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Hookers Pee Pee On the Mattress
So much news. If you had to kiss Lee Stranahan on the lips or on the ass, which would you choose? It seems a reporter for Newsweek chose the latter. Does Trump fear a bit of news coming down the pipe? Something the media has been holding and holding to the point of bursting? Well, no more Cuban cigars. THANKS, TRUMP! No WONDER your approval ratings are so low! What's that noise outside Aaron's house? Why did he send his wife out to check? And what does it have to do with dinner? What what...
The Breitbit Evening News, June 15, 2017
Did you know WJJ Hoge could foretell events 90 years in the future? That’s probably a good thing since he has trouble keeping track of present-day events. Thank you, Lord, for dull-witted enemies. Now, the podcast.
The Breitbit Evening News, June 12, 2017
Just as we began recording tonight's episode of the Breitbit Evening News, we learned that sources were telling MSNBC that President Trump was considering firing Special Investigator Robert Mueller. CNN’s April Ryan on Monday described “mass hysteria” in the White House over concerns the president is considering terminating special counsel Robert Mueller, who was appointed by Deputy Attorney Rod Rosenstein to oversee the Russia investigation. As one might imagine, this bit of late breaking...
BREITBIT EVENING NEWS, June 9, 2017
It was so funny, I fell off the bed! Actually, it wasn't all that funny at the time, but we can look back at our personal foibles and laugh about them, right? It is that uniquely progressive quality that gives us the right -- nay, DUTY -- to laugh at conservative morons. Which we do.
Breitbit Evening News, June 7, 2017
So much news! News, news, news. News and views. With mews, as we are joined by Onyx, the Bald . Tonight, we cover former FBI Director James Comey’s release of his opening statement for tomorrow’s testimony, focusing on what this means to the as of yet unproven allegations of Trump’s cavorting on a urine-soaked mattress with Russian hookers. Stay up to date with the Breitbit Evening News!
Those Foolish Americans!
Who's an international embarrassment? Who's an international embarrassment? WE are! WE are an international embarrassment! YES we ARE! YES we ARE!
Standing With our British Cousins
We reuse to allow the terror attacks in London tonight dull our spirits. We need to stay strong and free! Bill and Lady Di Preston-Schmalfeldt keep calm and carry on in the face of a terror attack in London.
Have You Gotten YOUR Bald Pussy Gear Yet?
Show the world that you are in the resistance with your "Bald Gear" from http://cafepress.com/bloodonthemicrophone. Help us keep this show going. In 2013, Bill recorded three comedy bits that his enemies have classified as Child ography, even though there were no children involved in the recording, no sex, no ography. On today's show, we will show these folks for the liars they are by playing all three bits. They are NSFW, they are rude, crude and naughty. But having had them listened to by...
Short Steps from Taunting Disabled, to Assaulting Journos, to Calling for Murder
Co-host Bill Preston-Schmalfeldt has experienced it. Trump mocked a disabled reporter. The new Montana congressman bodyslammed one. Now prominent conservatives are calling for the murder of all liberals. We'll trace these very small steps that are leading this nation toward disaster. Also, Episode #1 of "Max Payload, Government Investigator."
THEY WENT TO JARED! NBC Announces Jared Kushner is Under FBI Scrutiny
With about 20 minutes to go before show time, NBC News announces President Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner is under scrutiny by the FBI. IN OTHER NEWS: Could it be that Republicans are so embarrassed by the doomed American Health Care Act that they resort to assaulting reporters rather than answering legitimate questions? If this jerk in Montana wins tonight's special election, will other Republicans adopt violent tactics to keep from answering questions they don't like? Bill and Lady Di...
Our First Episiode, Warts and All
This first effort is something of a hybrid. It began as a live show. Then both of our computers froze up so we had to abandon BTR, record the remainder of the show, and upload it to the service. We hope you like it, and we hope BTR can get its act together and stop doing crazy crap like that!