But It Was Aliens

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Rene Gilham’s 1957 UFO sighting. Rene’s neighbours kid alerted Rene to the presence of something in the sky so Rene went to take a look. Rene would regret this action for Rene’s eye would swell to disgusting but not very disgusting proportions. Rene saw a doctor before the military got wind of this and told Rene to keep quiet. They didn’t know that Rene had already seen a doctor though so the word still got out. Details of this case then mysteriously went up in a blaze. A cover up? Let’s find out. Woooaaaah. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com and via Purple Planet at www.purpleplanet.com - thank you most kindly good people.

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe a gosh damned UFO crash landing. A burning object was seen in the sky across much of North America and Canada in December 1965 before hitting the ground in Pennsylvania’s Kecksburg. The military quickly arrived, suspiciously quickly in fact, but before they did a local managed to investigate the crash. The local fire service too were called in but were stood down by armed military. Since this time, an Air Force Security Officer who was tasked with guarding the object has come forward to confirm that this event took place. Yes, there are several witnesses to these events. Something came down. Something our governments don’t want us to know about. The only question that remains is what that object was. Was it a drone? Well and the small matter of whether this case links to the Nazi Alien or technologically advanced Die Glocke? Does Kev owe Granville £500 £750 £1000 £3000 and is the amount on record? All that and more on this week’s file. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. Sources: Pennsylvania Center for the Book summary: https://pabook.libraries.psu.edu/literary-cultural-heritage-map-pa/feature-articles/acorn-space-kecksburg-incident NBC News coverage: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna34135497 Montel Williams Show Youtube video of James Romansky’s account: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIVIQ2IXWHY&t=11s Unsolved Mysteries Youtube episode on Kecksburg Incident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2dlW6hUnuk

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Pauline Delcour-Min’s lifetime of extraterrestrial activity. Several lifetimes in fact. Several million lifetimes. This one involves it all - greys, cat people, angels and an ultimate creator. Oh and spirit bodies. How does it all connect? Kevin and Granville aren’t even sure… All that and more on this episode. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com and via Purple Planet at www.purpleplanet.com - thank you most kindly good people.

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the solving of the February 1977 murder of Teresita Basa. This one is unusual because it was solved by Teresita herself. Yep. Teresita is alleged to have communicated through former co-worker Remi Chia, pointing the finger at hospital colleague Allan Showery. Yes, Teresita fingered the culprit to her own murder. Teresita, even identified evidence to prove her claims, through Remy. Was this one as it seems - a case of a spirit solving their own murder from beyond the grave? Or did Remi and husband Joe Chua know a little more than they let on and come up with a creative way to get this information to the police? Alongside that, information suggests that the MiB’s may be targeting Mr Moonwalker at work under assumed identities… All that and more on this week’s probe. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. Sources: Paranormal Catalog: https://www.paranormalcatalog.net/ghosts/how-the-spirit-of-teresita-basa-solved-her-own-murder-case?utm_content=cmp-true Unsolved Mysteries Fandom: https://unsolvedmysteries.fandom.com/wiki/Teresita_Basa

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe an alleged extraterrestrial amphibian-looking creature who appeared to several teenagers over two different evenings. April 21st - 22nd 1977, Dover Massachusetts. William Bartlett, John Baxter and Abby Brabham all saw a similar looking cross between Slenderman and a sloth… Or a frog with disturbing digits. But did they really? Were these witnesses really unrelated? Alongside that, we discover that Mr Moonwalker loves potato salad. All that and more on this weeks probe. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com and via Purple Planet at www.purpleplanet.com - thank you most kindly good people.

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe whether a body preserved from the late neolithic period known today as Ötzi is tracking down and killing those who disturbed Ötzi’s several thousand year resting place. Discovered in September 1991, many who were involved in this frozen discovery have since passed away. Is this one truly a curse, or is nature just taking its natural course? Remember that calling BS on a curse is a BAD MOVE. Alongside all that we ponder… Would Kev and G survive in the Copper Age? All that and more on this week’s probe. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. Sources: Sabrina’s summary in the Lethbridge News: https://lethbridgenewsnow.com/2021/10/08/the-curse-of-otzi-the-iceman/ TreeHugger facts about Ötzi: https://www.treehugger.com/things-you-dont-know-about-otzi-4868803 Ötzi‘s genetic history: https://phys.org/news/2016-01-discoveries-otzi-genetic-history.amp Tsemrinpoche detailed write up: https://www.tsemrinpoche.com/tsem-tulku-rinpoche/paranormal/creatures-and-monsters/the-curse-of-otzi-the-iceman.html Link for what Ötzi sounded like: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_FUH4xpYUMs Also see: https://www.sciencealert.com/this-is-what-oetzi-the-iceman-sounded-like#

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe two sisters at Trout Lake, Canada in 2005. What these people saw was oh so much more than fish. Dolphins, perhaps? Pokemon? Or was it god damn aliens? Alongside that we ponder what keeps Greybeard running during these sleepy times? All that and more on this episode. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com and via Purple Planet at www.purpleplanet.com - thank you most kindly good people.

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe several simian sightings from 1878, 1879, the late 1800’s and as recently as the 1980’s in England within the United Kingdom. Is there a ghostly gorilla roaming the lands of the Shropshire Union Canal? Does this creature stalk those who pass Bridge 39? Is this creature cold? Or is the creature responsible for these several shocks actually the lingering spirit of a deceased workman from the area, as the police of the day seemed to believe? Or perhaps a gorilla on horseback roams the British countryside to this day? Was this thing a Pokemon? Alongside that it is pondered as to what gorilla’s like to do with bananas… HERE HE COMES BANANA SLAMMA KONGO BONGO’s HERO. All that and more on this week’s file. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. When Kev sang the Donkey Kong Country theme, the theme of the actual Nelvena and Medialab-produced cartoon composed via Pure West was underlaid because IT HAD TO BE DONE. There was a tiny tiny snippet of the Indiana Jones theme song aka The Raiders March as Kev hummed the tune, which was composed and conducted via John Williams courtesy of Polygram, Sony Music and Colombia Records. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. Sources: Spooky Isles: https://www.spookyisles.com/man-monkey-shropshire-union-canal/ Canal & River Hub: https://canalriverhub.co.uk/the-shropshire-man-monkey-bigfoot-of-the-uk-canals/ Cryptid Archives: https://cryptidarchives.fandom.com/wiki/Man-monkey?fbclid=IwAR03wGDwI197Dm1MTHUywofoqHOTNGRkVWlTg1KAPymAFp2kOFg49Rd7Ass_aem_AfMkMBwLWL-MDHTmBfnrVf1V9-1-DeaZzo89gHHzS6zZntfvGsiBjFQ9feIhTSQ4oj8 Karl Shuker article: https://karlshuker.blogspot.com/2010/09/devil-of-mystery-from-smethwick.html?m=1

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe four UFO sightings of a similar, possibly the same craft in the Wisconsin area. Suspiciously, all these crafts were witnessed by people with no, or 1 letter surnames. Were the witnesses MiB’s? Are we being MiBbed off? Are these photos legitimate, have they been Photoshopped or have these old timer camera’s just naturally f’d up? Alongside that we ponder whether Greybeard should get Nintendo Online or play Helldivers? All that and more on this weeks episode. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com and via Purple Planet at www.purpleplanet.com - thank you most kindly good people.

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe someone who is officially the most successful pirate in history, Black Sam Bellamy. Black Sam came from humble beginnings, a young British Navy sailor who turned treasure hunter in order to secure the marriage of Sam’s true love (Sam had to get rich or die trying). Things went a bit sideways however when Sam found that the 1715 Treasure Fleet had already been recovered (well, the easy bits at least) meaning that Sam had no quick and easy treasure to achieve his goal. What’s a skilled man of the sea to do when in need of money? That’s right, PIRATE. Black Sam Bellamy would come in to contact with famous pirates Henry Jennings, Benjamin Hornigold and Blackbeard and join the Flying Gang but Sam would become more successful than all of them, depending upon how you define success… From storming ships naked to deceiving ships with fake flags, Sam earned well over one hundred million dollars in today’s currency. At the height of Sam’s success however, Sam longed for love. Allegedly. Truthfully. At this very same moment, it is alleged that Sam’s love, who had encountered misery whilst waiting for Sam, placed a curse on Sam. Sam, unaware of the misery of his love, would one day return but this day may just have been Sam’s last. Was witchcraft responsible? Alongside that, we ask whether a pirate can be truly good if they put everything to the vote… All that and more on this week’s file. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. As it’s a pirate episode, we had to easter egg and include our favourite music from Rare’s formerly exclusive Xbox title Sea Of Thieves, courtesy of Microsoft and composed via the magical Robin Beanland. Those tunes included Maiden Voyage, Summon the Megalodon, Shipwreaks and We Shall Sail Together. We closed out the episode with the usual ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. Sources: Wikiwand: https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Samuel_Bellamy Historical Society of Old Yarmouth article on Mary ‘Goody’ Hallet: https://www.hsoy.org/blog/2023/3/16/mmrensabce8y1twvpa1ka6a4hfokvv Wicked Yankee blog detailing Mary Hallet: http://wickedyankee.blogspot.com/2011/10/mary-hallet-witch-of-eastham.html?m=1 Pirates Love Fandom stub on Mary Hallet: https://pirateslove.fandom.com/wiki/Maria_Hallet Real Pirates podcast - 4 episode series on Black Sam Bellamy.

The paranormal comedy podcast where we probe George Wheeler’s 1976 sighting of something in the sky. What? It’s not entirely clear on first analysis actually. On second analysis, it was a flying saucer. On third, a Jaffa Cake. On fourth, the moon. Nobody can be sure until we pop the lid off this one and see what’s going on with that dangly bit… All that and more on this episode. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the Voronezh UFO. 27/09/1989. This date is written in now Russian history for this was Independence Day. Well, not that type of Independence Day but a big-a** spaceship may have breached then-Soviet airspace. The smart folks (possibly the adults because those witnesses may have allegedly truthfully disappeared) ran. Those with their wits perhaps less about them, stood awestruck. Did the craft land? If a craft lands and an alien exits said craft, the first thing they teach you in MiB Academy is to not directly approach an alien. One child didn’t follow this teaching, f’d around and found out. Parallel to that, this one was witnessed by the police and with such an authentic sighting, this one quickly made it’s way to the media of the time. State media. Scientific analysis ensued. Alongside that it is pondered through the episode… What kind of potential weapon found laying around the house would be best to combat an alien invader? What could you say to an alien that would result in the alien immediately opening fire on you? All that and more on this week’s file. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. Sources: Oddity Hive: https://oddityhive.com/ufo-phenomenon/voronezh-ufo-incident/ Washington Post: https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/1989/10/10/back-in-the-ufo/bcac9950-8ea1-47d7-8539-e16aec4542e1/ Alchetron: https://alchetron.com/Voronezh-UFO-incident

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe whether Kevin was probed. Well, abducted. But not our Kevin, he’s a national icon and global treasure. This Kevin was in Canada and on the 2nd of September 1987 this Kevin was taking a lads holiday to the Dewhurst Creek between Sheldon Lake and Macpass. Moose hunting and fishing were on the agenda but what went down, or up, was something much more extraterrestrial. Alongside that we ponder whether a tree falling down in space would make a sound. All that and more on this weeks probe. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com and via Purple Planet at www.purpleplanet.com - thank you most kindly good people.

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe an alleged physical assault on Bigfoot. It's the Sassy Saga part two - the second time we've probed Bigfoot. In 2010, Tim Peeler’s dogs were in heat which was very important for us to know. That heat, may have attracted Bigfoot. Ole’ Sassy themselves. Being randy, Bigfoot simply wouldn’t ‘GET’ and so Tim had to take action. That action was first to poke Sasquatch with a stick but when that didn’t work, Tim brought out the big guns. Tim’s gun. By gun, we mean Tim’s arm - Tim punched Bigfoot. That’s right, Tim Peeler, is the man who socked Bigfoot. What did Bigfoot do? This led us to another emergency services call about Bigfoot over in Washington State. Are these two calls the most compelling Bigfoot eye witness accounts there have ever been? Alongside that we ponder whether coyotes are coy… Was Tim Peeler a Pokemon trainer? Can Bigfoot speak dog? All that and more on this week’s file. Go on, GET. The Tim Peeler calls between 13:25 - 15:40 and 17:06 - 23:17 The news report is 29:07 - 31:01 Washington State 911 call: 35:03 - 36:28 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. Sources: YouTube audio of the Tim Peeler 911 call: Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juVIyVwjBzA (2:15) Part 2: https://youtu.be/MUS2vMgKda0?feature=shared (6:10) Another link: https://youtu.be/ke42-2nfbbg?si=ib6Lr7Nn5v-asjv1 (1:52) WCNC News Report on Tim Peeler: https://youtu.be/EppoBdFUyYE?si=8l6Ve80hlvaUbvBN Tim Peeler’s own account on YouTube via Tim’s YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/qhDI_9MlUIE?feature=shared Back up of Tim’s account: https://youtu.be/0waaPsgrdH0?feature=shared YouTube audio of the second Bigfoot 911 call in Kitsap, Peninsula, Washington State during 1990: https://youtu.be/WmbNEKrNnvg?feature=shared CBS article of man struck by vehicle pretending to be Bigfoot: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-hit-by-car-twice-in-apparent-bigfoot-hoax/

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe . 3am, March, 1979, USA - the details aren’t clear but what can you expect when aliens and memory wiping are involved? Pat Eudy was a 46 year old driving to Monroe who may or may not have been but probably was slabbed and probed. After two years, Pat sought answers. Those answers, were that Pat was abducted by aliens and spent some time in a cockpit before being strapped down and analysed. Alongside this, Mr Moonwalker shares his interaction with a former UFC fighter who didn’t take kindly to backhanded support. All that and more on this week’s episode. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com and via Purple Planet at www.purpleplanet.com - thank you most kindly good people.

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the most possessed/haunted house possibly ever documented, the Ammons house. Between 2011 and 2012, this house is believed to have been attacked by demons. It all starts as many a Hollywood tale have, with flies. Blankets of flies covering a house without known cause. Things only got worse from there. Soon, there were footsteps, creaks and even an unknown figure. It’s safe to say that Mr Moonwalker and Kev would’ve pegged it way before any figures made an appearance but on with the tale we must go. If you can sense otherworldly presences, but they can’t be seen or heard in general, how can you tell how many there are? Does The Vision operate like a known sense e.g. where you can perceive different tones and pitch, or perceive different levels of light? You know people always suggest that if haunted and what-not, folks should move, but that isn’t actually always a realistic option. People therefore have to look to other methods and that’s exactly what this family did. Some of those methods were pretty wild. This case may well be the most well documented (officially) events that we have ever covered. Alongside all of this, we learn of another of Mr Moonwalker’s disturbing dreams. All that and more on this week’s file. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. Sources: Indianapolis Star Article: https://eu.indystar.com/story/news/2014/01/25/the-disposession-of-latoya-ammons/4892553/ Skeptical Inquirer: https://skepticalinquirer.org/2014/05/the-200-demons-house-a-skeptical-demonologists-report/ The Line Up: https://the-line-up.com/ammons-family-haunting

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe James Richards’ June 1973 allegedly alien encounter. JR was minding his business when outside, lights appeared. Next, there was a thrashing. Before you know it, JR was seeing a UFO BY GAWD. JR contacted the police who too the account very seriously and transferred JR to the Flight Service Station at Columbia Regional Airport whereby JR discovered that there had been similar sightings. The police later turned up to investigate, as did J. Allen Hynek. Was this one a prank, or was it indeed, aliens? Alongside that, should But It Was Aliens advertise ball trimmers? All that and more on this weeks episode. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com and via Purple Planet at www.purpleplanet.com - thank you most kindly good people.

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe penis-snatching. Mr Moonwalker today makes the choice that Kev in the John, never, had. Twice. In 2023 Nigeria, the most awful of pandemic’s broke out. Worse than life-ending disease, this pandemic resulted in people temporarily losing their penis. It’s not just d*cks either, for some folks were losing nipples. These incidents have resulted in much pain and suffering via mob justice. There have also been police prosecutions related to these cases of vanishing penis. Alongside these horrific events we ponder whether a micropenis is the size of a nose? If you had the power to inflict people with a micro-organ, would you use it? Ultimately we ask whether this unusual epidemic was a case of aliens, a cryptid, demons, voodoo, a ghost, or telekinesis? Then we give Mr Moonwalker a gift he will never forget. All that and more on this week’s file. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. Drinking rules: Kev filled the research notes with photos and artwork of the common human penis. Many, many hogs. These hogs were not directly referenced in the research, they were just hanging around. Every time Mr Moonwalker commented on any such image, he had to do a shot aka a mini-Moonie. Sources: New Lines Magazine article by Kingsley Charles: https://newlinesmag.com/reportage/the-curious-phenomenon-of-nigerias-disappearing-penises/ Wikipedia summary (yes, we know): https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_(disease) Strong, Y. N., Cao, D. Y., Zhou, J., Guenther, M.A., Anderson, D.J., Kaye, A. D., Blick, B. E., Anandi, P. R., Patel, H. Y. and Urits, I. (2023) Koro Syndrome: Epidemiology, Psychiatric and Physical Risk Factors, Clinical Presentation, Diagnosis, and Treatment Options. Health Psychology Research. 11: 70165. Available online at: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9946797/ Accessed: 22/01/2024

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the New Year’s Day 2024 extraterrestrial encounter at Miami’s Bayside Mall aka Miami Marketplace. On this evening, a commotion ensued at or around a shopping mall and the police were, allegedly truthfully, not saying anything. What was going down? With a lack of information, people went looking for answers and answers, people did find. Those answers, were in the shape of extraterrestrials. Shadow aliens, to be more specific. Moments prior to this incident, a UFO may have been seen in the sky. Next, residents starting posting on social media about power cuts and the wifi went down. Something was happening. Something, with many witnesses. But had the police really kept quiet? Or was there a fight involving teenagers and did fireworks get mistaken for gunshot leading to the huge police response? That sounds like a cover up to us… Well, to one of us. The other one of us may have reverted back to their 2020 Scully persona and I’m not Moonwalker saying which one of us Moonwalker it is but Moonwalker we think you’ll be able to Moonwalker figure it out without any Moonwalker clues. Alongside that, we ponder why aliens crash? All that and more on this week’s file. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. When Moonwalker who shall not be named started Scullying up (definitely covering up for THE MAN), you may have heard the X-Files theme from the television series. The famous instrumental usually known as ‘The X-Files’ was composed by Mark Snow with the show creator being Chris Carter. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. Sources: The Miami Mall Walking Alien Video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=smEnuziEEL0 NBC Miami article on four teenagers being arrested after brawl: https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/4-juveniles-arrested-after-large-fight-breaks-out-in-bayside-marketplace-on-new-years-day/3195115/ CBS Miami summary news video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek_8t1sdvGc UFO seen in sky before the mall incident: https://www.1029thebuzz.com/2024/02/03/all-of-the-things-you-could-fit-in-this-pothole-on-i-440-in-nashville/ YouTube ‘Clean Footage’ video of Miami Aliens: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1x6ohfnBS60 TikTok Witness: https://www.tiktok.com/@columbus__710/video/7321524987892944170?_t=8iqjZsKVJP9&_r=1 Twitter high resolution alien walk video: https://x.com/szuculo/status/1743282935359328679?s=46&t=EyKoa6miXYVfEvXv5EPXfg Sosa Pippen witness account: https://x.com/ufonetwork_/status/1743294639333900783?s=46&t=EyKoa6miXYVfEvXv5EPXfg

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the Majestic 12. Or should that be Majority 12? Or is that the Shi*ty Six? It’s said that right around the time of the Roswell UFO crash of 1947, a group hidden beyond plain sight were formed to first examine alien remains before ultimately controlling decision-making pertaining to alien visitation to earth, as well as controlling the development of our own future based upon alien technology. There have been documents uncovered over the years lending some credibility to this story. Enough credibility in fact that the Air Force and FBI have taken a look. Those documents included a Majestic 12 1952 Briefing given by an anonymous intelligence official to Britain's leading ufologist of the time, Timothy Good. Across the pond, UFO researcher Jaime Shandera also received this 1952 briefing, purported to be written by a Head of Central Intelligence, Roscoe Hillenkoetter, for President-elect Dwight Eisenhower, outlining the creation of the Majestic 12. This led to a probing of archives which uncovered further mention of this mysterious group in official records. Aliens WERE recovered at Roswell AND elsewhere! Some say this is all legitimate. Others believe that this is a hoax. Others still, acknowledge that the best cover up of all may indeed be to just tell the truth, sprinkled with one or two easily disprovable elements to convince the world that the truth is too bonkers to be real. Alongside that, we ponder whether wearing a crown to a job interview is the only way to assure that you will be offered the job. Just so long as garçon brings you that drink… All that and more on this week’s file. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/ Probe us: Email: butitwasaliens@gmail.com Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers Music: Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. Super. Sources: FBI Vault: https://vault.fbi.gov/Majestic%12 Black Vault link to same document: https://documents.theblackvault.com/documents/fbifiles/majestic.pdf Presidential History Geeks Live Journal write up: https://potus-geeks.livejournal.com/1517129.html Your Paranormal article: https://yourparanormal.com/conspiracy-theories/majestic-12/ William Cooper article: https://www.cs.mcgill.ca/~abatko/interests/conspiracy/mj12/