House of Fantods

In which we finally find out what's up with the anatomically correct sex ed puppets. Theme song: No Way, by Sue and the Namies. Sound and music attribution. Support the show

The poem that Wallace Whitman won the poetry slam in Seattle with. Support the show

The Fantod Pack comes up with a solution for how to connect with others on the psychic spectrum without alerting the Opposition to their plans. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies Attribution for music and effects Support the show

Cassandra and Simone encounter a character in the house that materializes from one of Marina’s dreams, which leads Cassandra and the Paladins to come up with a plan to combat the Opposition’s attack on magical thinkers. Theme song, No Way, by Sue and the Namies. FX and music attribution Support the show

As Cassandra follows the trail of breadcrumbs left by a mysterious stranger for Simone on the internet, someone from the past shows up at the House of Fantods to pay his respects. Theme song, No Way, by Sue and the Namies Music and effects attribution Support the show

A coroner’s report, a dream, and curious doings involving Simone and the internet draw the Fantod Pack into intrigue. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies Effects attribution Support the show

As the Fantod Pack puzzles over a series of cryptic clues, they return to find the coroner at the House of Fantods. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies Music and sound attribution Support the show

After making sure Wallace and Simone safely arrive at their respective events in Seattle, The Paladins take Cassandra to a tarot parlor and the Random takes them to the river. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies Support the show

Seventy five years after the allied liberation of France, a cryptic message is discovered that explains why the Bentley from the Paris dream is in Buckley. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies Support the show

Cassandra learns more about how the mass shooter was programmed from his foster sisters while the others explore the grounds of the house in Buckley, and a ghost delivers a message to the FBI. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies Support the show

The team entertains the possibility that Cthulu may be a sympathetic character, as they begin to notice striking similarities to where they’ve come from. And not all of them involve the landscape. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies Attribution: Sound by Moulaythami at freesound.org Support the show

Cassandra begins to see a possible explanation for the psychic attacks that have been occurring, and the FBI pays a visit to the House of Fantods with questions for Simone. Theme song: No Way Support the show

A series of seemingly staged synchronicities lead Cassandra and the others to discuss the possibility that they and others may be under psychic attack. But why? Support the show

As season two opens, Cassandra finds she’s back in her home dimension in the present. And it appears she’s come with a directive. Part one of two parts. Attribution for Chan Chan by Sonidero Travesura Theme song: No Way, by Sue and the Namies. Support the show

Simone agrees to claim the paranormal event she filmed was staged, but after giving the film to the CIA agents, they have questions for Cassandra about her narration. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on Band Camp. Support the show

Cassandra’s tour on the Midnight Special leads her to wonder about just who or what has been influencing minds in her own dimension. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on Band Camp. Support the show

Cassandra begins to wonder if she’s still in the same dimension after Operation Gaslight the Gaslighters fails, and a character in a television program from her dimension makes a surprise appearance. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on Band Camp. Support the show

As all three girls and Steven struggle with what to give each other for the Christmas morning gift exchange, the solution comes to each of them only the way it can in the House of Fantods. The Little Match Girl, by Hans Christian Andersen Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on Band Camp. Support the show

Cassandra begins having the same random reminders of death that plagued Alternate Cassandra in this dimension. And she, Simone and Marina hatch a plan to engage the CIA in a little street theater. Sound effect by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on Band Camp. Show House of Fantods some love on Patreon. Support the show

Cassandra wakes to what she quickly realizes is an alternate reality. And the CIA has followed her there. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on Band Camp. Smiles of the Bathers by Weldon Kees Support the show