Once Upon a Time, Bitches

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Hi, I’m Branden. That is me on the cover. Yes, I have a boy’s name, a Mom bod, and the tattoos are not photoshopped. Once upon a time I realized we all have a story, we all have a struggle and happiness is relative. I am not cynical or hardened, I am just stating the facts. Here’s the deal: Prince Charming doesn’t exist. Fairy Godmother is drunk. Glass slippers don’t come 2 day prime shipping from Amazon. There is no magic fairytale, but if YOU work at it enough you can come pretty close creating your version with a happy ending. The best part is, in life you can continue to make edits until that sh*t reads exactly how you want it to. You may not agree with everything I say in this book but the most important takeaway is that YOU have to be your own f*cking hero. No more damsel locked in a tower b.s. That ends now. Join me as I take you through my 7 Magical Maxims for creating a fairytale life. (I know what you are thinking: Branden, no one gets a fairytale life.) Can you stop being so damn cynical for two seconds and just go with this? Good. Here they are: #1 Realize that no one is coming to save you. You have to save yourself. #2: Accept total responsibility for every damn aspect of your life. #3: Stop comparing yourself to others and just f*cking be you. #4: Dream dreams that are so big they make people doubt you. #5: Your life is the sum of your choices.Choose well. #6: Eliminate everything evil and negative from your kingdom. #7: Love yourself so hard you have an abundance to share with others. Is it possible to design a fairytale life? Control your destiny? Be the hero in your story? I believe you can and that’s why I wrote this book. I am going to make you a little uncomfortable. Back out now if you aren't ready. S**t is about to get real bitches… Author - Branden LaNette. Narrator - Branden LaNette. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2019 Branden LaNette ©.

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English