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Ep. 36 - Captain Banana VS Tequila Sean

3/21/2018
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This week we have two members of the podcast at odds - Amir AKA Captain Banana, versus Sean's drunken alter ego Tequila Sean. Listen and decide who is in wrong. Should they have gone back to shore? Did Amir jinx the trip with his banana? Find out, and let us know who's side your on. Listen, subscribe, and review us on iTunes.

Duration:00:24:29

Ep. 34 Oscar Fails & Singapore Tales

3/7/2018
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We return after a 3 week break and jump right back into the latest happenings. Sean talks Chinese New Year traditions, the gang breaks down the Black Panther movie, and we take apart the Oscars, from Ryan Seacrest to Best Picture worthiness.

Duration:01:12:33

Ep. 33 - Did It Just Get Dark In Here?

2/7/2018
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Duration:01:18:12

Ep. 32 Don't Put That Label On Me

1/31/2018
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Do you hate when people label you racist? How did you feel about Trumpito's State of the Union? Is it slutty to send nude pics to strangers? We answer these questions and more this week, so tune in from whatever shithole you're at.

Duration:01:31:45

Ep. 31 People Can Be Shitty Flakes

1/24/2018
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Local comedian James fills the gap in the roster this week as we discuss just how shitty people can be. When you see girls getting drinks and dipping, babies denied citizenship, and comediennes boycotting Netflix, can you really say you can "see the good in all people"?

Duration:01:22:29

Ep. 30 Thot Missile Alert

1/17/2018
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Welcome to our confusing world, where things are not what they seem. Not missile alerts, not hitchhikers, not even your jolly ranchers. Bad dates, flat earthers, and cumboxes aside, look sharp, we got a thot missile incoming.

Duration:01:01:02

Ep. 29 Trans-opinions & Harrasment Day

1/10/2018
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Are we obligated to find transgender people attractive? Do your preferences matter? What happened to having an objective opinion? Our world gets crazier by the day, so stay grounded with us as we attempt to process the burgeoning #metoo movement, introduce harassment day, and discuss the latest weirdest ad to come out from IKEA. For Pete's sake, pornstars are dropping in the streets! Where's Oprah when you need her?

Duration:01:37:01

Ep. 25 Disney - Smash Or Pass

11/15/2017
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Let's Get Down To Business... to break down the best of Disney movies, so Be Our Guest this week and let us show you the lists of our top 5 Disney Movies, Hottest Disney Characters, the most useless Disney Princesses, and much more. We can't stay on topic so just... let it go... LET IT GO!!!!!

Duration:01:23:00

Ep. 23 UFOs and The Power Of The Jew-terus

11/1/2017
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Get your tights on as this week as the gang tackles some tough questions. How much is a human egg worth? Do you believe in aliens? Just which fast food chain has the best fries? Strap in and find out as we stretch our beliefs to their limits.

Duration:02:06:33

Ep. 22 Z's On My Chest

10/18/2017
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This week, join us as we discuss Pervy Weinstein, terrible Asian pilots, and the ever-evolving bots on Tinder. As random as that is, believe us when we say putting Z's in your name is always a bad idea.

Duration:01:14:38

Ep. 20 Whitewashed

10/4/2017
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This week we bring on our first white man, debate gun control in the wake of Vegas, r/tinder, and send Benghazi emojis to those women whom "frequent corners."

Duration:01:32:23

Ep. 28 Taking A Knee....For Single Moms

9/27/2017
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Keeping up to date with current events, we discuss Trump's latest game of smoke and mirrors, why the Cavs are not a superteam, and why you should keep single moms out of your dating pool.

Duration:01:14:30

Ep. 27 End Of The World & Views From The Back Of Her Head

9/20/2017
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This week we discuss the end of the world, contemplate getting in line to lose half our stuff aka marriage, and wonder if the back of 'Her' head is really the view it's all cut out to be.

Duration:01:25:52

Ep. 26 The Return Of Omar!

9/7/2017
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Omar tells the wildest, sexiest, and gay-men-who-don't-know-I'm-straight stories from a 2 month European trip. Hold your tits, 'cause this is a long ass, but extremely funny, podcast.

Duration:03:09:16

Ep. 25 Sargento Cheese & The Words Of Shanks

8/30/2017
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Does it really take a hurricane? Trump pardoned who? What do you mean McGregor didn't lose? Oh I'm not getting dessert, I'll just have a bourbon, thank you.

Duration:01:21:40

Ep 24. Turkish Tea, & How Hot Is She?

8/23/2017
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What's in your cup? Join us this week as we drink the wrong tea, read the wrong books, listen to the wrong music, fuck the wrong way, and look for Bassel's ever-elusive car. This is why we can't have nice things.

Duration:01:14:05

Ep 23. The Return Of Bassel & Some Real Talk On Race

8/18/2017
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This week we find out why Bassel was a bad friend, how museums could save America, and while napping on vacation can save you moneyyyy!

Duration:01:29:44

Ep 22. Phantom D*ck & Mangos

8/9/2017
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This week we have our friend and comedian James Warmington to join us, where we discuss everything from the crazy phenomenon known as coconut f*cking (thanks Reddit) to the current value of vagina in the market today.

Duration:01:37:14

Ep 21. G.O.T. Sleep?

8/2/2017
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This week we discuss Bassel and Sean's NY Trip, the importance of going on vacation with the right people, our Game of Thrones theories and more!

Duration:01:10:32

Ep 20. Mary, Where You Get That Baby From

7/12/2017
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We started off the podcast with a heated debate on Publix sub line etiquette and picking up food for friends, which then goes to discussions on evolution, the convenience of religion, and fact versus faith and what's more important.

Duration:01:42:53