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Enlightenment doesn't have to be DULL! Laugh it up with Carmen and Lucky as they dance on the athame's edge and blur the lines between the sacred and the profane.

Enlightenment doesn't have to be DULL! Laugh it up with Carmen and Lucky as they dance on the athame's edge and blur the lines between the sacred and the profane.
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Enlightenment doesn't have to be DULL! Laugh it up with Carmen and Lucky as they dance on the athame's edge and blur the lines between the sacred and the profane.




EMPA#0046: Samhain 2012, Hydrofracking, Politics, and Pagan Pride with Courtney Weber

Courtney Weber, high priestess of the Novices of the Old Ways coven in New York City, a non-tradition based, fellowship-oriented Pagan spiritual community, and co-creator of the Tarot of the Boroughs, a photographic journey through the Tarot using modern New York City settings and notable community personalities, joins Luckylicious for the 2012 Samhain episode of “Eat My Pagan Ass” podcast. Courtney Weber and L [...]


EMPA#0045: Yust Lundberg, The Faerie King

One of my dearest friends, Yust Lundberg, aka The Faerie King, perhaps the least but not least important among his many other monikers, agreed to share parts of his amazing life story with you. It’s his birthday, so wish him a happy one! Your lucky host, Lucky, got a rare opportunity to record this ephemeral man and share it with you. Yust, The Faerie King (and regent of The Gossamer Court, an affiliation of spiritually inspired artists devoted to healing through ar [...]


EMPA#0043: Bull of Heaven — the Mythic Life of Eddie Buczynski and the Rise of the New York Pagan

Most pagans don’t know the name Edmund “Eddie” Buczynski (aka Minos Gwydion-Hyakinthos), but they should. In the span of only a few years in the 1970s, Eddie established three living traditions of modern neopaganism—the New York Welsh Tradition, the Wica Tradition, and the Minoan Tradition, which includes the Minoan Brotherhood, Minoan Sisterhood, and the Cult of Rhea, or the Cult of the Double Axe. This founding elder stood at the convergence of the hippy culture, gay liberation movement,...


EMPA#0042: Lisa Owen, Soul Portraits, and Poop

Ever wondered what your soul looks like? Just ask Lisa Owen, a talented artist who sketches beautiful original art based on her psychic impressions of people’s souls. After a harrowing near-death experience following a car accident at a young age, her psychic awareness intensified with abilities to see auras and talk to spirit guides and ancestor spirits. Her training with midwestern Native American tribes taught her reverence for the circle of life and the sacredness of totems, the...


EMPA#0040: Dragon Ritual Drummers

The Dragon Ritual Drummers make a special guest appearance on Eat My Pagan Ass podcast with host Luckylicious. Following the band’s powerful performance at the Between The Worlds queer pagan men’s gathering in southeastern Ohio in mid-September 2011, Lucky asks members Utu, Adrian, and Flint all about the group and their music. Listen and learn about the group’s origins and inspirations (musical, magical, and spiritual), as well as their commitment to strengthening the brotherhood of men...


EMPA#0039: Gay, Gay, Gay!!

Gay pagans, gay gods, sex magick, frolicking in the forest, and MORE! Lucky interviews the notoriously fabulous (or is that fabulously notorious?) Ocymvio, a gay pagan who’s made his home in NYC and has brought quite a big of magick and fellowship to the gay pagan community there. Founder of the


EMPA#0036: Happy Winter Solstice / Yule / Christmas / Chanukah / etc.

Blessed Yule, pagan ass eaters!! It’s the winter solstice with a kick: total lunar eclipse! Whahoo! That means anything goes, and it DOES in this episode of Eat My Pagan Ass pagan podcast. Lucky is a single gay pagan AGAIN (don’t worry–he’s okay with that) and Carmen has the hots for some guy and this time actually works up the nerve to talk to him. (It’s progress, not perfection, right?) We touch one last time (for now) on the passing of Lucky’s dear friend, Glitterpussy, and the pagan...


EMPA#0035-2: Glitterpussy, Pagan Music Artist, Part II

This episode is a follow-on to Eat My Pagan Ass episode 35, which featured an interview with pagan music artist and one of Lucky’s best friends in the glamorverse, Glitterpussy. Tragically, Glitter (or Allyson, her given name), passed away unexpectedly on November 5, 2010. Episode 35 was aired as the August 2010 interview was intended, letting Glitter speak for herself in her own words, and including no mention of her passing. In this episode, we hear the tale of how Glitter and Lucky met...


EMPA#0035: Glitterpussy, Pagan Music Artist

Lucky interviews pagan musical artist, tantric instructor, and best friend, Glitterpussy. Glitter shares her thoughts on living life to the fullest, self-acceptance and body image, musical influences, pagan festivals, American paganism, fundamentalism, marriage to the love her of life, vulture housewives in grocery store parking lots, abortion, pagan parenting, polyamory, tantra and breathwork, kitchen witchery, and more! Lots of Glitter’s original music featured, including: Hooker with a...

EMPA#0034: Samhain Stirs Up All Kinds of Demons (Like Grannylicious)

Carmen & Lucky welcome you to our 34th episode of Eat My Pagan Ass pagan podcast. This episode started off innocently enough — responding to listener emails, talking about our days and our Samhain plans, and then POOF Grannylicious appears out of thin air and the shit hits the fan. The millennia-long feud between Carmen and Granny comes to a pivotal turning point, and worlds hang in the balance as these two ancient ladies level their wands at one another, and Lucky must use every last...


EMPA#0033: It Gets Better (Don’t Off Yourself!)

Season 3, Episode 2 (EMPA#0033): It Gets Better (Don’t Off Yourself!) Recorded NYC, October 3, 2010 Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious proudly bring you the thirty-third installment of Eat My Pagan Ass. In this episode, we bring everyone up to speed on just where the heck we’ve been all summer long. Lucky’s been on Fire Island, the notorious gay haven by the sea, communing with the elements and checking out all the delicious, roasting meat (see poem below). Carmen has been hopping the...


EMPA#0031: Lazy Summer, Lazy Pagans

Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious are back from their siesta with another episode of the most famous pagan podcast on the planet — Eat My Pagan Ass! In this episode, we remember the amazing talents of the widely imitated Miss Cleo of Psychic Friends Network fame (don’t worry, she’s still alive, thank the Goddess!), discuss the power of intuition and its ability to protect us from dangerous situations, swap some pretty grody recipes, spiral off on yet another tangent about Carmen’s frickin’...


EMPA#0030: The Beltane Sex Episode (Scandalous!)

Carmen and Lucky lay their plan for changing the world. Pay attention, pagans — this is the episode that starts it ALL rolling! Civil rights and drag queen masturbation, all in the same breath!! Carmen explains that there’s more than one way to dance around a Maypole (ahem), and one of them involves a lot of stinky cheese. Covens and sex, and Gerald Gardner pops up again, and Carmen alleges a scandalous origin of Wicca’s founder. Oh, and did we mention sex? We also riff on some tarot...


EMPA#0029: Anger Management & Broom Closets

In this episode of Eat My Pagan Ass pagan podcast, Carmen Kickass lashes back at Grannylicious (aka Voldegranny), but short of starting a witch war proceeds with caution because she’s truly scared of the evil that Granny can do (and has done), least of all the murder of Carmen’s beloved parakeet Paco (R.I.P.)! Lucky doesn’t want to get caught in the crossfire and changes the subject to more fun topics, like Sex and Beltane and Maypoles (ahem). But first — the Vatican is at it again,...


EMPA#0028: Grannylicious, Queen of the Witches

In this episode of Eat My Pagan Ass podcast, Lucky’s notoriously rambunctious grandmother, a.k.a. Grannylicious, has flown in from goddess knows where in order to appear on the podcast — at 93 years old, this makes her the oldest living human being (at least we think she’s human) to podcast. Carmen refuses to be in her presence, which is just as well — Granny lobs some rather contentious accusations at Carmen, and makes some outrageous claims to fame, which Lucky finds hard to swallow,...


EMPA#0027: For the Birds!

Podcasting from a trailer-park shack in the sky, Carmen and Lucky are on a gummy bear-induced sugar high, so their ADD is at its zenith. Editing has helped, but they’re all over the map on this episode: obesity and thin obsession, Anna Wintour, Johnny Weir, tarot readings, listener emails, Carmen’s birthday wishes, gummy bears as sex toys, 2010 Pisces Party shenanigans, did we mention Gummy Bears? Oh, and two very special announcements, including: Wicca History Project


EMPA#0026: Sacred Prostitution and Other Pagan Love Affairs

It’s Carmen’s birthday, bitches! So wish her a happy one by sending her an ecard at And since it’s her birthday, here’s some of her favorite eye candy: In this episode we discuss novelas, Carmen’s fireman fantasies, prostitution and erotic massage from a pagan perspective, war & pleasure, listener emails, @sstrology, self empowerment and responsible witchhood, The Wigglian Way podcast, books (a pagan love affair!) and community service. Remember - this is a...


EMPA#0025: Eat Your Heart Out! St. Valentine Was a Loon!

It’s Valentine’s Day, so Carmen and Lucky are waxing philosophical about the nuances of love, pagan handfastings, polyamory, gay bashing, and obsession. Is love just a mental disorder, a neurochemically induced fugue state of codependent lust? Or is it something more spiritual than that? We don’t know, but we sure have fun trying to guess. Special contests announced in this episode. Psst, Carmen uses the “C” word in this episode!! OH, and it’s her birthday on the 26th, so send her some...


EMPA#0024: Go To Hell, Pat Robertson - or - Demonic Mnemonics

Carmen and Lucky invite a couple friends over for a coffee klatsch — Delphi and The Superchungus riff with our cohosts about Secrets in paganism, NYC rituals, the Cult of Madonna, Death, dirty pagan asses, Radical Faerie Heart Circles, multiverses and time travel reverse Reiki healing, journeys to the Edge(s), weather magic, Haiti/Pat Robertson/Devil, and Luciferian witchcraft. Eavesdrop on this roaming conversation with four NYC (well, three NYC and now one Hawaiian) witches. Anything...

EMPA#0023: The Art of Blasphemy, Taken to a New Low

The Catholic lawmakers in Ireland have made blasphemy illegal. Well, Carmen and Lucky say, “blaspheme THIS, you Leprechaun-lovin’, Guinness swiggin, wafer-eatin’ embarrassments to your Celtic ancestors!” This episode is chock-full of offensive swill, sure enough to piss off any uptight religio-twats. Bring your sense of humor…otherwise, you’re in for one HELL of a ride! Tarot and rune divination, a prosperity spell, listener email, and more in this episode. Featured pagan artist: Gaia...