In the Ratsack

Hey guys! We’re back :) welcome back! This episode is a short one! We discuss being friends with an ex. Which is a pretty bleakkk topic but hey! We’ll give it a go! Send your suggestions to us on what we should talk about next episode! intheratsack@gmail.com - instagram us at inthe_ratsack! Seeeyaaaa xx MK --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kellie-marissa/message

Basically everything he says is questionable. If he/she speaks they’re not into you. Run for the hills. This episode starts with Kellies horrific weekend! Her mom leaves her baby sister at home BY HER SELF and tries to set the house on fire to get her nails done? Can someone arrest her please? We then have a really long list of things guys say that can help you decipher the code of what men say to what they actually mean! This is a really long episode we understand skip to the end if you...

Heyaa guys! This episode is all about Marissa’s favourite pen! She’s gone through a lot of pens in her lifetime and there’s just something about this pen. But suddenly this pen has gone missing! So what does she do? Listen to our podcast to find out what happens next! An interesting episode on trying to win your ex back and self love. MK --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kellie-marissa/message

This episode we talk about pathologic liars - Kellie shares an interesting story about a wedding she attended and the breakup that followed 9 days later! Marissa shares the lies she tells her patience in age care. We all lie and we all do it - we ain’t perfect but what is a bad lie? … We don’t know! But we’ll talk shit about it anyways! yay ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kellie-marissa/message

Do you think you might be creepy or giving off creepy vibes? This episode we discuss how people can come across creepy and if you think you might be creepy definitely listen to this episode so you can stop it. We talk about our creepy encounters and how they’ve affected us. No hate xx if you love being a creep than creep ON. THANKS enjoy xx --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kellie-marissa/message

heyaaa guys - this episode Marissa and Kellie discuss red flags to look out for when you're in a relationship. We discuss the important red flags we think are a dead giveaway you're dating a loser! We have a dig at each other and get really distracted! please forgive us we are not at our best when we peform later in the day! - we're not morning people but we're also not afternoon people either? so bare with us :) e-mail us intheratsack@gmail.com and follow us on instagram inthe_ratsack...

HEYYAAAA FELLOW RATS! *just kidding that won't ever be a thing* here we attempt a trailer that goes for WAYYY longer than expected so we've renamed it to EXTENDED trailer so it sounds super fancyyy~ enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kellie-marissa/message

We’re BACKK!!! This week we discuss what happened to Marissa last night the spooky Bird incident. Does anyone else have an irrational fear of something really stupid that you can’t explain? Well good luck to you. Cause you’re basically screwed, we can’t help you there! We then discuss progress in a relationship and how not to be a SIDE HOE ~ Which we are experts at, obviously *wink. This episode continues on with last episode about self love and living your best fucking life! --- Send in a...

We’re obsessed with the bachelor and today we discuss stage 5 clingers ! We are going to teach you ladies and mennnn how to NOT be a stage five clingers! Marissa is loud and proud to be a stage five clinger while Kellie being a bit reserved and more cautious! Our advice is not the best and we know that! please take it all with a grain of salt! promise we'll give better advice next time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kellie-marissa/message

Part 3. With Clare/ We continue the conversation with insecurities and how boss ass we are now that we accept and admit defeat to being insecure and letting it take over our emotions (trust us, we’ve been there gurlll and you don’t want to be there). Kellie tells us about how she dealt with another girl hitting on her man and we discuss the Katy and Spencer episode of Catfish and talk about who we like more between Max and Nev. A hilarious episode to end with our fantastic loveable/adorable...

Part 2. With Clare/ We talk about insecurities as girls and how PSYCHO us bitches can be! Boys beware! We also discuss the handkerchief theory which we love. GIRLS - all around the world we all need to hear this and understand where our insecurities come from! Great life lesson for girls who want to learn about sitting down and being mother fucking humble. We talk about truely being a powerful independent and some may not agree - but being independent does not mean shutting a man down when...

Threes a crowd guys! Special Guest Clare introduces herself and talks about her Gridiron/American Football Experience - where she tackles bitches! She’s super funny/down to earth/rock gal. So much respect for this AMAZINGG WOMANNN. We chit chat about bad dates and we give unsolicited advice to better secure your next date! We tell stories about our experience with dating and our weirdest dates! *Episode 8 is Part two with Clare --- Send in a voice message:...

We’re talking about bad customer service today. Our experiences with bad customers/customer service. We discuss a little about the bachelor and how we feel about dating on television. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kellie-marissa/message

This episode we discuss things that annoy us (I mean what better way to get to know us?) we discuss things we hate as well as un popular opinions we may have. I guess we could? Because it’s our podcast and we could really do what we want! We also talk about the hot guys on survivor - you’ll find we are polar opposites when it comes to men we are attracted to. You also see why Marissa is terrible at love with her choice of men and who she would shoot marry and shag! --- Send in a voice...

This episode we blame our shit friends for ruining our lives (thanks for nothing guys!) and we discuss our horoscope for the month! plot twist! We are both Virgos. Marissa finally tells her story of abuse and hitting rock bottom in a toxic relationship. There is a beautiful moral to the end of this story. We know this is a long one, but it’s superrrr interesting and you’ll learn a valuable lesson at the end of it all. Being in a toxic relationship is never fun and should be taken seriously....

This episode we blame our shit friends for ruining our lives (thanks for nothing guys!) and we discuss our horoscope for the month! plot twist! We are both Virgos. Marissa finally tells her story of abuse and hitting rock bottom in a toxic relationship. There is a beautiful moral to the end of this story. We know this is a long one, but it’s superrrr interesting and you’ll learn a valuable lesson at the end of it all. Continuation with Part 2. Being in a toxic relationship is never fun and...

In this episode we go off on a tangent - but we promise we have a point to the story! Selective tiredness is a condition made up by un-qualified-doctor Marissa or we can officially call her DJ Gecko now. Find out about how living in Cambodia fucked with her mind while struggling to get over problems arising at home - While Kellie rambles on about useless shit and annoys Marissa with questions. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kellie-marissa/message

In this episode we try to introduce ourselves - the best way to do that is to obviously have a discussion about how we should do this. Kellie struggles to introduce herself so diverts the attention back onto Marissa. We discuss slut phases and the Marissa's Tinder sex life. We talk about the one thing we have in common! - a spoilt and much YOUNGER sister and what it's like growing up with them. *please note We love our sisters and spoil them ourselves! so only we are to blame. much...

WELCOME!! our first pod cast episode is about poo! yep everyone does it - hear all about Marissas poo problems and find out about the magic of potatoes! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kellie-marissa/message