A Scary Place To Be

Jacolby is back and joined by Wheelz once again to ridicule that scrub for picking Spain to win the World Cup, because they lost to RUSSIA in the Round of 16. Now that the tournament is underway, we have seen some good performances from teams and players, as well as some that deserve ridicule; well don't you worry, everyone gets what they deserve on this podcast. Of course, there are predictions for the end of the tournament, including Wheelz having to pick a new winner because his original...

Is Drake the most polarizing artist on Earth? On this episode, Malik and Denton join the program once again to discuss Drake's new album, Scorpion. You know we had to get immediate reactions from the world's two foremost Drake experts. Other topics included in this show are Drake's responses to Pusha T (or lack thereof), Scorpion's place in the hierarchy of Drake albums, the odds of Drake and Nicki ever actually getting married, and how painful it must be for Drake to be a single father. If...

Jacolby and a peerless soccer star sit down to go over the World Cup a few days before it started. Who is this international football superstar, though? He has won multiple tournaments, and inspired countless children to play soccer. It's none other than the man who introduced Jacolby to Jamike a few years back, the incomparable Wheelz! Hear some predictions for the top teams and players at the World Cup, as well as who will be going home early, and maybe even a breakdown of which player is...

Sorry to keep our fans waiting so long, but the finale to Season 1 is finally here! Hear what Jamike and Jacolby have been up to lately, they discuss the recent beefs in the news, and they recap some of the best moments from Season 1 of A Scary Place To Be! Make sure to subscribe so that when Season 2 drops, you will get it right to your phone without having to look for it. That will be very soon, and there will be a few announcements regarding next season upcoming shortly. In the meantime,...

J. Cole announced a surprise album that dropped on 4/20, and albums by Drake, Kanye, and Kanye with Kid Cudi were announced for June. Which of these albums will be the most trash? We discuss that, we talk about what we think the next wave in music will be, and we play 30 Seconds of Hate for the first time in way too long. As always, rate/review/subscribe and make sure to tell your friends. Don't leave them in the dark, because they are probably afraid of the dark. Or maybe that's just...

It's stoner bashin time! Not really, but join us for a discussion of the day 4/20, we list our top 5 stoners, and we talk about some trivia about important facts from the history of weed. Light up and listen, and hopefully you get so stuck in the couch that you have enough time to leave us multiple 5 star reviews and to tell all of your friends to listen and do the same. Just don't overdose.

Sometimes people do things that they shouldn't. In times like this, we shouldn't all rush to judge them, but Jacolby and Jamike will do just that in this episode. Just because we don't have all the facts doesn't mean we won't have all the strong opinions. Please rate/review/subscribe/share unless you want your friends and family to find out you were depriving them of this podcast years from now and hate your guts.

Jacolby's got a lot of things on his mind and since it's his show, he figured why not bring it up here? A big topic of discussion on this episode is that perception is reality, and whether or not that's a good thing. Speaking of good things, make sure y'all leave us reviews, ratings, and that you tell everybody you know about the most fire podcast that you just heard. Otherwise, fuck off.

Jacolby & Jamike talked about a holiday that not nearly enough people celebrate, and Jacolby drops tips on what to listen to during this most wonderful time of year. Also, a Top 5 list may or may not have snuck in here. How could you possibly want to miss that? Anyways, as usual, rate/review/subscribe/tell all your friends to do the same, otherwise you are holding everybody back. Don't be the weakest link in your circle.

In this episode, we discuss whether or not sex is good for your golf game all the time, or only when you are cheating on your spouse. Also, since The Masters is this weekend, so you know we had to come through with the kind of golf analysis nobody else could possibly provide. As an added bonus, you get to hear Jamike, driver of the Tiger Woods Bandwagon, make a pledge just in case Tiger wins another green jacket this weekend.

Wanna hear about the most preposterous ways that people have ever hurt themselves? Jacolby has you covered right here. Also, we talk baseball season opening up, and as painful as that might sound to some of you, Jacolby gives it a twist that would make M. Night Shyamalan proud. One might say that this legendary podcast even managed to make baseball interesting for a few minutes, if anyone out there can believe that. As always, rate/review/subscribe/tell your friends. There are a lot of nice...

Our last March episode pays homage to March Madness, although we won't say whether I'm talking about the Future song or the sporting event. Maybe it's both. Anyways, speaking of both, we are joined on this episode by both Denton and Malik, who are two of the world's leading experts on numerous topics. Their breakdowns and analyses are invaluable to this episode, and if your appetite for their takes is whetted by their contributions to this episode, make sure to go find them on Twitter. You...

This episode, we talk about a thing that drive Jacolby absolutely nuts. We follow that up by talking about something Jamike really doesn't understand. A member of the Finesse Hall of Fame, a terrible idea had by one of our favorite New Yorkers, and other people just doing really dumb things are all discussed on this podcast, which you won't want to miss. Remember to rate/review/subscribe/tell your friends, otherwise they will find out down the line that you were withholding these kinda goods...

Just when racism was about to be solved...... BAH GAWD, THAT's JACOLBY'S MUSIC. This is by far the most controversial episode yet, and if that isn't enough of a hook for you, well..... listen anyway. Rate/review/subscribe/tell your friends, they won't want to miss this one, or any other one for that matter if they have any sense in them.

Jamike & Jacolby have their wires crossed up with Mandel and Jake from Hand Me The Aux on this episode. The gang chops it up about all the disloyalty in Miami recently, then they also discuss an addiction that humanity as a whole must face. They conclude by discussing L's that were taken recently, as well as L's that will be taken in the future. The only ones not catching L's at that point are the listeners, who should be delighted. Find Mandel on Instagram @ablackmancan, find Jake on...

It's the time of the year where everybody is blowing their tax refund money on cocaine, and Jamike & Jacolby had to get their two cents in, despite the fact that 2 cents doesn't buy very much blow. Review/Rate/Subscribe/Tell your friends... you're bogarting all the entertainment and laughs for yourself every single second you aren't sharing this with somebody

Jacolby & Jamike discuss the busiest time of the year for accountants. Taxes are boring, but A Scary Place To Be makes them a fun and engaging topic for the whole family. Unless you have kids, don't let them hear any of this, it's too explicit.

Jacolby & Jamike go off on the NCAA and try to invent new and better ways for "amateur" athletes to transition to the pros. Hint: One of them is rooting for Lavar Ball to become King of High Level Amateur Basketball, maybe even for all sports if he does a good enough job. Please rate/review/subscribe/tell your friends. Why would you rob them of this half hour of joy? You know, lying by omission is just as bad as telling a fib.

Some days are sadder than others, and March 4th is one of the saddest. In this episode, Jacolby & Jamike celebrate a true legend who was gone way too soon, and we talk about other legends who died before their time. Also, this is the first episode with our new editor, so our sound quality is now officially turnt up to the max. Make sure to rate/review/subscribe/tell your friends about the show if you liked it, and if you didn't, feel free to do those things anyway right after you finish...

Jacolby & Jamike both want to cancel the rest of 2018 after the news they just got. Seriously, let's just throw it all away. This episode is mostly about music after the boys get past the grieving stage. We discuss classic albums, places in the pantheon of music, and make a greatest hits album that does not exist yet. Make sure you rate/review/subscribe, and keep telling your friends about how much you would rather hang with us than them. Or don't say that, just tell them to listen.