’re talking all about “They’re Only Chasing Safety” by Underoath. Maybe you feel like it’s real pretty (the way it all streaks together at night). Or maybe if someone offered you this album, you’d say “Let’s not even try”. Get up against the wall and listen, there’s no turning back tonight! special guest: Lindsay Jacobsen (@lindsayjacobsen) recorded April 3rd, 2019

If you want to know our plans, and how involved in them you are, then just sit there like Buddha and listen; today we’re talking about “...Is A Real Boy” by Say Anything. Maybe when you listen to it, you wanna do it right where it’s standing (or playing?). Or maybe you just wanna say “whoa” and cart it off. Either way, admit it! You’ve got some sort of opinion on this album, and so do we! special guest: Jackson Wargo (@snowball_ii_is_a_cult) recorded March 26th, 2019

Curtains! Curtains! Curtains! Curtains! Steady, listening to us review “In Vogue” by Drop Dead Gorgeous won’t hurt a bit! Maybe you live for it, and only it, so you already know that everyone loves it (like a drama). Or maybe, if this album were a person, you’d eagerly get on line to murder it (first come, first serve). Either way, get dressed in your friend requests, because we’re about to finish the job. special guest: John Botterio (@tiedyetileyedie) recorded March 21st, 2019

I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants, I wanna get in your ears with this episode, all about Bowling For Soup’s “A Hangover You Don’t Deserve”. Maybe you’re still preoccupied with this album, and feel like nothing has been alright since it came out. Or maybe you think everything about this record is a sad, sad situation. Take a look at your average life, pop your daily Prozac, and listen to us find out what happened to sitcoms & game shows on the radio. special guests: Kiki Karatzas (@kikiglencoco), Alex Pickert (@someburgers), and Cheez-It (@cheezitthedog) recorded March 13th, 2019

Turn off the lights, we’re listening to “Downtown Battle Mountain” by Dance Gavin Dance. Maybe you threw this album away the second you met it. Or maybe you don’t know why you fight for it this way. Is how we feel about it plaguing your brain? We’re dressed in time to sip the wine, so cover your head; it’s nice of you to stay a few and listen! recorded March 7th, 2019

If I recall correctly, it was the middle of my episode description, and today we’re talking about “The Papercut Chronicles” by Gym Class Heroes. Trading in hollow words for jelly-filled verbs, five pound pronounces and predicates, Fueled By Ramen’s first foray into hip-hop had everyone in 2005 feeling like they were stuck with a hand full of band-aids. You know you’re young, but maybe you feel like if you had to choose it or the sun, you’d be one nocturnal son of a gun. Or maybe this little chemical romance left a bad taste in your mouth. Let’s take cutie for a ride in our deathcab, and we’ll figure out how we feel about it before we drop her off at the meth lab. special guest: Jac Walsh (@trulyblessed69) recorded March 1st, 2019

Seek me! Call me! And when you’re done shattering the bonds that tie us, we’ll be waiting to talk all about “The End Of Heartache” by Killswitch Engage. Maybe you mourn for those who never knew that this album was made for comfort, for solace. Or maybe this album is so bad that you’ll want to bid it farewell and sever the ties. Break free, this is your time to listen! special guest: James Brady (@jamesbradyguitar) recorded February 26th, 2019

Hey dad, look at this! Today we’re talking about “No Pads, No Helmets… Just Balls” by Simple Plan, released in 2002 (when I was just a kid). Maybe you’d do anything to hold it in your arms. Or maybe you’re sorry that it can’t be perfect, and listening to it just makes you feel like you’re living the worst day over and over again. Let’s check it out together to see if we’re all still addic- still addicted to it. special guests: Mckenzie Shelby (@kenzjillian) & Zoe Warshaw (@zowarshaw) recorded February 22nd, 2019

Do you remember this? Today we’ll be rolling tape and decoding the moans on “...Burn, Piano Island, Burn” by The Blood Brothers. Straight from the suburbs of Seattle, this post-hardcore quintet’s major-label debut had everyone in 2003 questioning what exactly it was that bulimic rainbows vomit. Looking back now, were these guys really on to something special (little girl)? Or will it having you begging the doctor to pull the fucking plug (‘cause you can’t put the life back into this hospital ward)? We don’t need a blueprint to decide; let’s see how much shame this episode causes us. special guest: Dylan Hanwright (@slothfella) recorded February 20th, 2019

It’s a new day, so it’s also a new episode! Today we’re talking “The Young and the Hopeless” by Good Charlotte; this was the album that taught all the boys what girls really like (spoiler alert: it’s cars and money) Will this album having us throwing all of our hands up? Or will it keep us always complainin’, just like the rich and famous? You can stop wondering and start to hold on; it might get better than you know! special guest: Sam Yahn (@hammalama) recorded February 11th, 2019

Go tell all your friends that this week’s episode is all about "Take to the Skies" by Enter Shikari. In 2007, this record fell straight from the mothership and had everyone’s lives flashing before their eyes. Maybe it’s all you need to feel alive, or perhaps you think it’s not a winner (sorry!). Whatever you decide, we’ll let you know if we think “Take to the Skies” deserves to get lost in a labyrinth. recorded January 28th, 2019

Before you jump down my throat, I’d like to present you with something called “Sticks and Stones” by New Found Glory. Perhaps you feel this album is an all-time low (bruised and broken from our head on collision). Or maybe, just maybe you need this. But you can go on and sort that out on your own time; for now, let’s get drunk off of kisses, then you can figure out if this album is everything you wanted. special guests: Russell Castiglione (@r_lion1440) & Austin Deyo (@afdeyo) from Cosmonaut Radio (@cosmonautradio) recorded January 23rd, 2019

Get ready to waltz around the room with a glaze in your stare; today we’re talking “Bless The Martyr and Kiss the Child”, as performed by Norma Jean. Maybe you ain’t see it in awhile, but your love for this album simply will not die. Or maybe you think it is all done wrong (or so it appears). Either way, don’t go running away from this earth. Stick around and listen to us; it can’t be as bad as bringing a knife to a gunfight. recorded January 18th, 2019

Let me see you put your hands up on the stereo; it’s spitting out “Rise or Die Trying” by Four Year Strong. Filled with beatdowns in the key of happy, some might think that it’s one in a million (which makes my chances about a million to one). On the other hand, some might act like they can do better than this album (but don’t tell me, I don’t wanna know). This is your last warning; our time has come and we’re going straight on ‘til we’ve made our way through all of it. recorded January 3rd, 2019