Bedtime Stories to Bore You Asleep from Sleep With Me

This bobbling and babbling will be like a discombobulated yet fun toy you could play with a side of pudding. Please consider honoring the legacy of our long-time editor Karl by supporting these organizations he loved: NYC Mesh Sean Casey Animal Rescue RBG supports (and in her honor I support)- Friends of Hand in Hand - https://handinhandk12.org/about/ Support the Midnight Mission directly by clicking here. Support the Trevor Project by clicking here. Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! https://sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! You can learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at his website russellsperberg.com. Or follow his new production collective on IG at @BabyTeethLA The show artwork is by Emily Tat Helix Sleep - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows! Odoo - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme Air Doctor Pro - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off! Zocdoc - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep Progressive - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

Sand dunes will look like dreamy cinnamon sugar on the wings of a lovely moth. Please consider honoring the legacy of our long-time editor Karl by supporting these organizations he loved: NYC Mesh Sean Casey Animal Rescue RBG supports (and in her honor I support)- Friends of Hand in Hand - https://handinhandk12.org/about/ Support the Midnight Mission directly by clicking here. Support the Trevor Project by clicking here. Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! https://sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! You can learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at his website russellsperberg.com. Or follow his new production collective on IG at @BabyTeethLA The show artwork is by Emily Tat Helix Sleep - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows! Odoo - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme Air Doctor Pro - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off! Zocdoc - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep Progressive - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

Sometimes random ideas become real quality meanders. Tonight I send v-day cards to people and clothing from the past and it one becomes one big loving opportunity. I believe we are in this together, you are important, and I’m here to keep you company and tell you a story to take your mind off of stuff. I’m glad you are here. Please consider honoring the legacy of our long-time editor Karl by supporting these organizations he loved: NYC Mesh Sean Casey Animal Rescue RBG supports (and in her honor I support)- Friends of Hand in Hand - https://handinhandk12.org/about/ Support the Midnight Mission directly by clicking here. Support the Trevor Project by clicking here. Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! https://sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! You can learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at his website russellsperberg.com. Or follow his new production collective on IG at @BabyTeethLA The show artwork is by Emily Tat Helix Sleep - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows! Odoo - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme Air Doctor Pro - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off! Zocdoc - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep Progressive - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

Weather not wurthering the fill of fuller words should help keep you company while you drift off. Also please don’t get any goats. Sleep Well, Drew/Scooter Sleep With Me exists because of direct listener action via www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus -the ultimate way to listen to the show, sign up for a 7 day free trial www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors -to support a sponsor and get on the supporter zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer -get rewards, like Sleep With Me+ access, for spreading the work about the show www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/newsletter to stay up to date and get cool behind the scenes content

I believe we are in this together, you are important, and I’m here to keep you company and tell you a story to take your mind off of stuff. I’m glad you are here. Please consider honoring the legacy of our long-time editor Karl by supporting these organizations he loved: NYC Mesh Sean Casey Animal Rescue RBG supports (and in her honor I support)- Friends of Hand in Hand - https://handinhandk12.org/about/ Support the Midnight Mission directly by clicking here. Support the Trevor Project by clicking here. Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! https://sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! You can learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at his website russellsperberg.com. Or follow his new production collective on IG at @BabyTeethLA The show artwork is by Emily Tat Helix Sleep - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows! Odoo - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme Air Doctor Pro - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off! Zocdoc - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep Progressive - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

What could be more lulling than a phone call describing a “Calvin and Hobbes” comic strip? How about a slow look at the most famous cat memes? Sleep Well, Drew/Scooter Sleep With Me exists because of direct listener action via www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus -the ultimate way to listen to the show, sign up for a 7 day free trial www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors -to support a sponsor and get on the supporter zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer -get rewards, like Sleep With Me+ access, for spreading the work about the show www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/newsletter to stay up to date and get cool behind the scenes content

Your thoughts will be snug and warm in a proving drawer of meanders and tangents. Sleep Well, Drew/Scooter Sleep With Me exists because of direct listener action via www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus -the ultimate way to listen to the show, sign up for a 7 day free trial www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors -to support a sponsor and get on the supporter zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer -get rewards, like Sleep With Me+ access, for spreading the work about the show www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/newsletter to stay up to date and get cool behind the scenes content

All will be well tonight as we will be in capable hands, that will guide us through a series of meandering questions about dealing with Big Ones and Big Emojis.

Lady Marpbels will create a safe place where you can sleep as well as a bespoke gumball nestled in a bog at sunset. Sleep Well, Drew/Scooter Sleep With Me exists because of direct listener action via www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus -the ultimate way to listen to the show, sign up for a 7 day free trial www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors -to support a sponsor and get on the supporter zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer -get rewards, like Sleep With Me+ access, for spreading the work about the show www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/newsletter to stay up to date and get cool behind the scenes content

Your fortune comes tonight like a sandwich cookie made of pillows at the end of a meandering bored game. Sleep Well, Drew/Scooter Sleep With Me exists because of direct listener action via www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus -the ultimate way to listen to the show, sign up for a 7 day free trial www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors -to support a sponsor and get on the supporter zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer -get rewards, like Sleep With Me+ access, for spreading the work about the show www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/newsletter to stay up to date and get cool behind the scenes content

Nothing Villa about this one, with all of Scoot’s rambling about watercraft, not much will be repaired or restored except your sleep. Sleep Well, Drew/Scooter Sleep With Me exists because of direct listener action via www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus -the ultimate way to listen to the show, sign up for a 7 day free trial www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors -to support a sponsor and get on the supporter zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer -get rewards, like Sleep With Me+ access, for spreading the work about the show www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/newsletter to stay up to date and get cool behind the scenes content

Get ready for some fun and games, well more of Scooter opening up a game based on that theme park made famous by ads on WPIX and later in books and documentaries. Please consider honoring the legacy of our long-time editor Karl by supporting these organizations he loved: NYC Mesh Sean Casey Animal Rescue RBG supports (and in her honor I support)- Friends of Hand in Hand - https://handinhandk12.org/about/ Support the Midnight Mission directly by clicking here. Support the Trevor Project by clicking here. Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! https://sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! You can learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at his website russellsperberg.com. Or follow his new production collective on IG at @BabyTeethLA The show artwork is by Emily Tat Support our AAPI community Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources. Help to support the people in Ukraine. Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline. You can see more global helplines here.

Welcome sleep along with twelve new bakers, Prue, Noel and Sandy for their first time in the tent, you can call it series eight or collection five as there will be plenty of room for meanders.

This collection of intros is about as confusing as an eight-pack of water being pulled in a wagon by a boy who knows not his hips.

If you are sleeping on a grade or in a bed you should sleep through the forced politeness and adult acne in this episode. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

As you sink into you pillow the nuns will offer long winded thoughts. Explanations of Scooter's third or second class status will carry on like a soft senseless breeze that goes on and on while you rest. Rest well. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

My metaphors will be listing like a ship. Then Nana will ask the questions I'm afraid to ask, like "Who do you think you are?" and "Why would you do this?" so settle in and get ready to drift off while I heap on the nonsense. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

Your dreams will be plucked but still avoid the somatic string puller. Then the Nuns will get faux drunk while Scooter lays in wait for an asteroid thief. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

Did you ever have to parent an egg or bag of flour for health class? Well our nuns get to do that on a galactic level, while Scoots hums on some. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

We will rejoin the Nuns in space on a mission to get a planet to don’t fear the weavers. There will be plenty of talking a repetitive action while you sleep into sleep. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron