
Therapy Gecko
Philosophy Podcasts
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays,...
Location:
United States
Genres:
Philosophy Podcasts
Description:
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
Language:
English
Episodes
“I AM SIMPLY BETTER THAN EVERYONE”
4/29/2026
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A caller explains why they feel they are simply better than everyone else, and we read viewer mail about dealing with deep limerence.
It is time to do laundry. I am a gecko.
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Duration:01:09:05
“I’M A FORMER PICK UP ARTIST”
4/26/2026
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A caller considers embracing a new identity as a girl and a caller discusses his former life as a pick up artist coach and his current life of having his phone hacked by government spyware.
Yes I will have a small bag of pretzels and a can of Diet Coke. I am a gecko.
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Duration:01:14:23
“MY FURRY FRIEND GROUP EXPLODED”
4/22/2026
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A caller explains how getting their friend group involved in the furry fandom was the beginning of the end, and a caller and I discuss our difficulties falling asleep as crazy people.
Take a number. I am a gecko.
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Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever
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Duration:01:01:59
“MY WIFE RAN AWAY”
4/19/2026
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A caller tries to regain his footing after his wife runs away with their child and leaves him on an expensive lease.
Later a caller navigates a series of toxic friendships and a final caller gives us advice on how to get really good at gambling.
Dogs cannot talk. I am a gecko.
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Duration:01:02:17
“I’M HAVING AN AFFAIR”
4/15/2026
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A caller explains why they feel justified having an affair in their dead marriage and a caller from Hong Kong feels betrayed by their peers after entering a new chapter of life.
That cloud looks like a fire hydrant. I am a gecko.
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Duration:01:10:21
“LIVING OUT OF MY CAR SAVED MY LIFE”
4/12/2026
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A caller explains how living in their car after their divorce has lead to the life they’ve always dreamed of.
Later a photographer’s cat is stolen and a final caller ponders history with me.
This is best Wendy’s bathroom in town. I am a gecko.
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Duration:01:09:52
“I NEED TO BE PERFECT”
4/8/2026
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In an hour long call that made me feel like I was on MDMA, a drunk couple talks about how they’ve grown and why they feel the need to be perfect.
Afterwards we read geckmail about the pros and cons of spending $60k to live out of a bus, starting a Beyblade tournament, and hostel travels.
These KitKats taste like pennies. I am a gecko.
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Duration:01:16:37
“THE PRESSURE IS MOUNTING”
4/5/2026
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While avoiding his grocery store shift, a caller wrestles with the feeling that his partner is making too big of a sacrifice for their relationship.
Afterwards a caller’s wife confronts him with a list of everything he does that exhausts her, and a very pleasant final caller plans to take over his dad’s trucking company.
We voted to skip your turn. I am a gecko.
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Duration:01:15:14
“SHE IS AWESOME & I GOT A DUI”
4/1/2026
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A caller navigates probation after having their heart broken by a person living their dream life, and a final caller questions whether or not to settle for their current partner.
It is time to step on a lego intentionally and become stronger by withstanding the pain . I am a gecko.
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Duration:01:14:24
“LARPING AND DIVORCE”
3/29/2026
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A caller gets sober, gets divorced, and starts LARPing, a caller from Australia talks about murderous fish, and we read viewer mail regarding the lizard industry.
A John Travolta impersonator is on the way to my house right now. I am gecko.
Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.
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Duration:01:12:35
ALASKAN DAYDREAMS
3/25/2026
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An Alaskan caller gives the scoop on local alcoholic fishermen, a young DJ maps out their future, and I read viewer mail about human bones and furries.
The pool party is today. I am a gecko.
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Duration:01:03:23
“I TRIED SO HARD TO MAKE IT WORK”
3/22/2026
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A break up rerouted a caller’s life and a final caller plans a move back to their small Italian town.
Do a backflip. I am a gecko.
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Duration:01:07:36
“MY EX HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER”
3/18/2026
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A caller fresh out of jail tries to turn his life around, we speak with the most faded human being to ever live, and I interrupt the slumber of a caller sleeping in his car.
Look at that bird. I am a gecko.
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Duration:01:17:19
“THIS POCKET PUSSY RUINED MY JAPAN TRIP”
3/15/2026
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A pocket pussy ruins a callers Japan trip, a caller navigates a rollercoaster of polyamorous relationships and construction worker themed orgies, and a caller leads rats to their deaths.
This spoon will not be your friend. I am a gecko.
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Duration:01:05:57
“I JUST TOOK 40 SHOTS OF FIREBALL”
3/11/2026
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A caller off 40 shots of fireball whisky explains why he may be done for, and we read viewer mail about the abominable snowman, VR chat legends, how much to reveal about yourself to your family, and more.
Put the cap back on the thing please. I am a gecko.
Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.
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Duration:00:58:51
“MY MOM OWES ME $40k”
3/8/2026
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A caller tries to get his mom to pay the $40k she owes him, a caller details his life experience growing up in Dubai and trying to escape his conventional life, and a viewer mail-in learns more about themselves by catfishing strangers on dating apps.
Move over. I am a gecko.
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Duration:01:17:30
“MY DAD IS BEING A JERK”
3/4/2026
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A caller navigates a complicated relationship with her dad, a caller discovers her mom is actively cheating on her dad, a caller is chased at a 24 hour coffee shop, and a final caller and I get into it about travel stuff.
Watch out for traps. l am a gecko.
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Duration:01:10:20
“THE MEN IN OHIO DISTURB ME”
3/1/2026
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A caller shares grievances with her experience in the Ohio dating scene, a caller searches for the American dream, and we read a viewer mail story of enemies becoming friends.
I place a card facedown and end my turn. I am a gecko.
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Duration:01:27:37
I am going back on tour!
2/27/2026
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Duration:00:04:44
“I CAN’T STOP BEING INFLUENCED”
2/25/2026
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A caller and I discuss influencers, withholding the truth, and integrity. He’s a nice guy. After that a caller tries to find less exhausting ways to connect with people.
We are going to ford the river. I am a gecko.
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Duration:01:26:56