Yanks Call it Soccer

In South Korea there is a nightly show called ‘Super Son time’ which shows highlights of the Tottenham forward Heung-Min Son's best games and goals. While this show is currently packed with content, we still struggle with how it can be a nightly show. But there are a few gems we dug up for shows that we feel could really help build the soccer culture. After you hear ours, let us know if any stand out and please let us know about some of your ideas. So we can corroborate of course...

Coming soon, Bayern Munich will offer fans a new experience to watch matches from a hotel suite overlooking the pitch. Not only will Marriott become the official hotel partner they will be giving a whole new meaning to luxury suite. Fans will be able to stay in a modern, custom-built executive box at the Allianz […]

Four West Brom players were forced to apologize after stealing a taxi to get back to their hotel after a trip to McDonald’s, which we assume was a drunken decision after a solid night at the clubs (both stealing and eating McDonald’s). The four included their very own skipper Jonny Evans, 30, Gareth Barry, 36, Jake Livermore, […]

On-loan Chelsea defender Matt Miazga has been fined by Vitesse Arnhem after grabbing the groin area of an opposing player in the Eredivisie. Here "Eredivisie" could also mean something completely different. Is this part of soccer culture? Is this something that is just "part of the game"? How should the MLS handle this type of behavior not if, but when it happens?

Yanks 2.0 is ready for prime time. We know we have been off the grid for the start of 2018, but there is good reason. YCIS is looking to a bit of re-branding. Not in our own personal image, but rather the content we provide to you our listeners. Take a listen to the intro PSA for more information, but know that we are now bringing you the soccer culture you never knew existed.

Topics include: 1) Marseille supporter was forced to watch a match in his underwear. We are never forced, it's our right 2) Carlo Ancelotti gets embarrassed by Bayern Munich and it's not just being sacked 3) How should supporters feel when your club is obviously being sent out to pasture?

Topics include: 1) Matt Ritche was forced to drink his first beer in two years to provide a drug test sample 2) Allegedly Cavani rejected a $1M offer to hand over PK duties 3) Ben Arfa posts a weird beach workout to promote himself. The Yanks will do the same soon 4) West Ham looked to hire a WWE wrestler as a motivational speaker. What could go wrong here?

Yanks Live 08! Believe it or not, this was our eighth live show at SteelCraft in Long Beach. If you haven't seen us yet, you have one more chance this calendar year. It is a show you don't want to miss, especially before they start charging you to see us (we may be dreaming here). Listen here to get a taste and then join us next time live!

Topics include: 1) Everton fans are furious that new sleeve sponsor is Angry Birds. What app could be worse? 2) The NBA is launching jerseys that allows fans to personal footage through an embedded camera. EPL, sign us up! 3) Manchester United's Class of '92 has started a University. Time to go get a second degree!

Topics include: 1) Real Madrid's Marco Asensio recently missed a match due to a pimple caused by shaving. We hope it's on his leg. 2) Peru fans were caught watching a match during a loved one's funeral. Part of the last will and testament? 3) Arsenal may have just the supporter they need in this trying time, and it's coming out of the White House. 4) And a special Get to Know the Yanks!

Topics include: 1) Grimsby Town fans were made to show their bras to security before entering a match. It's for everyone's safety. 2) Baldock Town's social media expert had to leave his official duties because he was called on as a sub in the match. He "LOL"ed all over the field! 3) Sean Dyche slams the response to a pitch invader. Apparently the pitch invader was ugly. 4) Get to know what the Yanks hobbies would be if we had all the downtime in the world like players do.

Topics include: 1) Neymar hires a UFC fighter as his new bodyguard. That's no Kevin Costner! 2) Ronaldo get a new sponsor that's harder than his abs...maybe 3) Newcastle slams Huddersfield for providing "clappers" for their fans. At least it wasn't vuvuleza day 4) Carlo Ancelotti has been banned from smoking maybe this was the straw?

Podcast topics include: 1) Crystal Palace used sleeping pods to help with recovery during pre-season training. Maybe they are still in them? 2) Oh dear, Ronaldinho has release a new line of fidget spinners. What’s next? 3) Tinder looks to become Manchester United’s first sleeve sponsor. Can you swipe it? 4) Zlatan releases his own […]

Podcast topics include: 1) Chelsea used Shaolin Monks for pre-season training to “kick” start the season 2) Antonio Conte admits he loses 7 pounds a match. We think it’s in lost saliva 3) Peter Crouch has a face for radio and 4) Djibouti FA dissolves the national team. “But” it doesn’t “end” there. Listen on […]

Podcast topics include: 1) Manchester United security staff had to follow a strict 18-day booze ban during pre-season tour of the United States. What kind of “tour” is this? 2) Wayne Rooney insists he still has a burning desire to win after joining Everton and is “not coming into a retirement home”. A Life Alert […]

Topics include: 1) The League Two side Wycombe has released a keeper jersey designed to throw off opposing strikers. We have a few better ideas than what they came up with. 2) Mike Ashley has told a Court judge that he is a "power drinker" who likes to get drunk. Nothing to add here. 3) Arsene Wenger finally gets his man, Lacazette. But how did he do it? 4) A secretive American investment firm backed by Mark Zuckerberg is considering a £1B bid for Tottenham Hotspur. We "like" this news.

Topics include: 1) Jamie Vardy’s academy for non-league talent has its first player offered a professional contract. We're not sure if it's a soccer contract or a party contract. 2) Raheem Sterling says Manchester City must become more "streetwise" if they are to challenge for honors next season. Is this on or off the pitch? 3) Cristiano Ronaldo may have just been offered the best contract ever, free beer for life.

Topics include: 1) Brisbane Roar has been fined by the AFC for not providing proper meals for a group of Champions League match officials. Who wouldn't demand lobster twice a day? 2) An Argentine football player has caused outrage after admitting that he used a needle to hurt opposing players. What a prick! 3) Newcastle is named the fastest growing soccer brand in the world. Mike Ashley's underwear line must be a hit! 4) Claudio Ranieri almost missed out on Nantes due to his age! We claim...

Topics include: 1) The Messi Experience Park, a theme park dedicated to Lionel Messi, will open in China in 2019. Can't wait to ride the "nutmeg". 2) Manchester City VIPs will receive pre-match tactical briefings from Pep Guardiola's backroom staff before every home game. We would rather be around the post match drinking contest. 3) Does the MLS need a villain to help drive popularity? 4) A Bulgarian defender swigs beer that was thrown at him during a match. Best part, it ended up being just...

Topics include: 1) Mario Balotelli has a plan for becoming the next Ballon d’Or winner and it's MURDER! 2) Plans for new Canadian Premier League approved. We hope they know there is no ice involved. 3) Juventus star Paulo Dybala has claimed that he’s become so good in part because of the film Gladiator. He loves himself the classics. 4) Grimsby fans hire mariachi band as a protest. 5) Our "Get to Know the Yanks" asks, "Which superhero would you pick as your inspiration?"