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Copyright
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Disclaimer
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Preface
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Introduction
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Chapter 1 The Patriarchy Tax: Why Men Owe You Back Pay 5
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Chapter 2 Feline Supremacy: Why Cats Outrank Husbands 12
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Chapter 3 Beauty Sabotage: How Male Surgeons Profit From Your Insecurity 20
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Chapter 4 Hex the Haters: Witchcraft as Financial Strategy 28
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Chapter 5 Alimony 2.0: Upgrading Divorce for Profit 35
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Chapter 6 Male Tears: The New Cryptocurrency 41
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Chapter 7 Satanic Self-Care: Abortion as Radical Wellness 48
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Chapter 8 The Mediocrity Market: Short-Selling Male Egos 56
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Chapter 9 Chore Communism: Housework as Class Warfare 64
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Chapter 10 Trauma Tariffs: Monetizing Microaggressions 71
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Chapter 11 Vagenda Meetings: Corporate Takeovers by Any Means 79
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Chapter 12 Dating Detox: Swiping Left on Male Oxygen 86
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Chapter 13 Sperm Jacking: Child Support for Single Mothers 93
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Chapter 14 Woke Wallets: Divesting from Dickheads 100
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Chapter 15 Rage Yoga: Burning Capitalism in Downward Dog 107
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Chapter 16 C.E.O. Castration: Neutering Corporate Overlords 114
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Chapter 17 Misandry M.B.A.: Monetizing Male Tears 122
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Chapter 18 Solo Polyamory: Dating Your Bank Account 130
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Chapter 19 Uterine Uber: Disrupting the Pregnancy Industrial Complex 137
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Chapter 20 Himbo Harvest: Farming Low-Effort Men 145
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Chapter 21 Feminist Foreclosure: Evicting the Male Gaze 153
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Chapter 22 Cliteracy 101: Rewriting Economic Theory 160
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Chapter 23 Menopause Mutual Funds: Investing in Rage 167
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Chapter 24 Matriarchal Mars: Building a Planet Without Men 175
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Epilogue
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